What would Jesus say if he was on this forum?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Would Jesus get angry and call people names?
Would Jesus ignore people of other religions?
Would Jesus Spam the forum?

Or

Would Jesus listen to what people have to say?
Would Jesus be kind to those who hate him?
Would Jesus forgive those who sin on the forum?

He'd be dragged from his computer by roman soldiers, and beaten for spreading his lies.

Allegedly...

because I'm sure that wan't an attempt to demonize the "pagan" Roman Empire.

Christians were the pagans.

Originally posted by Alliance
Allegedly...

because I'm sure that wan't an attempt to demonize the "pagan" Roman Empire.

Christians were the pagans.

We're all Pagans. We all beleive in something we can't prove. 😉

All politics...

Originally posted by Alliance
Apparently you missed that...probably just because you have a Hindu avatar.

ohhhh, and i got that up for another reason, lol

heyyyy but thats a good reason though, lol, everyone could do it and he ignores everyone, lol.......... nahhhh nm

lol

hmmm, I cant wait for school to start back, so i'll be at work with something to do, lmao

😆

But then we can't spend our lives on KMC anymore.

yeah, well not as much time.
Lol and next year i finishing university and getting married, lol I'll be like KMC? whats that again??............. LOL

But in the meantime, i should make the best outta it, lol

😂 I still one more year left after this.

😆 and nice sig.

RRRRAAAAHHH MYSTICALJESUSPOWER ATTACK!!!! MISTA SPAKKELLO!!! HAIUUUUHAAAAUUUU!!!!

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Can we please get back on topic.

Originally posted by Storm
Can we please get back on topic.

No. For where I come from, we have but one bunghole...

If Jesus were on this forum, he'd hang his big black ass over the side of Heaven and it would rain golden potatoes.

Naaah, I'm just messing with you. Jesus isn't black.

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
No. For where I come from, we have but one bunghole...

Get a grip.

Originally posted by Alliance
Get a grip.

Lol, I've got a grip on your mom's ass.

Just kidding again. I just can't resist these.

How old are you...13?

Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
Lol, I've got a grip on your mom's ass.

Just kidding again. I just can't resist these.

I have the sight... I see hanging over you a spectre! It is the spectre of the mod that will cast you from this place with a perma ban. And we shall rejoice.

Thus Spake I.S.

And I saw the great small gathered before THE MODERATOR, and He read aloud the names that were in the Book of Good Posters. Those whose names were written in the Book of Good Posters were given everlasting posting privileges while those whose names were not written in the Book of Good Posters were cast forth out of the forums. And they were sentenced unto boredom forever and ever. Amen.