ok, ill continue mine
KMC gilrs and JOhnny succeed in ditching Orlando by shoving him into Victoria Secret.
Aka: what now?
CJL: You know, i've always wanted to see the Viper Room. Even though it's closed, it would be cool to see!
JOhnny: oh the memories!
Pirate Diva: Please can we go Johnny!!!???
IBD: Yeah!! Take us!! it would be so much fun!!
Chiki: you know, u think i could make money off a photo of the Viper Room if it had JOhnny's signature on it?
Bwa:YOU probably could. you could sell a piece of paper if Johnny touched it!
Chiki: i have a gift!
Hambah: i wish i had that gift....
Sailorleo: I bet if i tried, i could sell something!
iheartpocky: well, ANYWAY! can we go please?
Johnny: fine!
so they set off to find the Viper Room
lovethemtigers: so, do you wish you still owned your club, Johnny?
impy: stupid River Phoenix....
Pirate Diva, IBD, CJL: totally!
Misty: i mean, all because he goes and "blows" himself up and dies on the street! Not johnny's fault! he was just playing his sexxi little guitar!
Johnny:im guessing that blow was intended to be said after my movie?
Misty: yup!
IBD: johnny, i have a problem with that movie a bit.
Pirate Diva: WHAT!? Johnny was perfect in that movie!!
IBD: well, you just use the f-word a bit too much for my liking
Johnny: im sorry, talk to the director!
IBD: ill do just that!
Chiki: whatever!
Sailor: i think i see it! is that it Johnny?
Johnny: yup, thats it. Wow! havent been here in 4ever!
Diddly: ?????????????????
lovethemtigers: this is SO cool!! ive never been here before!
Gravitation: this is pretty cool! im impressed!
Misty: lets go inside!!!
Johnny: Oh....................my...................g*d. You've got to be kidding me!
all girls: what?
Johnny: look behind us!
*all look and see pansy boy running up behind them*
Orli: look guys!! I got some pink pumps! AND a cute little thon-
Johnny: TMI TMI!!
IBD: WTMI!!!!
Chiki: how did u find us?
Orli: you left a note that said "Were going to the Viper Room"!
*all look at Impy and Bwa*
Impy: What?! we thought that he should know where we went!
Hambah: what part of "ditch" dont you understand?!
Bwa: i though a ditch was a big hole in the ground....
Orli: me too! i thoughtthe note said u fell in a ditch or something...
Johnny: i have a better idea, how about we PUSH you in a ditch! All in favor say "Aye"
all but Orli say "Aye"
PIrate Diva: Now where's the nearest ditch......
Hey ho guys!! 😄 😄 😄
Thought i would give it another go on here....
I apologise if i am behind on the goings on in the dmc blooper thread...fic writing and everything else has made me lose track....so I shall keep it simple lol 🙂
** The whole gang are packed into a cinema screen. It's dark, and it is more than likely that Orli has brought his night light with him so he doesn't get scared....**
Bwa: oooh! This is the good bit!!!
Piratdiva ***Sat on Johnny's knee looking away at the bits she doesn't like in the film***
You've said that about EVERY bloody bit in the film!!!
Bwa: ***Munching on the popcorn she is stealing from IBD43's bucket***
I know...I'm just letting you know that I like all of it....
Orli: Your so irritating
CJL: Yeah...and you're a little ray of sunshine...
Orli: ***quivering behind his blanket that he brought with him to hide from the scary bits***
I don't see why you bothered to bring me to watch this film...you know I don't like scary movies!!!!
Diddly: Since when was 'Rugrats: the movie' a scary film?
Johnny: Dude...have you SEEN chucky?!
Sailor: ***From the back row***
Will you shut your wide open traps! Some of us are trying to have a makeout session in the back!
Norrie: ***Coming up for air***
Yeah...your spoiling our fun!!!
Orli: ***Looking over the back of his seat at them***
Let me know if you need some company!
Sailor: Don't make me hurt you!
Lovethemtigers: ***Turning to Johnny who is sitting next to her***
Do you mind if i have a sip of your cola?
Johnny: ***Suffocating as Piratediva's hair is in his face from where she is sitting on his knee***
Be my guest...I'm about to die from lack of air shortly anyway...take all you want...
Orli: Can I have some?
Johnny: No...I've told you your not allowed anymore toilet breaks until the interval...we all remember what happened when we went to see 'the rocky horror picture show'...
Orli: Technically that wasn't my fault...I told Chiki that I wasn't allowed to drink because i was likely to piss my pants...she practically forced the soda down my gullet....
