Originally posted by Lumanix
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)If you wanna go and get high wit me
Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
I've been getting those lyrics wrong since day one and I hadn't realised. I am ashamed 🥷
Originally posted by General Peters
What is boils down to is that I got into her head. SHe clearly never had her parents beat her ass, which is one of the problems. She's probably never had anyone tell it to her face as it is.Not only did I get into her head and not walk away with my head down like many others who have tried to ask out this ****, but no question that karma will come back to bite her in the ass. I could name several instances where I asked out chicks who stymied me and then within just MONTHS, I drove past or went to their place of employment and saw that the place was out of business.
Like at a video store last summer, I got turned down by some chick there as I was renting porn, and within a MONTH I came back there and saw the "for rent" sign on the damn door. I laughed, got out of my sled, took a piss on the door and smoked a Marlboro Light while whispering "WARRRRR G-man Karma" while grinning like Jack Nicholson.
I seriously think he's making all this up.
Originally posted by General Peters
Two of you, then.I didn't approach her with an egotistical attitude. I was upfront and polite about it.
How did this country turn into this.....chicks these days who can't get enough of loser dudes with pierced noses and goth gear, or fukken blacks with gold teeth and pantyhose on their damn heads. Perfectly normal, right?
Gone are the days when mothers pointed out to their daughters such noble, handsome, All-American kids like ME.
It's a bullshyte situation, representing all that's right with the world and having to walk through and look at other people's crap.
Will there EVER be a rainbow? 🙁
I'm not going to read anymore. Do you know what bothers me the most about your posts so far? The fact that you just put all of us "chicks" into one barrel. Just because you lucked out with one girl (who, by the way may have been telling the truth) you now class us all in the same underhanded manner.
Maybe this girl had a boyfriend, and didn't know how to tell you that she wasn't interested. I would have thought the only reason you would have had to be pissed off in this scenario would be if she'd have outrightly told you to **** off and been rude.
Originally posted by General Peters
Like at a video store last summer, I got turned down by some chick there as I was renting porn, and within a MONTH I came back there and saw the "for rent" sign on the damn door. I laughed, got out of my sled, took a piss on the door and smoked a Marlboro Light while whispering "WARRRRR G-man Karma" while grinning like Jack Nicholson.
You actually expected a girl go agree to go out with you..........as you were renting porn?
It didnt occur to you that asking someone out while renting porn might seem just really really desperate?
The main reason why you seem to get rejected by girls is because, it must be hard for them to see eye to eye with you........
when your head is stuck up your own ass.
Treat women with respect, stop acting like they owe you or something, and maybe you might find they stop making excuses to avoid going out with you.
Originally posted by Britrogue
I would have thought the only reason you would have had to be pissed off in this scenario would be if she'd have outrightly told you to **** off and been rude.
if she had said that he would come here and change it into a way of saying that he was the one who said "**** off" 😉
if all this is truth, i'ts probably the first time i see someone come into a forum to tell with every word how arrogant and prepotent they are... srug
Originally posted by Xirius
You actually expected a girl go agree to go out with you..........as you were renting porn?
It didnt occur to you that asking someone out while renting porn might seem just really really desperate?The main reason why you seem to get rejected by girls is because, it must be hard for them to see eye to eye with you........
when your head is stuck up your own ass.Treat women with respect, stop acting like they owe you or something, and maybe you might find they stop making excuses to avoid going out with you.
clap Spot on.
Originally posted by General Peters
One evening a week or so ago, I was taking out the trash and then walked around the block. I shuffled my feet and came around the block and I saw some chick coming out of one of the duplexes that are near my crib. I straightened up my posture and puffed out my chest some and saw that she was carrying a tub of something.
Ah, fukken recycling. So I said, "make sure you separate the Heinekins from the Amstel Lights....they get pretty pissed down at the recycling plant if you don't" We had a good chuckle and that was about it. I strolled on like I didn't have time for her.
I saw her get into her small little white car and head out.
Well, Yesterday during my break I grabbed some Subway and went back to my crib and ate, and then thought to myself, "I'll go and knock on her door and ask her out!" Her car was there so I did a few quick squats and pelvic stretches, checked my look in the mirror and squeezed my nuts while grunting, "Sack up, you pussy!"
I rolled out and ....well, no need to go to her door. There she was, checking her mail in her little box outside. I strolled up and said, "Excuse me..." Blone, short hair and not quite that hot....more fair skinned no doubt.Not AS hot as she looked in the dark, but still ample an ass enough for the G Honk. I made quick conversation with her (her name was Kasey) before busting into asking her to a local shrimp shack for lunch today.
And then the bullshit ensued....
"Well, my birthday is Saturday...so my friends are taking me out tomorrow afternoon."
"How about tomorrow night?"
"Well, I got family taking out tomorrow night, too, so...."
before I could say anything else she said, "And on SATurday...some other friends of mine are taking me out to eat for the evening.."I could see where this was going. I have the nads to walk up and ask for a date in a gentlemen-like fashion, and she returns the favor by lying like a little whore.
I reached onto the top of the mailboxes and grabbed a JCPenny catalog that was lying on top with some other coupons and stuff. On the cover were some hotties modeling summer gear, and I was sure there were some pics of B model swimsuit bitches.
I grabbed it and rolled it up and said, "So it sounds like 'Take Kasey Out For Her Birthday Weekend,' I guess," I said smiling like a pussbag, just taking it in the ass as she made quick work of me and shooed me off.
She said, "Yeah...it's like EVERYBODY'S trying to celebrate my birthday at the same time this weekend."I looked at her blankly while lightly batting the rolled up JC Penny Spankalog in my palm, and said , "And you know why that is, Kasey?"
she said, "why?"
I smiled sarcastically, turned around and took a couple steps as if I was walking away, and then turned my head around and squinted my eyes and said,
"Because you're just so ****ing special."Dead silence.
I just walked away and she had nothing to say at all.
WAR making ingrate, snotty childish bitches THINK for a second that life isn't all about them. WAR the days of yore when women were thrilled to have a handsome gentleman caller ask to court them.
I'll find out where she works and watch her place of employment crumble in due time because of the karma.
And if it doesn't, Proctor and I will just egg her fukken duplex.
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