101 reasons why Will/Liz suck as a couple on screen (A joke)

Started by CaptinJackLover6 pages

hahah princess/ sexy bady boy! luv it! a princess always deserves a bad boy! i mean if you had a choice who woukd it be?! hmm....lame hero guy.....sexy bad boy....not such a tough decision! id poick sexy bad boy in a heart beat!

totally! especially if that ssexxi bad boy was John Christopher Depp II !!!

54. Because in the commentary for movie 1..Johnny found it very "interesting" that Will was the first person to actually KILL anyone on screen in PotC...and he actualy killed a man without really caring because in his mind, by that point "he hates pirates"..so what happens if "he hates Jack" or "he hates Liz"??.It shows us that if this man hates someone or something SO much..he doesnt really care who he hurts..He almsot killed jack in movie 1 without giving him a chance..

Originally posted by CaptinJackLover
hahah princess/ sexy bady boy! luv it! a princess always deserves a bad boy! i mean if you had a choice who woukd it be?! hmm....lame hero guy.....sexy bad boy....not such a tough decision! id poick sexy bad boy in a heart beat!

Probably why I like Beauty and the Beast. The Beast isn't exactly Prince charming throughout the movie. There's slimey Gaston... He's not sexy bad boy... He's just nasty slimey big muscled man. Do I make any sense?

55. Did you see Will/Liz kiss in the first one? And did you see Jack/Liz kiss in the second one? Which was the hotter?

56. Will is really prejudice. Especially against pirates. Liz needs someone liberal and open-minded, like herself.

57. THIS IS MY BIG ONE OF THE DAY: i know its going to sound stupid, but its true.

WILL NEVER EATS.

seriously. i'm not kidding. have you ever seen him eat in either of the movies?!?!?!?!? NOPE> he is a total anorexic. Thats terrible. Liz and Jack eat and drink all the time. Will never does. you have to be with someone who eats and drinks with you!!!!

58. Liz and Jack have both been locked in the same prison cell at one point in the films. Will hasn;t been, even though he gets captured quite a bit.

59. Will cares too much about his personal hygiene so that he can't stay in bed with Lizzie for a few days 😉 (sorry was bad)

Katelovespirate..I think that eating thing might be a big hint..he only ever has like one set goal on his mind all the time..and its so damn important he doesn't have time for other pleasures in life..it never alternates between 2 things with him both Liz and Jack have many different things/goals on their mind in his movie..and it switches back and fourth...and then Will although he knows Liz has escaped etc..his dad is still very much number 1.IMO Will not eating shows how intense and scarily focused he is when he has something on his mind that he wants to achieve he doesn't ever give himself time to just be happy and have pleasures (we see Jack/Liz do it ALL the time)..he's TOO serious..he NEVER laughs EVER in any of the movies..its usually a tiny smirk..to be too set on a goal only makes it all the more harder for your heart when you don't achieve it.....EEEEEEKK!

60) well jack knows hows to have fun and brings out the fun in everything. will, however, is too uptight.

"seriously. i'm not kidding. have you ever seen him eat in either of the movies?!?!?!?!? NOPE> he is a total anorexic. Thats terrible. Liz and Jack eat and drink all the time. Will never does. you have to be with someone who eats and drinks with you!!!!"--------Kate

The reason is simple, Kate. Will is a vampire, or to be more specific, a daywalker, kind of like Blade. Will cannot eat or drink human food because he will vomit it up, preferring human blood which he always craves. Hence his foul mood most of the time. We don't usually see him at night, do we? This is when he stalks the people of Port Royal and drains them like Jack can drain a bottle of rum (or a whore). The reason he can never be with Liz is because she is a creature of light, a human who enjoys human pleasures. They are doomed to be apart forever.
Notice how Will thrives when the sun is behind clouds, like on the Flying Dutchman, or in the cave fighting Barbosa and his crew. But in the sun? He's completely retarded. That's common of a daywalker. They can survive, but only to an extent. He would have won that swordfight against Norrington hands down had the sun been hidden. But no, it lingered on and they lost the heart.
Glad to clear up the mystery.

.....ermm.....um well i guess it was funny lol yea..poor will
61) liz is untamable as the sea and will cant just keep up with her since will mirrors davey

This isn't funny

oh diddles dont be a party pooper...

it so IS funny!

well the Will thing being enorixc(however u spell it) is sad not funny. i think ppl cross the line of being too mean to poor will 🙁

well yea,,,but i mean he isnt as likeable...its oik to be SLIGHTLY mean..but not pure evil mean..ya know what i mean? lol

lol well problem is some ppl choose their favorite as johnny over orlando and really talk bad about oralndo as if he was will lol. like when keira kissed johnny, al the gurls wanted to literally kill keira lol

lol i know i thnk thats stupid..i mean of course when i saw it that exact moment i wanted her to die but that lasted like 5 seconds ....then i began to picture myself in her place 😄 hehehe

i got to admit i do get jelous but i dont hate keira i admire her alot lol
woah lets stay on topic lol
im runnin out of reasons though i cant think of any

how can you not think of any?! gosh chiki mina! there are like SOOOO many! how can you not remember them! *sighs*

*thinks to self.....hehehe i cant think of any either 😊*