What POTC characters would NEVER say...

Started by miss_swann106 pages

lol! I love sith lords and pirates! It doesn't get much better! ...*sits in happy contemplation*... They should make a movie! Jerry Bruickheimer producing so they can blow stuff up of course and they could take the black pearl to another galaxy and somehow the monkey turns up and Vadar gets frustrated because he can't kill it! And they coulf tie Barbossa to the moon and Elizabeth and Will are like wtf? That moon has a silhoute looking rather like Barbossa's hat... Then Luke Skywalker could like come and they say take us to the moon and he's like OK, but then he takes them to the wrong planets moon and they see Earth and are like OMG it's round we should tell someone! And then Jack overhears and they race back to earth and Jack inpersonates ANOTHER clerk of the church of England and tells someone and then ... the whole time that's happening there's like an epic battle between Vadar and the monkey, but the monkey is just sitting there and Vadar is like die, die , die and the monkey throughs a peanut at him and he dies.

Oh and because Jack makes one of the most important discovies of all time all of the stuff he did is pardoned, then he says thanks and steals something and then everyone chases after him but he has a lightsaber and kills one person and the rest hide.

that was kind of pointless but i'm high!

Ewan McGregor and Johnny Depp. Woot!

WAH! EWAN AND JOHNNY! favorite hottest actors ever! 😍

*sigh* Link Larkin and Johnny Depp <333

GAH! SCARY! IS THAT ZAC EFRON! *shields eyes*... WAIT! JOHNNY!!!!

lol.. kidding.. well! back to the topic!

Jack: who.. who are you?
Mort: WHO ARE YOU? why do you look like me?
Ichabod: *faints.. hotly*
Jack: Mate.. no.. really, who are you?
Mort: I'm.. Mort.. Rainey, a Writer...
Jack: Captain Jack Sparrow mate...* shakes hands* would you like some rum?
Mort: Sure.. some doritos? Corn, perhaps?
Jack: Sure...

both drag ichabod into the sunset and both.. all three of them, after Ichy wakes up, dirnks rum and lived err... happily ever after lol?

lol

got anything, sailor?

Who are Mort and Icabad?

knowing these people, people Johnny depp played in some movie

yeah.. >.< Johnny did play them in a movie.. 😄

Will: Who are you?
Legolas: question is, who are you, you filthy human?
Will: I'm William Turner... and you are... pointy ears?
Legolas: I'm Legolas... an elf from the woodland realm..
Will: Elf? woodland realm? what are you, going to a costume party?
Legolas: Uh... some humans just doesn't know how beautiful elves could be... And you... are you some.. pirate person?
Will: Ah, yeah, wearing the outfit, aren't I?
Legolas: ...
Will: ran out of things to say pointy ears?
Legolas: I challenge you to a duel...
Will: BRING IT ON!

the two.. fights...

hehe, I've got nothing better to do.. wait, actually, I have.. 😄

Originally posted by potcfan2003
knowing these people, people Johnny depp played in some movie

What about Victor?

(everyone finds Jack)

Will: He thinks we're hallucinations.

Gibbs: But I just washed!

(everyone looks at him)

Barbossa: Jack. I'll prove it to you that we're real. Shoot me.

Jack: I shot you last time and here you are.

Barbossa: Oh yeah...I got nothin.

Ragetti: I'll prove it to you! Would a real human be able to take out his eye?

Jack: Yes.

Ragetti: Oh.

Tia: Remember me, Jack? I'm real. I can grow 50 feet and dissolve into crabs.

Jack: (going nuts) This isn't helping me clear my head!

ROFL!

willo! I missed you! well, yeah...!

post more mate when you have time! 😊

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Marty: So... Do we have a heading?

Jack: Ah! [goes for his compass] A heading. Set sail in a... [the compass needle swings this way and that without stopping and Jack's finger follows it] general... [picks a random direction] that way direction!

Gibbs: Captain?

Jack: Come on. Snap to and make sail, you know how this works. Oi, oi! [shoos pirates out of his way as he walks to his cabin]

Marty: I've notice lately, the Captain seem to be acting a bit strange...er. [shrugs]

Gibbs: Setting sail without knowing his own heading, something's got Jack vexed. You mark my words, what bodes ill for Jack Sparrow, bodes ill for us all.

Random Pirate listening in: Does this mean we're not getting anything valuable?

>.<

random:

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Jack to Davy: You're one crazed up fruit loop...
Davy: What's a fruit loop?
Jack: I'm not sure... cereal or something... trix?

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Liz: CUPCAKES! *gorges on em*
Jack: I can't believe she could eat that much, and still look like that.. *scans liz's body and whistles*

>.<

lol CUPCAKES ROFL!!!

hehe.. try it tangerines.. i'm sure you'll do alright lol...

Jack and lizzie stuck on the island. talking about stuff.
Liz: so.. after that... we payed him cupcakes, and he sailed off into the sea without a word.
Jack: you actually payed pirates cupcakes just so they'd go away?
Liz: yes.
Jack: and they left? *skeptically*
Liz: yup.

Liz sees Jack's doubting expression.

Liz: ahh.. but it's no extraordinary cupcakes... i made them.
Jack: i wonder how those pirates stomached your cooking.
*SLAP*
Jack: I deserved that.

>.<

lol! im getting weird looks from my mum.
i dunno what to do though, maybe inspiration will strike sometime..... maybe

give it a shot.. 😛

imagine these....

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Beckett: *shrieks* SPIDER!!!

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Davey: *shrieks* OCTOPUS!

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after CotBP... some pirate thought about the cursed treasure, and went after will, who sought Jack for help.. at the confrontation...
Jack: *yawns at the site of undead pirates coming his way* been there, done that.
Undead Captain: *stops* what do you mean you've done this?
Jack: *shoots him*
Undead Captain: If you've done this, then you would've known that wouldn't have worked!
Will looked at them, standing in front of the chest, his hand cut and blood in the chest: He knew this would happen.
Undead Captain collapses.
Jack and will surveys the corpse, and yawns.

hehe, not really funny, but.. *shrug*

roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OCTOPUS!!!!!!!!!!! aha aha ahhhhhhhhhhh