What POTC characters would NEVER say...

Started by Sifzensinril106 pages

lol, it was awesome

*nods in agreement*

Aw, thanks girls! The wonderful encouragement sparked a nice long post! Lemme know what parts you like 😄 😄 😄

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Assistant Director: Okay, boys and girls, we've got a wide variety of songs today...some angsty post-willabeth, some current sparrabeth and...wait for it...MORE SPARRABETH 💃

Lizzie and Jack: *snog*

Will: *looks lonely - poor will*

Barbossa: *rolls eyes*

Norrie: *Grabs Sailor and snogs*

Director: Awwwww. Theatre Love *makes heart with fingers*

Assistant Director: Yo, Jack?

Secretary: Shhhh! Don't interrupt them, Jack is happy!

Assistant Director: Sorry, he has to work...its the first Sparrabeth number though, does that make up for it?

Personal Assistant: Does in my book!

Assistant Director: *whistles* Jack, come over here...and put on some more kohl, you need to look angsty....Oh, and wear the outfit you wore for the photoshoot last year in Rolling Stone Magazine, savvy?

Jack: Alright, love. *goes to change*

Personal Assistant: Lizzie, it says here that you are to stand on stage wearing a nice pantsuit, per your request

Lizzie: Finally!

Director: The song was originally called "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White Ts, but Bri fixed the lyrics a bit.

*Jack returns, grabs Pirate guitar and begins to sing*

Hey there my Lizzie,
What's it like in Shipwreck City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
A thousand stars can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there my Lizzie
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there my Lizzie
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll pillage thousands of doubloons
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there my Lizzie
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got dinghys, ships and carts
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
My Lizzie I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there my Lizzie
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done as King
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there my Lizzie here's to you
This ones for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.

*music fades*

Lizzie: Aw, Jack! *hugs and sits in lap*

Assistant Director: Jaeh, *sniffs* I just love that song!

Director: *Pats back*

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Okay, I seriously meant to do all the songs, but I'm just soo tired right now. Just know that I've got two new songs to update with soon 😄

it was so beautiful 🙂

i had hey there delilah running so i could hear the music too😛 lol

*cries* sorry I missed a lot guys!!

there have been sooo much going on!

I'll try to post something new soon enough... 😬

Okay, I know I wrote earlier I was going to do some angsty post- willabeth and now I can't remember for the life of me what song I was planning to write...gah!

*sobs*

it's sad

*huggles brit*

tis alright....

oooooh... I think I might actually have a song!

Featuring: Drake Bell - Fallen For You - guys, listen to this song, I think it's AWEsome.. ^_^

Director: After a long and absent-mined fly through time and space I have finally found a song for Jack and Lizzie! Sorry Will, I know you were promised a song, but it would just have to wait while the ideas still hot in my mind.
Lizzie, you have to wear the stuff the song says.
Jack, you have to... wear a... shirt... hang a guitar over your shoulder.... stand leaning against the wall... Man, don't you look gorgeous in anything!
Jack: I know love, I try.
Assistant Director: I wonder how he does it. *sighs happily*
Secretary: Me too. *sighs dreamily*
Director: Me three.... *almost drools*
Liz: before we all flood the theater with our drools.. which.. um, miss Jaeh, some is spilling out of your mouth...
director: *wipes mouth* sorry. Jack, um... hide behind the curtain for a moment while Liz says something. we don't want to be.. erm, distracted.
Liz: I just want to ask... why did you choose this song? it's not from our time, it's not really.. I don't know.. is it fitting?
Director: I thought it was... so sweet... *sigh* Jack would totally be lying if he said he did NOT fall for you. LYING.
Liz: oh-kaaay.... Um, could we start now so I could stare in his eyes again all throughout the act?*covers her mouth quickly, realizing she just said that out loud*
Assistant Director: Ah-hah! I knew it!
Liz: *fidgets*
Director: alright alright.. let's do this so we could see Sparrabeth goodness again....
Jack:
The first time I saw you
I thought you were barefood(Director's note: I honestly, don't know what this means. I just found the lyrics online, I'm not even sure it's right.. O.O)
Your hair was pulled back, your jelly shoes, I was wondering if I should
lie
About my age
Liz: *walks over to Jack playfully* no need to darling... *pulls of her glasses and shakes her head, her hair swaying... um, waving.. um, whatever, in the air.*

Jack: *whistles, then continues singing* Buddy Holly glasses on a Betty Page negative
You're lookin so classic handpicked by some Hollywood executive
just like Norma Jean

Jack* takes Lizzie, spins her around and lowers her down, his arms supporting her*
I can't believe I've fallen for you
I can't believe I've fallen for you
way oh
way oh
way oh

Jack: *raises her up again, and let's her go... reluctantly*
the next time I saw you, you asked for a reason
I let my love come down
now you're spending all your time thinkin how you're gonna get even
and I'm by myself
I can't believe I've fallen for you
I can't believe I've fallen for you
I can't believe I've fallen for you
I can't believe I've fallen for you

Jack: *spins Lizzie around*

Good morning now
It's a good morning

The Hollywood ending it never came easy
the bride to be can plainly see(DN: seems kind of fitting, if you would see in your point of view he's talking about Lizzie.. 😛) and now she says she's ready to kill me
Jack: 'cause I've fallen for her... *continues singing*
And I'm so afraid
I can't believe I've fallen for you
I can't believe I've fallen for you
I can't believe I've fallen for you
I can't believe I've fallen for you

Jack: *kisses Lizzie at the end*

Director: *wipes a tear* wow. what I'd give for that to be actually in the DVD.
Assistant Director: True.

yay😄😄

droolings, yay

lol.. 😛

and thanks for.. reviewing, i guess? 😛

YAY!!! Great one, Jaeh! I love it! Droolings over Jack----*sigh*

lol thanks.. muse came back lol

ok, not part of the muscial, but they would never say it:

Davy Jones: Sushi Please!!!

