101 reasons why Will/Liz suck as a couple on screen (A joke)

28. will is a violent temper, and so there is always doubt if you can trust him or not, or if he becomes violent

and my brother says

29. will is gay , but tries to hide it because of the society

30. Will would probably want his dad to move in with them, killing any alone time they might have had.

31. Elizabeth doesnt strike me as the type who can cook. Jack wouldnt mind, but Will would probably get all angry if she wasn't always cooking for him.

32. Will might take Jack's mocking advice in 2 and lock Lizzie up when she misbehaved. Then she would need Jack to come rescue her, but they arent making a 4th one...

33. Liz looks better in pirate clothes than Will.

34. Because Liz's wedding dress sunk to the bottom of the ocean = Liz/Will sink

35. Because Will is Ugly and has no sex appeal

36. Because LIz is too wild and adventurous for Will, she needs a real man who knows how to handle her.

37. Cuz Will is a nerd
38. Cuz Jack is like a billions time hotter than Will...and it's chemistry that works and sells tickets.....
39. Will is just boring and he's also bloody stupid
40. Bottom line....cuz Will and Liz have nothing in common, they have no chemistry and I've never seen them have a real conversation....that meant anything...
41. Liz is too dominating for Will

21. will laughs when jack tells him nice hat(but that's it!)

that was a smirk not a laugh..he like curled his lip for about half of a second..

and he has already saved a man from a hangman's noose whilst there were about 300 gaurds...the man was just trying to show off and be al honorable in front of Liz's dad.

Originally posted by tee_pirategirl
(and they are soooo gonna get laaaaaaid when they grow up)

lol yeah I read it

oh cool...what's you think?

AHEM STAY ON TOPIC!! lol

42. Elizabeth not only wants sex from Jack..she actually wants that waffle as a man..(what ted says about the compass tells us this)

43)bc liz looks like a very horny gurl and only jack can keep up!!!

44) Jack thinks she looks beautiful even when she's a mess- like after the kraken attack, while Will only tells her she looks beautiful when she's all corseted up.

^^affirmative lol

45)will can be very skilled but is not as smart witted as jack.

Really good one, Kate. Thanks for backing me up, LovelyOne on the laugh thing. It is so a smirk.
No offense to Sean Bean, Kate. But I think a guy in the 1600s who has an elf tattoo is a little more questionable than a guy now with one.

45. You don't hear Jack telling Will how much freedom means to him and how the Pearl is actually a symbol. That kind of deep talk is reserved only for Lizzie.

^^good point
46).....well Will is just simply annoying lol i know it sucks

47) It's always good when the guy can sweep the girl off her feet- literally-- pick her up--- and i dont know but i dont think Will could manage. lol

48) bc liz told Will to call her elizabeth like 28123918739 times and somehow he cant register that in his head

49. because jack can handle an eyeliner, if liz has broken her hands, will can't

50. comes to my mind after what JackySparrow just said: Jack can have eyeliner..long flowing hair and can pull off masculinity..where as Will has long hair..and even with a beard still doesn't give off a very masculine vibe..

Liz can have manly clothes and messy hair..be all messy and muddy and still be called very feminine..

51) bc I suck and so does Will and he can come over and we will be the suckiest couple ever. plus i can cure him of his eunich problem!!

52. Really, who would you want with you in a fight? Just think about it and then it will make sense to you why it is on this list. Who would be best at watching Liz's back?

53) I think the rules should change already with the disney storiees princess/prince. Its time already for princess/sexy bad boy