The KMC Hardcore heavy Metal Band!!!!

Enoguh with that sissy little baoy band, it's time to go hardcore! Auditions open to anyne who:
Enjoys getting stoned/ high
Is alchoholic
has lived on the streets at one time or another
Has a crappy job lifting crates in some shitty immigrant-powered factory
Has been beaten by their abusive parents and had at least 3 adoptive parents
Has a shit life in general

The open roles:
Lead singer/ most messed up one
Guitarist/ cool one
Drummer/ stupid one
keyboard guy/ nerdy one
Bass player/ wannabe guitarist/ ugly one
Rhythm guitarist/ guy who got in because he's best mates w/ lead/ drummer
Backing singers/ hot girls
Manager: Doc Potato
Groovies/ Whores/ Manipulative bitches
Deranged homosexual stalker/ creepy one
Deranged fans in audience/ wannabe rockers
Creepy fan in corner/ drug dealer
Janitor at side of stage/ dude from Teen spirit
Punkish female fans/ freaks
Young girl fans/ ones who like the lead singer/ guitarist but have never heard a song of the bands

Role on the auditions, kiddies! 9any real links to auditioning on YouTube would be great, folks! 😆) 💃
We gonna rock those pussy boy band ffreaks to Hell...

I audition for Guitarist.

Originally posted by Slay
I audition for Guitarist.

Heavy Metal sucks. It's not music, just noise where the symbols repeatedly going off in the background.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Heavy Metal sucks. It's not music, just knows where the symbols repeatedly going off in the background.

is it comprehensible.....

Might I add that you have forgotten the bass player and possibly a rythmn guitar player.

I want to be the bassist.... but there isn't one... weep

Edit: LMAO Slay beat me too it.

Originally posted by Doc Potato
On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot are you?

Originally posted by InnerRise
Heavy Metal sucks. It's not music, just noise where the symbols repeatedly going off in the background.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by Slay
Might I add that you have forgotten the bass player and possibly a rythmn guitar player.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by Slay
I'm going to be arrogant and say 8. Then again you have no knowledge of music whatsoever. Idiot.

Originally posted by InnerRise
Yeah, but I only give MUSIC that kind of attention to detail...Not CRAP.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by Slay
I'm going to be arrogant and say 8. Then again you have no knowledge of music whatsoever. Idiot.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I want to be the bassist.... but there isn't one... weep

Edit: LMAO Slay beat me too it.

Originally posted by InnerRise
Yeah, but I only give MUSIC that kind of attention to detail...Not CRAP.

is it comprehensible.....

Metal is an awesome genre.... So suck my large hairy balls emo kid.

Originally posted by InnerRise
Actually I do, and my knowledge has lead me to dislike Heavy Metal Immensely.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by Slay
What band do you like?
Justin Timberlake?Fallout Boy? Or are you old skool and like Ricky Martin?

I don't like dislike Fallout Boy or like them. I don't listen to them though. I don't listen to bands period.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Actually I do, and my knowledge has lead me to dislike Heavy Metal Immensely.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Metal is an awesome genre.... So suck my large hairy balls emo kid.

Originally posted by Doc Potato
OK, on a scale of 1 to 10, how ugly are you?

I will be the headbanger with chains, altough you didnt have an audition with that part i am compelled to make it to the scene. I will hail anyone who smashed a guitar, bottled drumkits and heads into the stage.