***Suddenly an empty bucket of popcorn is thrown over Orlando's chair, and it lands on his head***
Orli: Who turned off the light?!
Chiki: So immature....
And for your information, I forced that drink down your throat because I had a bet that you would wet yourself BEFORE the first interval...a bet that i ended up losing, because you actually wet yourself before the bloody musical started!
Johnny: Yeah...I had a good day with money that day....
Piratediva:***Looking at chiki all confused***
Where the hell did you come from?
Chiki: I've been here the whole time...but i felt like being quiet for once.
bwa: makes a change...its usually your gob we hear before we actually see you...
Chiki: I love you, too.
Old lady at the opposite end of the theatre: Will you please be quiet! Some of us are trying to watch this film!
Misty: Don't get your knickers in a twist, you mad old cow! We're only making polite conversation!
Johnny: I hope you realise that we're not supposed to be making any conversation inside the theatre....
Old man sitting next to old woman: If you don't shut up,. i'll come over there and shut you up myself!
orli: Do as he says and we won't get hurt...
Piratediva: My grandmother could hit harder than him...and she's got no arms!
Iheartpoky: I can feel a massacre coming on....
Bwa: Will it involve maschettes and swords?
Johnny: Wow...your evilness knows no boundries, does it?
Iheart pokey: She prides herself on that fact...
Orli: We can use this popcorn bucket as a weapon!
Diddly: That has got to be one of the lamest ideas you have come up with...
Hambah: Yeah...that, and deciding to become an actor!!
***EVERYONE in the theatre starts laughing***
Orli: it's a good job I have no self respect anymore, or that remark would hurt...
***The door to the cinema suddenly opens, and a security guard walks through, looking in their direction***
Security guard: Who has been making all the noise?
***EVERYONE in the cinema goes quiet, looking at eachother, making a decision...then they all point in the one direction***
ALL: It was him!
***Orli looks around him casually...until he sees everyone pointing at him....***
Orli: oh no...
Johnny: Sorry mate, but your the runt of the litter...
Orli: no..its not that...
PirateDiva: Then what is it?
Orli:...I've missed my toilet break....
***Needless to say...everyone BUT Orli leaves the theatre in a hurry....***
yay!! 😄
hehehe
felt so good writing that! 😄
Misty: Wooo!!!
PirateDiva: Rum all around! *hic*
diddly: ?????*hic*????
Ivebeendepped: What a party animal!
T.Maria: *spank*
Johnny: Will you stop spanking me! I can barely feel my ass!
T. Maria: It's not me doing it! Is my hand 😛
*SPANK!*
Johnny: Stop it!
Orlando: Sorry that was me *giggle*
Keira: I'am so drunk that I could raise my shirt to show me boobies!
CaptainJacksLuv: Please, no one is interested in seeing those two dots on your chest.
Misty: I brought some handcuffs from my work.
PirateDiva: Oh! You're an officer?
Misty: Dominatrix.
Johnny: No, no more handcuffs and leather undies.
mmoviejunkie: Don't be silly!! You're not gonna wear leather undies.
Johnny: phew...
T. Maria: You'll be naked this time!
Johnny: Im not going to expose my ass with T. Maria's hand marks all over it from all the spanking.
T.Maria: I'm a proud spanker.
Bwa: Let's listen to the Pussys!
Ivebeendepped: It's Pussy Cat Dolls!
Orlando: I don't like the Pussys!
Keira: That's weird *hic* considering that you are one.
savvychick: I'm having such a great time! Nothing can ruin this party!
Chiki: Hey guys!
Dj stops
CaptainJacksLuv: You spoke too soon, savvy.
Chiki: Coolies a party! What are we celebrating?!
Misty: We WERE celebrating that you finally left.
PirateDiva: And that we don't have to listen to your keep the faith crap.
Ivebeendepped: Or your leave Will alone crap.
Orlando: Even I agree with that!
Johnny: Or you humping me at night!
Chiki: I was sleep walking!
Johnny: More like sleep humping.
LovelyOne appears out of nowhere, again
LovelyOne: Ted and Terry are fart asses!!!! laughs menancingly. You guys have a shity ending!!! I'm smarter than you!! I'm a film student!!
Dude: Do we have to chain you up with the stray Jacket again so you wont leave the mental hospital?drags LovelyOne away
LovelyOne: You can't do this to me!! I'am a film studies student!!!!
mmoviejunkie: that was oddly funny and sad...
Its funny on what bordome can do to ya 🙂