What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

Started by debbiejo11 pages

Jesus would defiantly laugh at all the confusion on what god is.....

Originally posted by debbiejo
Jesus would defiantly laugh at all the confusion on what god is.....

What a bastard. Laughing when he should be clarifying.

I suppose god thought we were smart enough not to take notes and make it into a book......

Originally posted by debbiejo
I suppose god thought we were smart enough not to take notes and make it into a book......

If that were the case it would seem God isn't the sharpest spork in the drawer.

Are You Drinking With Me, Jesus?
(Peter Berryman)

Do you nestle by my barstool
Makin' me so calm within
Have you touched me with your warmness
Or have I touched myself with gin?

cho: Are you drinkin' with me Jesus
I can't see you very clear
If you're drinkin' with me Jesus
Won't you buy a friend a beer?

If you're omnipresent, Jesus
You don't have to use the phone
If you're always by my side, Lord
You need never drink alone

Do you teeter with me, Jesus
On my way home so forlorn
If you think that you feel bad now
Wait until tomorrow morn

Does your head pound with the masses
As hungover you do rise
What does heaven look like, Jesus
Seen through holy bloodshot eyes

Should we take a taxi, Jesus
Should we try to walk from here
I know you can walk on water
Can you walk on this much beer?

Copyright Lou & Peter Berryman
HB

drunk <-- Me and Jesus..........
😄

Originally posted by debbiejo
Are You Drinking With Me, Jesus?
(Peter Berryman)

[I]Do you nestle by my barstool
Makin' me so calm within
Have you touched me with your warmness
Or have I touched myself with gin?

Holy Innuendo Batman! I would definitely think I'd had to much to drink if Jesus started touching me with his "warmness."

Wouldn't it make us good students for taking notes?

Hmm, got this tune in my head, need to get rid of it:

And Jesus was a sailor
When he walked upon the water
And he spent a long time watching
From his lonely wooden tower
And when he knew for certain
Only drowning men could see him
He said "All men will be sailors then
Until the sea shall free them"
But he himself was broken
Long before the sky would open
Forsaken, almost human
He sank beneath your wisdom like a stone
And you want to travel with him
And you want to travel blind
And you think maybe you'll trust him
For he's touched your perfect body with his mind.

Jesus had a penchant for tequila.

Originally posted by Alliance
Jesus had a penchant for tequila.

Who doesn't?

Yo.

Originally posted by Alliance
Yo.

If that is meant to say "You" you're right. I actually don't really like tequila.

y tu también.

Originally posted by Alliance
y tu también.
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Indeed.

Well tequila come in a nice soft way now, as I found out at a party............not even a lemon is what now,served, but a lime now.geezzzzz..................Jesus would still be with the lowly people...........he always was....................He, if it be true, was a person of love and teaching and acceptance of those to tell some truths................such as LOVE...........

...lay of the tequila deb.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Well tequila come in a nice soft way now, as I found out at a party............not even a lemon is what now,served, but a lime now.geezzzzz..................Jesus would still be with the lowly people...........he always was....................He, if it be true, was a person of love and teaching and acceptance of those to tell some truths................such as LOVE...........

Sounds like a travesty. The way they keep changing the classics. Something one of my uncles likes harping on at every opportunity. The way they changed Guinness "to be more appealing to tourists who complained about the very things that made Guinness Guinness. Bloody limeys unable to hold their bloody drink giving us pointers on... etc etc etc."

It's illegal to export the aguave plant from Mexico (or something like that, but whatever the reason)...so they have a monopoly on tequila production.

But some guy in the American Southwest figured out how to make a tequila from a similar plant native to the US. So...the US may have its own tequila industry in a few years.

Originally posted by lord xyz
How come when JIA posts, he gets 20 responces from 20 different people explaining how dumb he is, and then he ignores all of them?

Good question. Perhaps it is because I'm smart.

Or maybe you're just an ass? Because really, smart people never talk about how smart they are.