What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

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Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

ok...

TheKingofKINGS! Sock Hunter

Jesus would say this:

Holy shit, we didn't have this stuff when I was alive the first time.

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Jesus would say this:

Holy shit, we didn't have this stuff when I was alive the first time.

So, he would be unaware of the changes?

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

Apparently.

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Originally posted by Alliance
Apparently.

Allegedly.

Noble Strong Restricted
Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

No?

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Originally posted by Noble Strong

Is that Jesus? He doesn't look like a Jew.

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

He looks like a white 20th century incarnation.

debbiejo Dreamer

Originally posted by Alliance
Actually, we don't have any record that I'd like to speak of.

Well...native american food was likely crap...so we do like we do with everything else...we import.

Native American food is not like crap..............and as many as the abroginies do live much longer..........yet this is not the topic of the thread.............kinda of the Adam and Eve diet.

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

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debbiejo Dreamer

Hmmmmmmmmm Mr..........IF Jesus was in this thread, he'd have fun with it,.

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

I'm Jesus.

RocasAtoll Senior Member

HE HATH COME!!!!!

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

Over 20 years ago...just wait until I'm 33.

RocasAtoll Senior Member
Originally posted by Alliance
Over 20 years ago...just wait until I'm 33.

HE SHALL SAVE US ALL.

debbiejo Dreamer

Originally posted by Alliance
I'm Jesus.
You're late.

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

Sorry, I alwas was a procrastinator.

debbiejo Dreamer

Is that from behind like proctologiest? sp?

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

Don't insult me...I'll change your body to bread.