What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

Started by Shakyamunison11 pages

What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

Would Jesus get angry and call people names?
Would Jesus ignore people of other religions?
Would Jesus Spam the forum?

Or

Would Jesus listen to what people have to say?
Would Jesus be kind to those who hate him?
Would Jesus forgive those who sin on the forum?

If Jesus was on this forum, he'd tell JesusIsAlive to get a life.

Also, n00b question. 😐

Originally posted by lord xyz
If Jesus was on this forum, he'd tell JesusIsAlive to get a life.

Also, n00b question. 😐

It wasn't totally a n00by question, it was a statement as to the behavior of Christians on the forum.

Originally posted by Regret
It wasn't totally a n00by question, it was a statement as to the behavior of Christians on the forum.

Thank you. 😄

Whatever, anyway, if I was Jesus, I'd commit suicide and take back everything I said. (Not in that order.)

Originally posted by lord xyz
Whatever, anyway, if I was Jesus, I'd commit suicide and take back everything I said. (Not in that order.)

Other than the suicide portion I sometimes wonder if he doesn't feel this way. The Bible states he felt this way prior to the flood, but that afterwards he promised not to take drastic action following those feelings again.

God said "Let there be...and there was."

I think he is more hopeful of our behavior than you give him credit for.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Would Jesus get angry and call people names?
Would Jesus ignore people of other religions?
Would Jesus Spam the forum?

Or

Would Jesus listen to what people have to say?
Would Jesus be kind to those who hate him?
Would Jesus forgive those who sin on the forum?


JESUS IS ALIVE

By the way, I take some offense at the generalizations made about Christians.

Originally posted by FeceMan
JESUS IS ALIVE

By the way, I take some offense at the generalizations made about Christians.

I'm sorry, but I did not intend to generalize. I was indirect.

Re: What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Would Jesus get angry and call people names?
Would Jesus ignore people of other religions?
Would Jesus Spam the forum?

Or

Would Jesus listen to what people have to say?
Would Jesus be kind to those who hate him?
Would Jesus forgive those who sin on the forum?

Gee, if he forgave the guys who beat, crucify, kicked, and kill him..what makes you think he'll do about people who moan, bitchin, complain, insult, and doubt his existence?

"Why am I here?"

Originally posted by BackFire
"Why am I here?"

That is ether silly or profound.

Re: Re: What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Gee, if he forgave the guys who beat, crucify, kicked, and kill him..what makes you think he'll do about people who moan, bitchin, complain, insult, and doubt his existence?
😱 😆
That's funny but true. 😎

Re: Re: Re: What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

Originally posted by badabing
😱 😆
That's funny but true. 😎

Jesus and I are dating inlove

Originally posted by FeceMan
JESUS IS ALIVE

By the way, I take some offense at the generalizations made about Christians.

What generalizations are you talking about?

Originally posted by Regret
It wasn't totally a n00by question, it was a statement as to the behavior of Christians on the forum.

No, but it was too n00by. Sorry Shakya.

Jesus would tell people to stop making stupid threads.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Would Jesus get angry and call people names?
Would Jesus ignore people of other religions?
Would Jesus Spam the forum?

Or

Would Jesus listen to what people have to say?
Would Jesus be kind to those who hate him?
Would Jesus forgive those who sin on the forum?

I wonder what Jesus would think after learning the theory of evolution.

Originally posted by ~Flamboyant~
I wonder what Jesus would think after learning the theory of evolution.

Jesus is not moved by the devil's lies. He remains regally poised on His throne. In Jesus' own good time the devil and his lies will be cast into the lake of fire.

Revelation 20:10
The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever .

😉

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Jesus is not moved by the devil's lies. He remains regally poised on His throne. In Jesus' own good time the devil and his lies will be cast into the lake of fire.

[B]Revelation 20:10
The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever .

😉 [/B]

Does it state in the bible that Evolution is a lie of Satan? Jesus seemed like a pretty reasonable guy. I doubt he'd think of it as a lie of Satan.

Originally posted by ~Flamboyant~
Does it state in the bible that Evolution is a lie of Satan? Jesus seemed like a pretty reasonable guy. I doubt he'd think of it as a lie of Satan.

Evolution undermines God's record of how life began and dishonors God by promulgating that humanity descended from animals. That is an affront to God because He plainly tells us that we are "created in His image and likeness." Well, God is not an animal. I guess you can see where I am going with this.

Originally posted by FeceMan
JESUS IS ALIVE

Yes He is!