Creation vs Evolution

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
What questions? What is with the name calling? I have responded to all of your posts.

Wrong... I asked you a question a few pages back, instead of answering you went ahead and asked me a question when you responded to my post. I then answered your question, re-asked my original question and then asked a second question. You did not answer either question either time but instead complained that you hadn't received an answer to your question. To summarize:

1) You did not answer my question
2) You asked a question instead (which I answered)
3) You failed to answer the question again and failed to answer the added question
4) You cried that I/someone did not answer your question (see 2 above)

Those four reasons are why I called you a jackass, you jackass.

P.S. Please note that I did not call you a "jackass" until you acted like one and as a '5th' reason you feigned ignorance and innocence just now you jackass.

Originally posted by Robtard
Wrong... I asked you a question a few pages back, instead of answering you went ahead and asked me a question when you responded to my post. I then answered your question, re-asked my original question and then asked a second question. You did not answer either question either time but instead complained that you hadn't received an answer to your question. To summarize:

1) You did not answer my question
2) You asked a question instead (which I answered)
3) You failed to answer the question again and failed to answer the added question
4) You cried that I/someone did not answer your question (see 2 above)

Those four reasons are why I called you a jackass, you jackass.

P.S. Please note that I did not call you a "jackass" until you acted like one and as a '5th' reason you feigned ignorance just now.

Well, you have hurt my feelings. I think I am going to go off in a corner and just cry myself to sleep...sniffle...sniffle. And then you woke up. Seriously, I don't keep track of all the posts that I get, why don't you be more specific poptart (just kidding, I am trying to make you laugh).

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Well, you have hurt my feelings. I think I am going to go off in a corner and just cry myself to sleep...sniffle...sniffle. And then you woke up. Seriously, I don't keep track of all the posts that I get, why don't you be more specific poptart (just kidding, I am trying to make you laugh).

If you take the time and read back a few pages and then answer his question, he just might laugh.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Well, you have hurt my feelings. I think I am going to go off in a corner and just cry myself to sleep...sniffle...sniffle. And then you woke up. Seriously, I don't keep track of all the posts that I get, why don't you be more specific poptart (just kidding, I am trying to make you laugh).

Again, you feign innocence through ignorance and I can smell that like a fart in a car... You read my post because you replied to it by asking me a question back instead of just answering it or answering and then asking. I had no intention of hurting your feelings, otherwise I wouldn't have used "jackass" or anyother single word; don't let it get to your head.

Originally posted by Robtard
Again, you feign innocence through ignorance and I can smell that like a fart in a car... You read my post because you replied to it by asking me a question back instead of just answering it or answering and then asking. I had no intention of hurting your feelings, otherwise I wouldn't have used "jackass" or anyother single word; don't let it get to your head.

Sniffle...sniffle. I am still hurt. Now I woke up. What I mean is I do not remember what thread it is in. Why don't you tell me retard (just kidding buddy, if we can't laugh together, then we cannot enjoy life).

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Sniffle...sniffle. I am still hurt. Now I woke up. What I mean is I do not remember what the thread it is in. Why don't you tell me retard (just kidding buddy, if we can't laugh together, then we cannot enjoy life).

Here's an idea, maybe it's far fetched and crazy of me to think this, but why don't you not be lazy and read back two maybe three pages and actually read what I wrote(obviously it's in this thread)? Remember, sloth is a sin. Or don't, God did give you free will.

Do you honestly think you're original with that "retard" joke considering my screen name is 'Robtard'? I'm all for a good laugh, just be funny.

Originally posted by Robtard
Here's an idea, maybe it's far fetched and crazy of me to think this, but why don't you not be lazy and read back two maybe three pages and actually read what I wrote? Remember, sloth (laziness) is a sin. Or don't, God did give you free will.

Do you honestly think you're original with that "retard" joke considering my screen name is 'Robtard'? I'm all for a good laugh, just be funny.

