101 reasons why Will/Liz suck as a couple on screen (A joke)

who?^^

17. Because sex sells..and Wil/Liz basically has zero sex appeal on screen..movie 1 no sex appeal:360 million... movie 2 sex appeal 1 billion?? SEX SELLS and Jack/Liz is just pure sex on screen.

because will is a real stick in the mud

18. Will is too metrosexual with his nice hats. Jack's a man's man, just a clumsy, larger than life one.

ohh hello maple sugar..never seen you here before 😄

LOL willofthewisp

19. Because Will had to have a back stunt double in the movie..cuz the man is all bone..the whip would have just snapped his spine in 2..

whip

20. Because Will has an ELVISH tattoo on his body! Elves! The man has an ELF tattoo?! What a pansy.

((oh yeah...i forgot about that!!))

HA HA

21. I have never seen Will laugh.....ever..psycho material or WHAT? hitler

he's about to..blowup

Oh my gosh! That's true. Even Norrington laughs somewhere, I'm sure.

22. What kind of guy visits his fiancee in jail and doesn't demand a conjugal visit?

((give him a break! her father was right there!))

dunno

23. He knows he can bust Liz outta that cell(Jack movie 1) yet he leaves her to rot whilst love hungry disgusting men try to grab her..and whistle at her like a dog... The dog/jack is not there..to lead those men away from her Jack's not there like he usually is when she's in those kind of situations where she cant escape and is terrified..she's thinking of her hero..even THERE

If I were Will, I wouldn't care if her father were there. I would be sneaky and would be like "I need a few minutes alone" and go in the cell and have her right there in the hay.
Oh! Wouldn't that be hot if Jack and Liz have a roll in the hay?

(singing) Roll, roll, roll in the hay.

lol, hellz yeah it would!!

um...sorry i hate to be the bad guy, but i have to contradict with some of the stuff you've guys have said:

21. will laughs when jack tells him nice hat(but that's it!)
23. there were guards there, in the first one there were no guards present
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now to continue:

24. liz wants a pirate, she say's 'no he's a pirate' but we all know will is in fact not, and she knows it, but she's still is going to want to find her a pirate...JACK!

dont make fun of the elvish tattoo... 😄 cause even Sean Bean has one and he is SOOOOO not a pansy. LOL.

And did orlando REALLY have a back-stunt double?!?!! that was the only part where i liked him in 2. gee. now i have no reason to like him AT ALL.

25. Jack is obviously very adept at undressing Lizzie, whereas Will would probably get confused and not be able to get the corset off, much less the rest of her clothing.

26. I cant imagine Will getting drunk, and we all know Lizzie is the most fun when drunk. No seduction on the beach for them.

yeah i didnt know he had a back stunt double! i only likeed him during that part too!

I know what you mean that was our reason in the I love will forum to like him he has a sexy back!!!!

nice! i love these! no seduction on the beach! lol

27.if will and liz ever have kids(which isn't gonna happen unless will decides he needs to get that map if you know what I mean) there kids are gonna be a bunch of little whips, there gonna get bullied wheres with jack their kids are gonna be hot and cool!

(and they are soooo gonna get laaaaaaid when they grow up)

oohh ya!