The KMC Hardcore heavy Metal Band!!!! · The Off-Topic Forum

InnerRise Restricted

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Metal is an awesome genre.... So suck my large hairy balls emo kid.

I'm not the Emo Kids so you must be talking to the wrong one.

Originally posted by Doc Potato
Then why are you ina heavy metal band thread...? 😕

Spouting useless comments because I was bored.

is it comprehensible.....

ladygrim The Grim piratess

let me audition for something

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Doc Potato
😆 After that incredible p;ost, you are the lmighty bassist!

Sweet... droolio

Doc Potato Senior Member

Originally posted by Slay
I'd like to see you post in the music forum and be pissed on.
Jesus Christ. You don't like Heavy Metal,okay,I can live with that.But say ''I don't like Heavy Metal''.Don't say ''Heavy Metal is crap'' because that would be making an ass out of yourself. Oh,wait....

Eaxctly. 🙂

Sanctuary -

Manipulative bitches?

hmm

InnerRise Restricted

Originally posted by Slay
I'd like to see you post in the music forum and be pissed on.
Jesus Christ. You don't like Heavy Metal,okay,I can live with that.But say ''I don't like Heavy Metal''.Don't say ''Heavy Metal is crap'' because that would be making an ass out of yourself. Oh,wait....

I see what you did there....................................NOTHING......NEXT!

is it comprehensible.....

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by Doc Potato
😆 After that incredible p;ost, you are the lmighty bassist!

C'mon I'm beating him with facts. I must be the guitarist/composer....

Scarecrow756 The Joker

Originally posted by Doc Potato
No, its not comprehensible. You irritate me immensely. Rock on Iron Maiden etc! 🤘

Indeed Rock On Iron Maiden ,good call Doc and can I audition for Bass Player please.😄

Doc Potato Senior Member

Originally posted by GCG
I will be the headbanger with chains, altough you didnt have an audition with that part i am compelled to make it to the scene. I will hail anyone who smashed a guitar, bottled drumkits and heads into the stage.

Yep, welcome to The HHM Band! 🤘 How can i refuse such a great role?

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by InnerRise
I'm not the Emo Kids so you must be talking to the wrong one.
Spouting useless comments because I was bored.
is it comprehensible.....

You're typing but all I can read is...

"My life is so hard... *cut, cut, cut*"

Go write a poem and cry yourself to sleep.

Doc Potato Senior Member

Originally posted by Slay
C'mon I'm beating him with facts. I must be the guitarist/composer....

You ARE the guitarist. 8/10 hotness is enough. 😆 and we have a bassist! 😂

InnerRise Restricted

Originally posted by §P0oONY
You're typing but all I can read is...
"My life is so hard... *cut, cut, cut*"
Go write a poem and cry yourself to sleep.

I did that last night. This is the next phase of my recovery. Deal with it.

is it comprehensible.....

Doc Potato Senior Member

Originally posted by ladygrim
let me audition for something

So do you prefer manipulative ***** or ignorant young girl? 🙂

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by §P0oONY
You're typing but all I can read is...
"My life is so hard... *cut, cut, cut*"
Go write a poem and cry yourself to sleep.

Yeah! I'm the guitarist. Now I can call you a talentless ***** and piss on the rest of the band for not helping me wright and compose,and because you generally lack my level of skill. Unless we're Slayer. Then I suck...

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah! I'm the guitarist. Now I can call you a talentless ***** and piss on the rest of the band for not helping me wright and compose,and because you generally lack my level of skill. Unless we're Slayer. Then I suck...

w00t

Doc Potato Senior Member

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah! I'm the guitarist. Now I can call you a talentless ***** and piss on the rest of the band for not helping me wright and compose,and because you generally lack my level of skill. Unless we're Slayer. Then I suck...

😆 Don't forget all the young girls flocking to you, mate. 🙂

Doc Potato Senior Member

Originally posted by §P0oONY
w00t

I just noticed you're in the pussy boy band... 😆

~Da Moose~ Gone

Re: The KMC Hardcore heavy Metal Band!!!!

Originally posted by Doc Potato
Enoguh with that sissy little baoy band, it's time to go hardcore! Auditions open to anyne who:
Enjoys getting stoned/ high
Is alchoholic
has lived on the streets at one time or another
Has a crappy job lifting crates in some shitty immigrant-powered factory
Has been beaten by their abusive parents and had at least 3 adoptive parents
Has a shit life in general
The open roles:
Lead singer/ most messed up one
Guitarist/ cool one
Drummer/ stupid one
keyboard guy/ nerdy one
Bass player/ wannabe guitarist/ ugly one
Rhythm guitarist/ guy who got in because he's best mates w/ lead/ drummer
Backing singers/ hot girls
Manager: Doc Potato
Groovies/ Whores/ Manipulative bitches
Deranged homosexual stalker/ creepy one
Deranged fans in audience/ wannabe rockers
Creepy fan in corner/ drug dealer
Janitor at side of stage/ dude from Teen spirit
Punkish female fans/ freaks
Young girl fans/ ones who like the lead singer/ guitarist but have never heard a song of the bands
Role on the auditions, kiddies! 9any real links to auditioning on YouTube would be great, folks! 😆) 💃
We gonna rock those pussy boy band ffreaks to Hell...

I have to be the sexy one. Which one is that? Spoony, can be my bit'ch.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I have to be the sexy one. Which one is that? Spoony, can be my bit'ch.

I'm the sexy one already. (guitarist)
You might beat me on sexiness.But I beat you on talent. And fashion sense.

You can be a groupie.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Doc Potato
I just noticed you're in the pussy boy band... 😆

Totally.. w00t