lol! I love sith lords and pirates! It doesn't get much better! ...*sits in happy contemplation*... They should make a movie! Jerry Bruickheimer producing so they can blow stuff up of course and they could take the black pearl to another galaxy and somehow the monkey turns up and Vadar gets frustrated because he can't kill it! And they coulf tie Barbossa to the moon and Elizabeth and Will are like wtf? That moon has a silhoute looking rather like Barbossa's hat... Then Luke Skywalker could like come and they say take us to the moon and he's like OK, but then he takes them to the wrong planets moon and they see Earth and are like OMG it's round we should tell someone! And then Jack overhears and they race back to earth and Jack inpersonates ANOTHER clerk of the church of England and tells someone and then ... the whole time that's happening there's like an epic battle between Vadar and the monkey, but the monkey is just sitting there and Vadar is like die, die , die and the monkey throughs a peanut at him and he dies.
Oh and because Jack makes one of the most important discovies of all time all of the stuff he did is pardoned, then he says thanks and steals something and then everyone chases after him but he has a lightsaber and kills one person and the rest hide.
that was kind of pointless but i'm high!