90 Minutes in Heaven

this should be the title of a penthouse article, or the trailer of angels across america tour of victoria's secret.

Originally posted by FracturedMind06
It happens and some of us get lucky enough to get a second chance 🙂 I was dead for 23 minutes as a passenger in a tragic car accident.September18,2006 and yes it caused irreversible frontal and temporal lobe brain damage and three years later,I'm writing this reply while enjoying a nice white chocolate/caramel frappe' at my local coffee shop🙂This was a great book and the video below was awesome.We,all of us,will never leave this life until complete the goal that was set upon us at birth🙂God is awesome!Peace,Love,and Light🙂

Only one post?

Just reading the thread title....

does this sound like some sort of "7 Minutes in Heaven" game only it's 90 minutes because heaven makes everything better?

or am i the only perverted one in this room?

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Just reading the thread title....

does this sound like some sort of "7 Minutes in Heaven" game only it's 90 minutes because heaven makes everything better?

or am i the only perverted one in this room?

You are not the only perverted one. 😆

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You are not the only perverted one. 😆

Originally posted by Da Pittman
Just you two perverts, the rest of us are just pure of thought 😛

😂 I was referring to you. 😛

um...haha I wasn't perverted before I read this...

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
http://www.90minutesinheaven.com/ (click “launch video” for prelude to Don Piper’s true life account)

http://www.truthsthattransform.org/ (click on this link then under the title, “90 Minutes in Heaven (Part 1) click the word “listen” then click “play.”

Why is Heaven real? Listen to this man’s true life story.

Can you say "Near Death Experience?" It's been proven that NDE's exist - it's the brain's panic button, a way for it to try to prevent total shut down. But it feels like taking LCD. Therefore, people who live certain kinds of lives very most probably are prone to more of a religious NDE.

I used to dream wacko things when I was on pain medicine and prednisone together. And it all felt so REAL, and when I'd wake up, I'd be all "I want to be a better CHRISTIAN!!" Or sometimes I'd swear I'd feel someone sit down on the edge of the bed and I'd be totally all "my guardian angel!!"

But no. Sometimes when you fall asleep, your muscles can do wacky things that make you feel "the sit-down syndrome"

And the very vivid god I swear that I'm living this dreams are nothing but chemicals in the brain.

So... yeah. As prosleytizers are likely to do - that time is most probably exaggerated. Or maybe the dude slipped out of NDE and slipped into an extremely oxygen deprived brain...?

Whichever way, this is fake. And telling me it's not, then giving me proof from evangi christian sites is not going to convince me. It's called INDEPENDENT TESTIMONY.

Whatevs. Writing a response to you is like throwing my head against a wall of velcro, and suddenly my face is velcro. Or a wall of nails.

I can't yet decide which would be more annoying.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
...Writing a response to you is like throwing my head against a wall of velcro, and suddenly my face is velcro. Or a wall of nails.

I can't yet decide which would be more annoying.

😆 I understand. 😉

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Whatevs. Writing a response to you is like throwing my head against a wall of velcro, and suddenly my face is velcro. Or a wall of nails.

That's the most obtuse analogy I've ever heard.

okay....

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and now i present to you a dancing banana.

💃

90 minures in heaven? What's a thread about sex with Kate Beckinsale doing in the religion forum? 😄

Originally posted by The Dark Cloud
90 minures in heaven? What's a thread about sex with Kate Beckinsale doing in the religion forum? 😄

I wish JIA would respond to this one. 😄

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I wish JIA would respond to this one. 😄

Being the troll that he is, he'd just respond to it with another question, or quote scripture again.

Originally posted by tom_servo
Being the troll that he is, he'd just respond to it with another question, or quote scripture again.

Always good for a laugh. 😛

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Always good for a laugh. 😛

It's always funny when someone refuses to answer a simple question, and just posts scripture as if it's supposed to be the solution.

Originally posted by tom_servo
It's always funny when someone refuses to answer a simple question, and just posts scripture as if it's supposed to be the solution.

"You now become easy victims of lust, anger, malice, envy and the rest of that evil brood; the atmosphere of the heart is polluted by the ego-fumes."

Originally posted by tom_servo
It's always funny when someone refuses to answer a simple question, and just posts scripture as if it's supposed to be the solution.

I always find it funny. What's wrong with you? 😉

Originally posted by tom_servo
It's always funny when someone refuses to answer a simple question, and just posts scripture as if it's supposed to be the solution.

Would you like to receive eternal life?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Would you like to receive eternal life?

do i have to feed on human flesh and blood for it? 😕