Lead singer/ most messed up one
Guitarist/ Slay ...like...Slash.
Bassist/Spooony
Rythmn Guitarist/
Drummer/ stupid one
keyboard guy/ nerdy one
Bass player/ wannabe guitarist/ ugly one
Rhythm guitarist/ guy who got in because he's best mates w/ lead/ drummer
Backing singers/ hot girls
Manager: Doc Potato
Groovies/ Whores/ Manipulative bitches
Deranged homosexual stalker/ creepy one
Deranged fans in audience/ wannabe rockers
Creepy fan in corner/ drug dealer
Janitor at side of stage/ dude from Teen spirit
Punkish female fans/ freaks
Young girl fans/ ones who like the lead singer/ guitarist but have never heard a song of the bands
Originally posted by Slay
I'm the sexy one already. (guitarist)
You might beat me on sexiness.But I beat you on talent. And fashion sense.You can be a groupie.
hysterical
Sunshine, when it comes to HEAVY METAL, I have you beat on all counts. Consider, the real talent portion of the program takes place backstage, in my dressing room, with the skeezers and ho's....and I'll guarantee you, you ain't NEVER gonna top me there.
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~I'll take it that you wanna be the creepyt homo stalker?
hystericalSunshine, when it comes to HEAVY METAL, I have you beat on all counts. Consider, the real talent portion of the program takes place backstage, in my dressing room, with the skeezers and ho's....and I'll guarantee you, you ain't NEVER gonna top me there.
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hystericalSunshine, when it comes to HEAVY METAL, I have you beat on all counts. Consider, the real talent portion of the program takes place backstage, in my dressing room, with the skeezers and ho's....and I'll guarantee you, you ain't NEVER gonna top me there.
Originally posted by Slay
No.See. Gay Metal. You own me,indeed. After all you've been trying to live up to your idols Mötley Crüe forever now. But on HEAVAY METAl I own you. Seriously. No joke. Disagree and I'll challenge you to a metal battle.
How about we just have a spelling and punctuation battle instead.
OK, Slay, you play guitar, fine....I'll let you have that, but I HAVE to be the sexy lead singer. I'm not really messed up, but to be the front man, I have to have appeal.
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~The ultimate test for lead singer: how bad was your childhood?
How about we just have a spelling and punctuation battle instead.OK, Slay, you play guitar, fine....I'll let you have that, but I HAVE to be the sexy lead singer. I'm not really messed up, but to be the front man, I have to have appeal.
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
How about we just have a spelling and punctuation battle instead.OK, Slay, you play guitar, fine....I'll let you have that, but I HAVE to be the sexy lead singer. I'm not really messed up, but to be the front man, I have to have appeal.
I have no problems with you being the frontman. As long as I can be the creative motor behind the band... You know. The one that the critics give all the credit, but VH1 leaves aside.