What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

Started by Shakyamunison11 pages
Originally posted by Alliance
Don't insult me...I'll change your body to bread.

Can we crucify you again?

Only if you want a cross up your ass.

Jesus would say...

Oh my ! What they did to my religion ! They got it all wrong !

Re: What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Would Jesus get angry and call people names?
Would Jesus ignore people of other religions?
Would Jesus Spam the forum?

Or

Would Jesus listen to what people have to say?
Would Jesus be kind to those who hate him?
Would Jesus forgive those who sin on the forum?


It is no great mistery. Lets look at what Jesus did by reading the Bible.
He spoke about what God wanted us to to hear, He taught the will of God, he got angry with the false spiritual leaders and called them dogs and told them they were cursed. He drove people out of the temple fof selling things because they disrespected the Temple (His Fathers' House) He always told people what was right according to God will and not their own standards. No, He would definitely not listen and simpathize with others people's reasons for not accepting Him and God. He would tell them to repent and be saved or end up in Hell with Satan and His angels. For those still seeking God He would say, " Look at me, if you have seen Me, then you have seen the Father." as He said to those people in the Bible. He would never keep quiet about God and the will of God to "spare " a unbelievers' fragile little ego. He would boldly tell them 'I am the way, no one goes to the Father but through Me." as He did in the Bible. Why do you asume that He would be any different from what He is and taught in the Bible? Yes, he spoke to people of all faiths, but only to tell them the truth and lead them on the way to God. He will still do that today.

Re: Re: What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

Originally posted by sonnet
It is no great mistery. Lets look at what Jesus did by reading the Bible.
He spoke about what God wanted us to to hear, He taught the will of God, he got angry with the false spiritual leaders and called them dogs and told them they were cursed. He drove people out of the temple fof selling things because they disrespected the Temple (His Fathers' House) He always told people what was right according to God will and not their own standards. No, He would definitely not listen and simpathize with others people's reasons for not accepting Him and God. He would tell them to repent and be saved or end up in Hell with Satan and His angels. For those still seeking God He would say, " Look at me, if you have seen Me, then you have seen the Father." as He said to those people in the Bible. He would never keep quiet about God and the will of God to "spare " a unbelievers' fragile little ego. He would boldly tell them 'I am the way, no one goes to the Father but through Me." as He did in the Bible. Why do you asume that He would be any different from what He is and taught in the Bible? Yes, he spoke to people of all faiths, but only to tell them the truth and lead them on the way to God. He will still do that today.

I reckon then if he was here he'd mess up the place. He'd overturn the tables, break the scales and weights and chuck the ledgers everywhere.

Yep, he'd recreate that scene where he gives it to the money lenders and shows that he isn't calm and collected all the time.

Re: Re: What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

Originally posted by sonnet
It is no great mistery. Lets look at what Jesus did by reading the Bible.
He spoke about what God wanted us to to hear, He taught the will of God, he got angry with the false spiritual leaders and called them dogs and told them they were cursed. He drove people out of the temple fof selling things because they disrespected the Temple (His Fathers' House) He always told people what was right according to God will and not their own standards. No, He would definitely not listen and simpathize with others people's reasons for not accepting Him and God. He would tell them to repent and be saved or end up in Hell with Satan and His angels. For those still seeking God He would say, " Look at me, if you have seen Me, then you have seen the Father." as He said to those people in the Bible. He would never keep quiet about God and the will of God to "spare " a unbelievers' fragile little ego. He would boldly tell them 'I am the way, no one goes to the Father but through Me." as He did in the Bible. Why do you asume that He would be any different from what He is and taught in the Bible? Yes, he spoke to people of all faiths, but only to tell them the truth and lead them on the way to God. He will still do that today.

But he would never be hateful to people like me. I'm not a money changer, or a high priest of anything. He might even heal me. Just because Jesus stood up for Justice is not an excuse for how some Christians act on this forum.

He would say the Dogma movie was right 😆

I think Jesus would think I'm cooler than icecream.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAmljaj5stA

Just love that ^^

Oh and the Trinity would love me too.....ermspin

Hmm why do they look so confused????

Originally posted by debbiejo
I think Jesus would think I'm cooler than icecream.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAmljaj5stA

Just love that ^^

Oh and the Trinity would love me too.....ermspin

Hmm why do they look so confused????

Maybe because they are spinning like that.