Ok, how about "wooly, wooly bug!" Still not funny? How about "wacky bobo?" I give up.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Ok, how about "wooly, wooly bug!" Still not funny? How about "wacky bobo?" I give up.

I judge you guilty of SLOTH, hence the reason (not the only reason) why you are a jackass, you jackass.

Here, I'll be funny: What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Originally posted by Robtard
I judge you guilty of SLOTH, hence the reason (not the only reason) why you are a jackass, you jackass.

Here, I'll be funny: What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Jackass!? Not wait that is your uncomplimentary, contemptuous description for me. I give up.

Originally posted by Robtard
I judge you guilty of SLOTH, hence the reason (not the only reason) why you are a jackass, you jackass.

Here, I'll be funny: What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Robtard, you might as well talk to the wall, you will a more satisfying conversation. JIA will never answer your question. 🙁

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Jackass!? Not wait that is your uncomplimentary, contemptuous description for me. I give up.

And accurate.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Robtard, you might as well talk to the wall, you will a more satisfying conversation. JIA will never answer your question. 🙁

And accurate.

Do you think praying for it will help? 🙄

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Jackass!? Not wait that is your uncomplimentary, contemptuous description for me. I give up.

Yes, you are a jackass, I know it, you know it and everyone else now knows it; but I have a feeling they all knew it way before me.

Answer: Christopher Walken

Also, I asked you a question in the 'How To Get To Heaven When You Die' thread a fews minutes ago.

Originally posted by Robtard
Do you think praying for it will help? 🙄

Praying always helps, as long as you are praying for him to go away. 😆 jk

Originally posted by Robtard
Yes, you are a jackass, I know it, you know it and everyone else now knows it; but I have a feeling they all knew it way before me.

Answer: Christopher Walken

Also, I asked you a question in the '[B]How To Get To Heaven When You Die' thread a fews minutes ago. [/B]

Uh...Robtard...the answer to the Christopher Reeve joke was not funny...but I will give it a courtesy laugh just for you. Ha ha ha he ho ha. There don't ever say I never did nothing for you.

I don't know it, but I guess I am not included in the everyone.

Originally posted by John!attheDisco
If I am not correct, about twenty years ago, the late Pope John Paul II accepted evolution as the way life on earth was created.

Just more proof that he does not speak for God.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Uh...Robtard...the answer to the Christopher Reeve joke was not funny...but I will give it a courtesy laugh just for you. Ha ha ha he ho ha. There don't ever say I never did nothing for you.

I don't know it, but I guess I am not included in the everyone.

Sure it was funny... Didn't you say "just kidding buddy, if we can't laugh together, then we cannot enjoy life "

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Just more proof that he does not speak for God.

CORRECT! He's dead.

Originally posted by Robtard
Sure it was funny... Didn't you say "just kidding buddy, if we can't laugh together, then we cannot enjoy life "

In that case:

hysterical

Originally posted by Robtard
Beat me to it Flamboyant... Saying Evolution is little more than a bunch of half-ass guesses is down right intellectually dishonest.

[B]Hypothesis: Implies insufficient evidence to provide more than a tentative explanation

Theory: Implies a greater range of evidence and greater likelihood of truth

Law: Implies a statement of order and relation in nature that has been found to be invariable under the same conditions

Now considering those three principles, what would Biblical Creation fall under considering there is absolutely no way to prove God exist let alone Adam & Eve, Garden Of Eden, Great Flood etc.? (JesusIsAlive) [/B]

You cannot put God in your box.

There I finally found and answered your question Robtard.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
You cannot put God in your box.

There I finally found and answered your question Robtard.

Brilliant response, I am truly speechless... sigh... Even though it took you long enough to answer it, thank you for doing so.

Now my second question? I'll make it easy and rehash it for you. Why did Adam have nipples? If God created him as the first human and the flawless human (before he sinned of course) why did God put nipples on Adam? They serve no purpose on a man besides the possibility of sexual pleasure.

Evolution/Science has reasons that make sense why males have nipples, but I want to know how Creationist rationalize this.