dodgy
Jack: Leave the hat!
Everyone stares in shock.
Jack: We're running here! tell me why we should return for the hat while we're running from something...
Gibbs: Well.. Jack.. it's your hat.
Jack: Run. *hides under he stairs*
Gibbs: for the love of mother and child Jack, what's coming after us?
Jack: *sobs softly* Oh hat.. my hat.. we've been through so much... but i must leave you.. don't worry.. at one point and another we'll see each other again...
dodgy
that was.. weird.
Will: Jack... I need to save elizabeth...
Jack: Mate, you do know that when you two get married, it would be a whole lifetime of 'indentured servitude' and 'everlasting hardships'... women tend to change when they get married...
Will: I don't care.
Jack: suit yourself mate...
They get married....
Liz: WILL! I thought you were gonne teach your son! and where are the wood i told you to collect? and our food when are you going to catch something?! and have you washed our clothes?! don't forget to clean the house too...... *blabs on*
Will: *sigh* why didn't i listen to Jack? i've been here only one in ten years, and this is what i get...
hehehe...
don't pelt me!
okay.... you guys HAVE to read this... it's still on topic anyway.. 😛
here: Island Converations
didn't write it, but it was funny, wasn't it? 😉
Jack: Marriage... are you sure you want to do this, elizabeth?
Liz: of course I'm sure!
Jack: And you.. william?
Will: Yes!
Jack: *sighs* alright. Will, do you ta-
Liz: WAIT!
Jack and Will: What?!
Liz: I-I---I change my mind!
Will looks at her, surprised. Will: WHAT?!
Jack: WHAT?! why?
Liz: I've found my true love...
Jack and will: who?!
Liz: Davy J.!*jumps over board*
that was weird and random... dodgy
Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
Will: Jack... I need to save elizabeth...
Jack: Mate, you do know that when you two get married, it would be a whole lifetime of 'indentured servitude' and 'everlasting hardships'... women tend to change when they get married...
Will: I don't care.
Jack: suit yourself mate...They get married....
Liz: WILL! I thought you were gonne teach your son! and where are the wood i told you to collect? and our food when are you going to catch something?! and have you washed our clothes?! don't forget to clean the house too...... *blabs on*
Will: *sigh* why didn't i listen to Jack? i've been here only one in ten years, and this is what i get...hehehe...
Jack: I love you all! I'm in a pubescent mood and want to be slushy and admitt my inner most feelings! Elizabeth, as hot as you are when you get horny I just don't love you. <pause> You're just not my type... Will if you weren't an euinch, you'd be my type. Gibbs, pass the rum. Barbossa, <pause> godswolipingcodsmack I just love you savvy?
Parrot: off his head, off his head.
that's a bit weird...
Norrington: Our destines were entwined, Elizabeth, but never joined (leans down to kiss her)
Elizabeth: Ew, no.
Norrington: Why not?
Elizabeth: You'll die if I kiss you.
(Bootstrap enters)
Bootstrap: Smooching! Yaaaaaaaa! (runs at them with sword. They step aside and Bootstrap falls overboard)
Norrington: My God, you're right.
after watching AWE...
Jack: I can't believe he died just like that! He deserves something more! torture! and the black pearl! why and how the bloody did Barbossa get it again!
Will: I... Dutchman.... 10 years... kid... *can't take it all in: too much.*
Lizzie: I can't believe it! Will! We're gonna have a child! We're finally gonna get married!.. *pauses* but.. but... ten years.. before.. flash.. green....
Beckett: I'm going out like THAT?! I don't even get Jack's head on the platter! Give me credit for my great plan! why didn't it work! why?!
Barbossa: I just married 2 young people and got the pearl back... despite all of what happened, life is goood.....
Norri: I AM NOT GOING OUT JUST LIKE THAT! *turns to Lizzie* Remember to remind me that when all of that happens, I would not kiss you and that I'm going with you out there!
heheh... >.<
after watching DMC...
Jack: *gasp, have nothing to say, looks at lizzie darkly*
Liz: *gasping too, has no idea why she did that to jack, especially the kiss*
Will: *gasp three, LIZ JUST KISSED JACK for goodness sake!*
Barbossa: I LIVEEEEE!
Norri: *dances* I get my job back! I get my job back! WOOHOO! Although, I can't believe I lost it in the first place...