Assistant Director: *Is dancing to iPod in corner*
Director: Uh, Bri? *taps shoulder*
Assistant Director: Huh?
Director: Why are you dancing?
Assistant Director: Sugar rush! Woot! Jack, come over here! *pulls Jack over and dances with him*
Director: Hey, hey, break it up here guys. We've got a scene or two to run!.
Teague: How about we ask Gore, Terry and Ted over from the Pot Circle and do a 60s song? Savvy?
Will: How about something by the Rolling Stones? That guy with the big mouth is awesome, dude.
Teague: Ugh, I can't stand the Rolling Stones.
Personal Assistant: *snigger*
Jack: How about the Beatles?
Assistant Director: Righteous!
Teague: Groovy! Right on, boy!
Jack: Uh...Dad, you're scaring me....
Teague: You're bursting my bubble, boy.
Jack: eh....Coming, Lizzie!
Lizzie: I didn't call yo...oomph *is snogged by Jack 😉 *
Ted and Terry: *totally high* Heyyyyyyyy man...*sees women* whoops, our bad...WOman *laugh*
Gore: Wheeee!!!! Lookit at the purple Kraken Dragon! Hahaha (note: okay, wow, I seriously cannot believe I just wrote that - I blame the fish people).
Assistant Director: Okay, okay. Let's sing "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles.
*music opens*
Jack:
Picture yourself in a boat on a river? With tangerine trees and marmalade skies? Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly? A girl with kaleidoscope eyes
*runs hand along Lizzie's jaw*
Ted: Cellophane flowers of yellow and green, Towering over your head
Terry: Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone.
Teague:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Gore: Aaaaahhhhh...
Ted: Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain,
Where rocking horse people eat marshmellow pies
(*spoken* Terry: Haha, lets make that the Fountain of Youth in the fourth movie! That'd me groooooovy. Wheeeeee*)
Jack: Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers, That grow so incredibly high
Will: Newpaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Gore: Climb in the back with your head in the clouds, and you're gone
Teague: Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Gore: Aaaaahhhhh...
Jack: Picture yourself on a train in a station, with plasticine porters with looking glass ties....Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle, the girl with the kaleidoscope eyes
Teague: Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Gore: Aaaaahhhhh...
Teague: Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Gore: *does hands in "I'm a Believer" motion* Aaaaahhhhh...
All: Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds (fade out)
Director: *cleans ear* Okay kids, the lesson we learned today is that drug use render's someone "tonedeaf". Ted, Terry, Gore, go sober up and do something productive for once!
*T, T and G stumble off stage*
Assistant Director: That was...illuminating to say the least. Thanks for the help Teague.
Teague: Why yes, I do like sugar in my tea.
*crickets sound*
Jack: Ha.
*crickets*
Personal Assistant: *clears throat*
Secretary: *shuffles feet*
Assistant Director: Ahem, Will! The muse finally remembered that angsty post-willabeth song, ready to sing?
Will: Fine...
Director: Okay, that was awkward. Here is your costume: http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/orlando-bloom-the-good-german-hollywood-premiere-JIv5eb.jpg
Assistant Director: Just try not to look like you're running for office or anything, savvy?
Will: Huh?
Director: LIZZIEEEEEE!
Lizzie: Right here 🙂
Assistant Director: Costume Change! *hands over parcel*
(something like this: http://www.katrinamariedesigns.com/AbigaleV1M.jpg)
Lizzie: Oodles, another skirt.
Director: Just let the Whelp sing to you and ACT for goodness sakes, gah! This song is called "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt.
*music begins, whelp tries to look angsty and tortured*
My life is brilliant.
My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
*gapes at Lizzie, who smiles nervously*
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
*Jack comes on stage and takes hold of Lizzie's waist*
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.
*Will gets down on one knee*
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
*holds out hand towards her face, but only touches air*
'Cause I'll never be with you.
*stands*
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Flying high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
*turns away from Lizzie*
I will never be with you.
(music fades)
Obsessed Will Fan: OMG, WILLLLLLLLLLL! *shrieks* *runs up on stage and lands on Will* I Lurve you Will, I'm beautiful! Marry me, Will! Let me be faithful and have all your babies!!
Will: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HELP ME!!!!
Obsessed Jack Fan: OMG, Jack! (*shouting random things*) Hot! Eyeliner! Hot! Swagger! Hot! Chest peaking out! Hot! Voice! Oh....The HEAT! *faints*
Jack: Oi, he's still got it 😉 *kisses Lizzie*
Obsessed Lizzie Fan: OMG, Lizzie! I love your work, can I like totally have your like, autograph?
Lizzie: *signs book and whispers* Well, that was a letdown.
Director: Security! Take these fans away, our stars need breathing room!
*EITC officials take away fans*
Obsessed Will Fan: I'LL WAIT FOR YOU, WILL TURNER! MY LOVE WILL NEVER DIE!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA
Assistant Director: Great job, guys. Thats a wrap for this rehearsal. Give yourself a coffee break!
