The KMC Hardcore heavy Metal Band!!!!

Started by Devalion6 pages

'Groovies' or 'whore'......'Groovies' or 'whore'

Oh damn it, can't I be a groovy whore?

Originally posted by Devalion
'Groovies' or 'whore'......'Groovies' or 'whore'

Oh damn it, can't I be a groovy whore?

Y'already are babycakes. naughty

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Y'already are babycakes. naughty

Damn it Moose....say it like it yeah? 🙄

*Runs of to grab a ridiculously short leather skirt*

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Alternative Metal... 🤘

Or Speed/Power.


I say Thrash.

Although Progressive could be good as well. I'm sure Scott's voice is cheesy enough.

Originally posted by Devalion
Damn it Moose....say it like it yeah? 🙄

*Runs of to grab a ridiculously short leather skirt*

I'm either really fukked up or else that first sentence REALLY makes no sense at all....

🙂

Originally posted by Slay
I say Thrash.

Although Progressive could be good as well. I'm sure Scott's voice is cheesy enough.

Hey!

I am insulted.

Now I will only go onstage if you get me 1000,000 green M&Ms and feed them to me.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hey!

I am insulted.

Now I will only go onstage if you get me 1000,000 green M&Ms and feed them to me.


How about I make Adriana Lima do it?

Top models are our bitches now.

Anyway I got to go. Later.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm either really fukked up or else that first sentence REALLY makes no sense at all....

🙂

Oh darn it! Its the sentence thats fukked!......I forgot and 'is'

I'd be interested in selling some drugs round here! Drugs are good m'kay

so i'm back does any of the other lead-singer options have an as hardcore messed up skill lime me?...and i can sing too

can i be the guy that films it and plays with it to make it look sweet?? 🤘

Heavy Metal is crap. tongue_ss

Were is the cover artist 😉

Originally posted by Doc Potato
No, its not comprehensible. You irritate me immensely. Rock on Iron Maiden etc! 🤘
I can play "The Trooper" all the way through on my guitar. Can I be Janick Gers to Slays Dave Murray?

ill be the guy like in atreyu who doesnt sound psycho..but sounds cool all the same. cuz well im not psycho and i kinda sound like him..

Originally posted by spencerspider
ill be the guy like in atreyu who doesnt sound psycho..but sounds cool all the same. cuz well im not psycho and i kinda sound like him..
Yeah because Atreyu are heavy metal huh?

kinda....lol

Originally posted by Doc Potato
Enoguh with that sissy little baoy band, it's time to go hardcore! Auditions open to anyne who:
Enjoys getting stoned/ high
Is alchoholic
has lived on the streets at one time or another
Has a crappy job lifting crates in some shitty immigrant-powered factory
Has been beaten by their abusive parents and had at least 3 adoptive parents
Has a shit life in general

The open roles:
Lead singer/ most messed up one
Guitarist/ cool one
Drummer/ stupid one
keyboard guy/ nerdy one
Bass player/ wannabe guitarist/ ugly one
Rhythm guitarist/ guy who got in because he's best mates w/ lead/ drummer
Backing singers/ hot girls
Manager: Doc Potato
Groovies/ Whores/ Manipulative bitches
Deranged homosexual stalker/ creepy one
Deranged fans in audience/ wannabe rockers
Creepy fan in corner/ drug dealer
Janitor at side of stage/ dude from Teen spirit
Punkish female fans/ freaks
Young girl fans/ ones who like the lead singer/ guitarist but have never heard a song of the bands

Role on the auditions, kiddies! 9any real links to auditioning on YouTube would be great, folks! 😆) 💃
We gonna rock those pussy boy band ffreaks to Hell...

I'm the guitarist.

If there's already a guitarist, I killed him.

ILL BE THE DRUMER!!!

I played the drums before. One of the best in school.

I'll get my film of me lead guitar (hero-ing) the hit death Metal band...AGUA DEATH!!!