What POTC characters would NEVER say...

another horrid thing passed my mind.. please stop. 🙁 😛

Liz and Jack marooned on island
Liz: Mr. Sparrow...I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.
Jack: No talking then, put off your clothes
Liz: What? *drinks all rum from her bottle*

Beckett: Jack why can't you love meeee?

🥷

going with the whole, he is a she thing that is... 🤨

😆 to both!

poor beckett.. 😛

yes, poor Becket

Jaeh, nothing new yet?

i'm having a serious case of writer's block.

and i'm hating that predicament right now. 🙁

so that's bad, we must just wait and hope

maybe i'd have a breakthrough later.. 😉

hopefully!

(in first film) Will: shut up, may father was a dirty rotten backstabbing pirate!

If you guys have watched STar WArs trilogy (4, 5, 6) You'll get these jokes. I've searched some stuff, and here's what i've got from my scripts.. 😉 I just, ah.. fused dialogues.

Jack: Well.. that's just madeningly unhelpful.
Han: Don't everyone thank me at once...

Vader: You're a part of the Rebel Alliance...and a traitor.
Jack: My hands are clean from this. (looks at dirrty hands) Figuretively! (bites nail)

Jack: We must fight...to run away!
Han: Good luck. (pause) You're gonna need it.

well, that's all i've got right now...

lol, I don't know StarWars, but it's funny anyway

aww! too bad! go watch it sif, it's a good movie, i'm sure you'll like it.

but watch episode 4, 5, and 6 before 1,2,3 though. trust me on this. 😉

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
If you guys have watched STar WArs trilogy (4, 5, 6) You'll get these jokes. I've searched some stuff, and here's what i've got from my scripts.. 😉 I just, ah.. fused dialogues.

Jack: Well.. that's just madeningly unhelpful.
Han: Don't everyone thank me at once...

Vader: You're a part of the Rebel Alliance...and a traitor.
Jack: My hands are clean from this. (looks at dirrty hands) Figuretively! (bites nail)

Jack: We must fight...to run away!
Han: Good luck. (pause) You're gonna need it.

well, that's all i've got right now...

soooooooo funny i LOVE star wars, my favorite one is the 5th one which is yours?

Jack: Mr. Gibbs spank my bootie.
Mr. Gibbs: Spank your own damn booty.

😂 missme..

4.. 🙂

I'm looking for other stuff i could fuse, but i'm gonna need AWE's script.

lol we really do need the script

hasn't it come out yet?

nope regretably

GAH! nooo!

where do you get the script when it comes out? If it doesn't come out soon, you could always watch the movie with a notebook and a pencil 😛