But I am a good moral person

Started by Alliance5 pages

And then I'd say that there was...and it'd be all over.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
All I know is everytime that I post anything, here you come right behind me (before anyone else has a chance to) saying the direct opposite of what I said. If I say the Bible is true, then you post the exact opposite. Shak. I have even called you on the carpet and asked you why do you oppose everything that I say. No one else does that as much as you.

Untrue ❌

I disagree with your bullshit more than anyone on this thread does, including Shaky...

Re: But I am a good moral person

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
[B]"Richard, have you ever lied?"

"I tried to tell the truth all the time and was almost always honest."

"Richard, have you ever lied?"

"Yes, Lord. I have lied some."

"Richard, what do you call a person who lies?"

"A liar, Lord."

"Richard, what does my word say about liars?"

"It says that all liars will be sent to hell, Lord."

At least Richard will have Chick for company. Unless of course lying by way of ignorance is accepted by God.

I don't get how anyone can get in heaven though. I mean not even Jesus was perfect in such a way. He should not have been accepted either. Oh well, nepotism I guess.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't get how anyone can get in heaven though. I mean not even Jesus was perfect in such a way. He should not have been accepted either. Oh well, nepotism I guess.

Yep, God's son gets to share the Godhead, only God's children get to heaven - corruption I tell you!

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Yep, God's son gets to share the Godhead, only God's children get to heaven - corruption I tell you!

Smells like bullshit

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't get how anyone can get in heaven though. I mean not even Jesus was perfect in such a way. He should not have been accepted either. Oh well, nepotism I guess.

Didn't you get your application?

Originally posted by Alliance
Didn't you get your application?

He did, but then he failed the psych evaluation test that God gives everybody.

Question Number Ten has always been a problem - "John was a good man in life, but didn't believe in God, where should he go?"

The correct answer of course being Hell. Only sick people think differently.

Originally posted by Alliance
Didn't you get your application?

I think the Supreme Fascist ruled me out the day I decided to call him the Supreme Fascist.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think the Supreme Fascist ruled me out the day I decided to call him the Supreme Fascist.

Yes, he only likes that kind of thing in private. Can't have the faithful masses getting the wrong idea and all that.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
He did, but then he failed the psych evaluation test that God gives everybody.

Question Number Ten has always been a problem - "John was a good man in life, but didn't believe in God, where should he go?"

The correct answer of course being Hell. Only sick people think differently.

Hey! Are you a sock for JIA? 😆

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think the Supreme Fascist ruled me out the day I decided to call him the Supreme Fascist.

Thats a shame, I have a soft spot for facism, but not for gods.

I got my ticket.........It's free ya know...........*looks on the floor* WOW bunches of them...............We get to go to the special place!! 🤣

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Hey! Are you a sock for JIA? 😆

Why no... hey, look over there! *Runs away*

I got my ticket.........It's free ya know...........*looks on the floor* WOW bunches of them...............We get to go to the special place!!

I thought about buying one from a scalper while I was waiting in the judgement line.

I wonder, so many portrayals of that whole stage have people waiting in line. I wonder, is it still possible to repent after death but before judgement (if it isn't instantaneous) and if not why?

Charlie got a golden ticket!

Originally posted by Alliance
Charlie got a golden ticket!

Wait... does that mean the rest of us will succumb to cute, yet sadistic, heavenly traps before God hands over Heaven to Charlie?

Originally posted by Alliance
Charlie got a golden ticket!
Wow, it's like I died and went to heaven, then God realized it wasn't my time yet, so He sent me back to a brewery

😂

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wow, it's like I died and went to heaven, then God realized it wasn't my time yet, so He sent me back to a brewery

I went to Hell once, but the devil said I didn't give good head...so he sent me back up here 🙁

ha ha looser. He liked me....and I'm not even gay/bi.