What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

Started by Alliance11 pages
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
The most evil people I've ever known where Christians.

Well, if you take the census at 2 billion (this higest of any religion)...odds are...

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
The most evil people I've ever known where Christians.

The most evil people I've ever known were people.

Now THAT is a coincidence.

Some of the most cruel and bitter people I have met are fellow Christians...

Oh the irony.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
It is not my job to remove the blindness that is over your mind so that the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ Who is the image of God should shine on you. It is not my job to turn you from darkness to God and from satan's authority to Jesus so that you will receive an inheritance among those who are sanctified by faith in Jesus Christ.

That...is God's job. My job is to pray for you to accept God's love wrapped up in the Person of Jesus Christ.

yawn

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
yawn

bedtime.

Well to answer the thread question, this is what he would do

"LOLZ, you gotz Haxxored!" *Jesus inserts giant picture of Jesus with 2 Strippers onto KMC Homepage*

Jesuse would say "What?"

Originally posted by Darth Kreiger
Well to answer the thread question, this is what he would do

"LOLZ, you gotz Haxxored!" *Jesus inserts giant picture of Jesus with 2 Strippers onto KMC Homepage*


Win.

1UP

Fireflower!!!!!!

Originally posted by Alliance
A fine question...jsut be careful or he'll put you on ignore too.

Which, if that is your aim...insult the holy spirit.

Am I on the ignore list?? 😕

Originally posted by debbiejo
Am I on the ignore list?? 😕

Probably. I think there is about four of us there now.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Am I on the ignore list?? 😕

I have no idea.

But fini and I are for sure.

Re: What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Would Jesus get angry and call people names?
Would Jesus ignore people of other religions?
Would Jesus Spam the forum?

Or

Would Jesus listen to what people have to say?
Would Jesus be kind to those who hate him?
Would Jesus forgive those who sin on the forum?

He'd probably kill us all with his mystical Jesuspower-beams because we suck so bad.

Originally posted by Alliance
I have no idea.

But fini and I are for sure.

Well fini I can understand......... 😂

j/k

Actually it was kind of funny, to my knowledge it was the first time they had talked.

If jesus were here, he would stick his angry hand of vengence right through the computer and rip someones sternum out right out there mouth.
And that's just for spamming!

wait wait wait.............. what am I on? JIA's ignore list???? LOL wow
hehehe

btw, how you doing deb?

Originally posted by fini
wait wait wait.............. what am I on? JIA's ignore list???? LOL wow
hehehe

btw, how you doing deb?

Apparently you missed that...probably just because you have a Hindu avatar.