What POTC characters would NEVER say...

Started by Jaeh_JediPirate106 pages

lol ms!

lol luna!... I can't imagine Jack and barb- wait! I CAN! YUUCCKKK!

DISTURBING IMAGES!!!! Who would wear the dress?

WHY DID YOU BRING UP THE DRESS?!?! *curls up in a ball* I did not just imagine that i did not i did not....

I could imagine... either!!! *shivers*

are you punishing me? is that it?! O.O

no... just wondering who would wear the dress... I think it would be Barbi myself...

I say Jack. he'd fit better in Drag 😬

I bet he'd still look hot in a dress...

Originally posted by miss_swann
I bet he'd still look hot in a dress...

Disturbing how it's possible he still would.

Liz: Well, when Will comes, you'll tell him what I learnt you, alright?
kid: yes mum
*Will comes*
Will: *points at kid* Who is he?
kid: Hi, uncle dad, my name is James Sparrow *stop* er, Will Turner jr., I'm 9...8...9 years old and...
Will: Elizabeth? Tell me, who is he really
Liz: Your son, of course, who else could be it?

>-< stupid

lol!

*tries to continue*

Will: He just bloody said he's James Sparrow!
Liz: Oh, you must be hearing things love! It's a long ten years since you last saw us, so-
Will: Did you just call me 'love'?
Liz: I'm trying out new pet names...
Jack*suddenly opens the door and rushes in the house* : Darling I'm home! James? Lizzie?
Will: What the bloody- Darling? I'm home? Elizabeth! What is the meaning of this?
Liz: Uh, surprise, surprise?

>.< 😄

😄 Will comings home is really good

*tries to continue*

Jack: Hi Will, what's up?
Will: What's up? I've found my wife with your son and you just ask me what's up? Go away from my house, right now.
Liz: Your house? I bought this house, it was me money and now you come and start shouting. Poor James, you've scared him.
Will: He deserves that, he's not my son. Ouuuch!
James: *stay behind Will with sword*
Will: You stupid child, you've made me eunuch!
Liz: *bored* you have been eunuch before. James, give me that sword, we don't have to kill him right now

>.<

true

*tries to continue, still*

Will: I wasn't a eunuch before! I'm now unable to contribute to the generation of this world!
Jack: Oh shut it william. You've been branded, and now you truly are one. there's no sense in arguing about it, is there?
James: Dad's right!
Jack: Would you stop calling me dad? I told you already, the only term of endearment you could call me is 'Captain', and them i'll be happy. Alright squirt? *ruffles James' hair*
James: Aw dad! you know i hate it when you do that!
*Jack and James having a father and son moment, however unlikely, but hey, this is a 'what POTC chars. would never say' thread, right? 😄 😉 anyway....*
Will: Bloody heck woman! look what your son did! And I thought we were married!
Liz: Oh, Barbossa didn't tell you? It wasn't a real wedding, we didn't have the certificate!

lol, so true.. it's "Will arrives home" story 😄

I liked that. may not be as funny as we want it too(on my part, I'm the worst critic of myself), but it makes me smile. It's cute.. 😛

let's make another one!

Will: Lizzie... I'm home!
Lizzie shouts from the kitchen: I'm over here darling!
Will: Darling...? How much time have you been spending with Jack while I was away?
Lizzie: Quite a lot. It's gettin' a bit lonely around here, and i need some company...
Will: You have our son... By the way where is he?
Lizzie: Oh he's not really your-*catches self* I mean, William! William!
A little kid runs over.
kid: Arrgh! I want to be a pirate someday! Just like dad!
Lizzie: Isn't he adorable?
Will: Funny.. he's got Jack's eyes.
Lizzie: Oh.. I've been keeping company with Jack lately.... his face might've been incorporated in his- OUR, child. you know how it works love....
Jack: *walks in* Darling, I'm home!

take it away, someone... 😉 sif, wanna continue? 😄

Liz: We have a visitor.
Jack: *ignores Will* He can wait. *Kisses Liz*
Will: What? How can you kiss my wife? How can you kiss him? He smells so awful, and his breath... the worst thing on the world
Liz: *stops kissing Jack(tell me one inteligent reason why I wrote killing first)* you've kiss him, Jack?
Jack: Of course not, I'm not interested in eunuchs... or men
Liz: Oh * continues kissing Jack*
Will: *just watches and looks angry*

ROFLBF!! This is hilarious!

*tries to continue, probably fails miserably*

Kid: *walks towards Jack* Hey Dad. Ew, get a room, Mom!
Jack: That doesn't sound like a bad idea, love.
Lizzie: 😱 Go play outside, James (*staring at Jack*)
Will: *coughs* Ahem? Elizabeth TURNER! You're my wife! Get off of her, Jack!
Jack: Will, stop squeeking. You still need to get yourself a girl, mate.
Will: (*vein throbs on forehead*) I bloody well HAVE a girl! Elizabeth Turner, get over here right now.

Jack: HAD a girl mate. Been gone ten years and she needed got a little bit hor...(*realizes James is still in the room)..horribly lonely, so I offered my <i> comfort </i>, savvy?
Will: She's my wife!
Jack: Is not!
Will: Is so!
Jack: Is not!
Will: Is so!
Liz: You two stop it! Don't make me turn this house around!

Did I do horribly? If this scene be salvaged, anybody want to add on? 😄

no, no, it's hilarious ✅

ROTFL

ROFL! HILARIOUS! anyone up for another one? I love Whelp- WILL homecomings. Someone else start for a change again... 😉

Well a stupid one

Will: Elizabeth, I'm glad to see you again!
Liz: Will Turner, I haven't seen you for ten years * slaps him*
Will: Ouch, where did you taught it? I get same slap in Tortuga eleven years ago
Liz: Actually, I've spent to Tortuga lot of time
Will: ah, so it explains how you get that child

*continues*

Liz: What?! Don't you trust me william?
Will: I do love, I was just kidding!
Jack: *gets in* I'm home! Lizzie, James?
Will: And, what are you saying about trust again, Elizabeth?

funny, it always ends up in Jack returning home to the house with will inside.. O.O

or I'm just crazy.. 😊