Originally posted by debbiejo
I think Jesus would think I'm cooler than icecream.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAmljaj5stA

Just love that ^^

Oh and the Trinity would love me too.....ermspin

Hmm why do they look so confused????

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Tricks my eyes.

Re: Re: Re: What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
But he would never be hateful to people like me. I'm not a money changer, or a high priest of anything. He might even heal me. Just because Jesus stood up for Justice is not an excuse for how some Christians act on this forum.

No, he would not be hateful towards you for what you believe. He would tell you what the truth is just as He did for the people in the Bible and it would be with love in His eyes. He would not substitute the truth with something that sounds better to you. And you are right, He might even "heal" your spirit and open your spiritual eyes, but then you would have the same arguments with the rest of the people on the forum that us Christians have. 😉
Jesus stood up for the truth and for what was right according to the will of God. He did not seek approval and favour from the people. Most of us Christians also stand up for what Jesus taught but then we are branded as insane, unrealistic, ect. And yes we do get angry too.

I don't think he'd try to get people to believe in him, though. So he probably wouldn't have the same arguments 'you' Christians have on this forum, because he wouldn't be trying to relate everything to himself.

Originally posted by Trickster
I don't think he'd try to get people to believe in him, though. So he probably wouldn't have the same arguments 'you' Christians have on this forum, because he wouldn't be trying to relate everything to himself.

Oh so you think that He would not do what God sent Him to do only because of the super sensitive unbelievers on the forum?

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Hypnotic.

Don't let the enemy (satan) deceive you, receive Christ into your heart and life. Hell abounds with atheists. If they could turn back the hands of time they would desperately reach for Jesus and the chance to go to Heaven. But there is no more hope for them. Don't be numbered among them. The Holy Spirit bears witness that what I speak is Truth.

Jesus Christ is Lord. Do you want eternal life? Then admit that you are a sinner, then ask Jesus Christ to give you life eternal. Jesus does not condemn you, He died for you. Will you accept Jesus now? This good news is for anyone to take advantage of. God loves the world and gave His only Begotten Son, that whoever [this includes you] believes in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life.

Love (i.e. Jesus Christ) wants to take you out of darkness and into His marvelous light. Will you accept? Jesus' heart desire is to give you everlasting love, life, joy, peace, comfort, happiness, glory, and sin-free consciousness. Will you receive His love? Simply ask Jesus Christ to save you from sin, satan, and from Hell. Repent: turn away from sin after admitting that you are a sinner. Jesus will wash away every sin and pour out His love upon you. The words that I speak to you are the true sayings of God Almighty. Read the Bible and see that the Lord is good. He is not holding anything against you. He has not condemned you. Jesus came to save souls not condemn them. Love--Jesus Christ--will wait for your decision. If you should choose satan, your decision will be honored by God. But choose Life, choose the Prince of Peace, choose Jesus Christ, the Son of God and you will receive eternal life. This good news is for everyone and anyone else who reads it

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Don't let the enemy (satan) deceive you, receive Christ into your heart and life. Hell abounds with atheists. If they could turn back the hands of time they would desperately reach for Jesus and the chance to go to Heaven. But there is no more hope for them. Don't be numbered among them. The Holy Spirit bears witness that what I speak is Truth.

Jesus Christ is Lord. Do you want eternal life? Then admit that you are a sinner, then ask Jesus Christ to give you life eternal. Jesus does not condemn you, He died for you. Will you accept Jesus now? This good news is for anyone to take advantage of. God loves the world and gave His only Begotten Son, that whoever [this includes you] believes in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life.

Love (i.e. Jesus Christ) wants to take you out of darkness and into His marvelous light. Will you accept? Jesus' heart desire is to give you everlasting love, life, joy, peace, comfort, happiness, glory, and sin-free consciousness. Will you receive His love? Simply ask Jesus Christ to save you from sin, satan, and from Hell. Repent: turn away from sin after admitting that you are a sinner. Jesus will wash away every sin and pour out His love upon you. The words that I speak to you are the true sayings of God Almighty. Read the Bible and see that the Lord is good. He is not holding anything against you. He has not condemned you. Jesus came to save souls not condemn them. Love--Jesus Christ--will wait for your decision. If you should choose satan, your decision will be honored by God. But choose Life, choose the Prince of Peace, choose Jesus Christ, the Son of God and you will receive eternal life. This good news is for everyone and anyone else who reads it

Go have sex