What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Evolution undermines God's record of how life began and dishonors God by promulgating that humanity descended from animals. That is an affront to God because He plainly tells us that we are "created in His image and likeness." Well, God is not an animal. I guess you can see where I am going with this.

Do you know anything about religion?

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Evolution undermines God's record of how life began and dishonors God by promulgating that humanity descended from animals. That is an affront to God because He plainly tells us that we are "created in His image and likeness." Well, God is not an animal. I guess you can see where I am going with this.

Do you know anything about religion?

QUIT DOUBLE POSTING 😠

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Yes He is!

He's Dead. Get with the program. He died 2000 years ago. 😉

JesusIsAlive, Evolution holds more backing than Religion, why can't you believe that God is what made us Evolve, like most other Scientific Christians. 😬

Originally posted by Darth Kreiger
JesusIsAlive, Evolution holds more backing than Religion, why can't you believe that God is what made us Evolve, like most other Scientific Christians

JesusisAlive doesn't like logic or reasoning. He likes to beleive things that contain no evidense to back it up.

If there was actually proof to back up God's existance, JesusIsAlive would stop beleiving....he would find something else to beleive in that couldn't be proven again.....

He's wierd like that. ✅

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Jesus is not moved by the devil's lies. He remains regally poised on His throne. In Jesus' own good time the devil and his lies will be cast into the lake of fire.

[B]Revelation 20:10
The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever .

😉 [/B]

And who is having the most fun since then, God and Jesus or the devil?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Evolution undermines God's record of how life began and dishonors God by promulgating that humanity descended from animals. That is an affront to God because He plainly tells us that we are "created in His image and likeness." Well, God is not an animal. I guess you can see where I am going with this.

And who are you to say what God is or God is not? That borders on pride and as I'm sure you now, that's a sin. Under Binsfelds classifications, Pride is Lucifers sin; if you believe in all that hokus pokus.

No Mortal being really knows God, or what's in his head(if he has one, he could be a big ball of light =O)

no one really know if there is something like a god...or if mortal and god are actually words that describe reality.

Jesus would turn over the tables and yell at the businessmen and chase out the prostitutes.

hopefully the prostitutes would levitate out.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
Jesus would turn over the tables and yell at the businessmen and chase out the prostitutes.

*gets chased out*

😕

😮

"Get thee to a nunnery!"

Originally posted by Alliance
No, but it was too n00by. Sorry Shakya.

Jesus would tell people to stop making stupid threads.

Well, for a n00by thread, it seems to be doing just fine. 😛

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Well, for a n00by thread, it seems to be doing just fine. 😛

Originally posted by Alliance
"Get thee to a nunnery!"

Originally posted by Alliance

What?

Oh wrong thread.

😆

I was just about to type:

"Jesus would say 'WHAT?'"

Originally posted by ~Flamboyant~
I wonder what Jesus would think after learning the theory of evolution.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Jesus would be like, "Yo, I knew that."

Or maybe.."Yo, daddy, you could have told me"

Anyways:

"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a ****in' cross? It's kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on."

Its almost like...gasp...a false icon.