Jack: Thank god the rum's gone!!

I bet Davy would eat sushi. I don't think there are many(or none at all) kinds of sushi that are made of squid. Dolphins eat fish, after all! 😱

But I'm not a sushi connoisseur though, so what do I know?

Calamari is a no-no though, yo!!

i love sushi...its yummy😄

Jack: You know...lizzy...u'd look horrible in a dress or nothing...i happen to have a dress in my cabin😄

... how about octopus? think D. Jones'll eat it?

YAY SUSHI! I LOVE SUSHI!

😆 oh, really? that Barbossa's plum one?

YAY! I've found another song!

Featuring: Maroon 5 - Can't Stop - this is a definite AWEsome song... 😛

Director: Alright, because I found this great song the is TOTALLY fit for Will, although in a Sparrabether's view... (DN😖orry Willabethers, this song ain't exactly for y'all...)
Will, you're required to wear something real casual, and... *gets wireless microphone* hold this, sing it like you mean it.
Lizzie, I'm gonna have to pair you with Jack in this one. Wear something casual too... that also goes for you Jack... something that Johnny Depp would wear.
Jack: Johnny Depp eh... *dresses up... like JD. hah! you never saw that coming didn't you(jk)! 😛*
Assistant Director: *plucks petals off a rose* Jack loves me more.... Johnny love me more... Jack loves me more... Johnny Loves me more...(Director to Assistant Director: is this part quite alright? 😛)
Secretary: ...is this even for real? *faints... medics sit her down facing the stage*
Director: alrighty then, before I start drooling at Jack, let's do this!
Will: *on cue, "1,2,3 Ggo!" can be faintly heard in the background*

*sitting on a stool facing a cracked mirror*
All alone in my room, think of you at a rate that is truly alarming
*stands up, kicks stool and stares at face in the mirror*
I keep looping my memories of you in my head, I pretend that you want me
*walks away and lies on bed facing up, like he's thinking*
And I fall asleep and dream of alternate realities
And I put myself at ease by pretending that she still loves me

*stands up, and sees Jack flirting with... playing with... and kissing our one and only Lizzie*
And I can't stop thinking about you
And I can't stop thinking about you
*line change=wasn't applicable to the time period*You'll never fall(DN: just in case you don't get it, the next line should've been "for me"... just so you know.. ^_^), what do I do?
And I can't stop thinking about your love
*holds both hand to head like he's having a headache, paces back and forth, falls down on bed face up again*

Ohh, yeah

Can't believe I could think that she would just follow me everywhere I go
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow
And I fall asleep and dream of alternate realities
And I put myself at ease by pretending that she still loves me

*sits up on bed, and looks at Jack and Lizzie again, and starts twisting the pillow until it rips open and the stuffing came out, the Director could be heard screaming in the background "DON'T WRECK THE PROPS!", but the show must go on...*

And I can't stop thinking about you
And I can't stop thinking about you
You'll never fall, what do I do?
And I can't stop, and I can't stop

*JAck and Lizzie pause, Will walks towards them and circles them slowly, then stands quite a few feet from lizzie and stares at her*
What I would give to have you look in my direction
And I'd give my life to somehow attract your attention (DN:reminds me of the time when he got stabbed by davy... HE he he...)
*line changed=I didn't like the original* And I'll die for you coz' there's nobody else
Thoughts of you are tattooed on my mind, let me show you *waves arms like he's exasperated, and starts singing... dancing.. um, performing! he's rocking out on a microphone standing in front of him! think of it.. Will?! rockin' out?! It's possible, just like it's possible the Jack could strip to a song.. I could very well think of Will being crazed up desperate singing this totally rockin' out! YAY GO WILL!*

And I can't stop thinking about you
And I can't stop thinking about you
You'll never fall, what do I do?
And I can't stop thinking about you

And I can't stop thinking about you
And I can't stop thinking about you
You'll never fall, what do I do?
And I can't stop thinking about you

*casts one last longing look at Lizzie as she and Jack walks away*

Director: BRILLIANT! Just, brilliant! I knew you would feel the song Will, it was meant for you to perform!
Will: It hurts. I'll be in my room, doing exactly what the song was talking about.
Director: *turns to assistant director who just finished watching the scene, and visibly turned back to the massacred flower* So, figure out who loves you more?
Assistant Director: Not yet... *gets back to her... um, 'current job'*
Secretary: Can I go measure Jack for the costume in his next scene?
Director: But we still don- *catches on...* (DN:if you didn't catch on, tell me.. 😛 ) ahhh... umm.. alright, but terrorize him just for a few minutes, okay?
Secretary: That'll do! *runs off faster than superman*