101 reasons why Will/Liz suck as a couple on screen (A joke)

Ok I'll start (this is meant to be a joke BTW)

1. They give off a scary, uncomfortable brother/sister vibe when they are together..and their smooching just makes me recoil to the point where I just tuck myself safely inside Jack's dreadlocks...Will/Liz is..INBREEDING I tells ya!! 😘 *hides*

2. because hes a eunich..

LOL

3. He looks like a child with a painted on mustache/beard and he has an annoying pony tail..Elizabeth needs a MAN! MAN

Because its Elizabeth/Will=EW
EW<<<that says it 😉

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
Because its Elizabeth/Will=EW
EW<<<that says it 😉

LOL wheres the number hun? 😄

good one though! te hee!!

5. Elizabeth actually has more muscles than he does..

oh nooo i forgto the number!!

shit please make mine number 4!!

oh wait!! I meant to put 5!

I cant edit your posts lol

6. Because Elizabeths compass (Libido?) didn't point to him

aha!!^^

7.because Will only cares about his father...

8) Swann and Sparrow<<2 kinds of birds which represent flight-freedom 🙂

9. Because he's bloody stupid will

....Enough said 🙂

10.) because will has bigger boobs than her (it had to be said)

Originally posted by sailorleo
10.) because will has bigger boobs than her (it had to be said)

OH burn!

lmao at sailorleo🙂
i never would have thought of that!

11. Because when faced with the dilemma of whom's legs she would rather wind her body round...she didn't even think about stupid bloody will

LMAO to both of those!!^^^

12. because Will reminds me of a musketeer for some bizarre reason and I'm afraid of them...

10)bc will rather sit on his daddies lap than liz sit on wills lap lol

lmao at chiki mina!!!! 😄

14. Because kiera would rather kiss johnny (which basically shows us WHY the chemistry is c r a p between liz and will anywayz 🙂)

15) bc jack has more experience in sex lol and will doesnt know where to put "this" into "that"

LMFAO!! he would need a map!^^^^^^^^^^

16. because who eats the big ugly feast after you have eaten the very best course on the menu, the waffle??..once you taste jack you DONT go back..thats just an insult to jack!! who goes back to will turner after tasting Jack??? no one would!! its an insult to his character if she chooses Will over him..

what's sad is is that i know what she's talking about...