DMC Bloopers

Started by diddly153 pages

huh?

huh what? hes hott!

ok, ill continue mine

KMC gilrs and JOhnny succeed in ditching Orlando by shoving him into Victoria Secret.

Aka: what now?

CJL: You know, i've always wanted to see the Viper Room. Even though it's closed, it would be cool to see!

JOhnny: oh the memories!

Pirate Diva: Please can we go Johnny!!!???

IBD: Yeah!! Take us!! it would be so much fun!!

Chiki: you know, u think i could make money off a photo of the Viper Room if it had JOhnny's signature on it?

Bwa:YOU probably could. you could sell a piece of paper if Johnny touched it!

Chiki: i have a gift!

Hambah: i wish i had that gift....

Sailorleo: I bet if i tried, i could sell something!

iheartpocky: well, ANYWAY! can we go please?

Johnny: fine!

so they set off to find the Viper Room

lovethemtigers: so, do you wish you still owned your club, Johnny?

impy: stupid River Phoenix....

Pirate Diva, IBD, CJL: totally!

Misty: i mean, all because he goes and "blows" himself up and dies on the street! Not johnny's fault! he was just playing his sexxi little guitar!

Johnny:im guessing that blow was intended to be said after my movie?

Misty: yup!

IBD: johnny, i have a problem with that movie a bit.

Pirate Diva: WHAT!? Johnny was perfect in that movie!!

IBD: well, you just use the f-word a bit too much for my liking

Johnny: im sorry, talk to the director!

IBD: ill do just that!

Chiki: whatever!

Sailor: i think i see it! is that it Johnny?

Johnny: yup, thats it. Wow! havent been here in 4ever!

Diddly: ?????????????????

lovethemtigers: this is SO cool!! ive never been here before!

Gravitation: this is pretty cool! im impressed!

Misty: lets go inside!!!

Johnny: Oh....................my...................g*d. You've got to be kidding me!

all girls: what?

Johnny: look behind us!

*all look and see pansy boy running up behind them*

Orli: look guys!! I got some pink pumps! AND a cute little thon-

Johnny: TMI TMI!!

IBD: WTMI!!!!

Chiki: how did u find us?

Orli: you left a note that said "Were going to the Viper Room"!

*all look at Impy and Bwa*

Impy: What?! we thought that he should know where we went!

Hambah: what part of "ditch" dont you understand?!

Bwa: i though a ditch was a big hole in the ground....

Orli: me too! i thoughtthe note said u fell in a ditch or something...

Johnny: i have a better idea, how about we PUSH you in a ditch! All in favor say "Aye"

all but Orli say "Aye"

PIrate Diva: Now where's the nearest ditch......

Ooooo I Like it....LMAO LMAO 😆

although R.I.P River Phoenix 🙁

Anywhoo I Loved that RP...lol....very enjoyable!

I've actually seen the Viper room....i soooo wanna go inside! I had a friend who was a DJ there!

lol thanx. yeah, poor River. i feel so bad 4 Johnny, having that put on his shoulders and all. its not fair

ya no it's not! I love Johny!! 😍 he's gone through a lot...yet he still managed to turn out beautiful both inside and ouT!!

exactly!! he came out the most amazig person i could ever imagine. so serious. *does serious face*

lol that was cute!!

what was?

i still luv Johnny!

no ones posted anything on here!!!

i know!!

im back, miss me? i went on skool camp🙂

how was it?

Hey ho guys!! 😄 😄 😄

Thought i would give it another go on here....
I apologise if i am behind on the goings on in the dmc blooper thread...fic writing and everything else has made me lose track....so I shall keep it simple lol 🙂

** The whole gang are packed into a cinema screen. It's dark, and it is more than likely that Orli has brought his night light with him so he doesn't get scared....**

Bwa: oooh! This is the good bit!!!

Piratdiva ***Sat on Johnny's knee looking away at the bits she doesn't like in the film***
You've said that about EVERY bloody bit in the film!!!

Bwa: ***Munching on the popcorn she is stealing from IBD43's bucket***
I know...I'm just letting you know that I like all of it....

Orli: Your so irritating

CJL: Yeah...and you're a little ray of sunshine...

Orli: ***quivering behind his blanket that he brought with him to hide from the scary bits***
I don't see why you bothered to bring me to watch this film...you know I don't like scary movies!!!!

Diddly: Since when was 'Rugrats: the movie' a scary film?

Johnny: Dude...have you SEEN chucky?!

Sailor: ***From the back row***
Will you shut your wide open traps! Some of us are trying to have a makeout session in the back!

Norrie: ***Coming up for air***
Yeah...your spoiling our fun!!!

Orli: ***Looking over the back of his seat at them***
Let me know if you need some company!

Sailor: Don't make me hurt you!

Lovethemtigers: ***Turning to Johnny who is sitting next to her***
Do you mind if i have a sip of your cola?

Johnny: ***Suffocating as Piratediva's hair is in his face from where she is sitting on his knee***
Be my guest...I'm about to die from lack of air shortly anyway...take all you want...

Orli: Can I have some?

Johnny: No...I've told you your not allowed anymore toilet breaks until the interval...we all remember what happened when we went to see 'the rocky horror picture show'...

Orli: Technically that wasn't my fault...I told Chiki that I wasn't allowed to drink because i was likely to piss my pants...she practically forced the soda down my gullet....

***Suddenly an empty bucket of popcorn is thrown over Orlando's chair, and it lands on his head***

Orli: Who turned off the light?!

Chiki: So immature....
And for your information, I forced that drink down your throat because I had a bet that you would wet yourself BEFORE the first interval...a bet that i ended up losing, because you actually wet yourself before the bloody musical started!

Johnny: Yeah...I had a good day with money that day....

Piratediva:***Looking at chiki all confused***
Where the hell did you come from?

Chiki: I've been here the whole time...but i felt like being quiet for once.

bwa: makes a change...its usually your gob we hear before we actually see you...

Chiki: I love you, too.

Old lady at the opposite end of the theatre: Will you please be quiet! Some of us are trying to watch this film!

Misty: Don't get your knickers in a twist, you mad old cow! We're only making polite conversation!

Johnny: I hope you realise that we're not supposed to be making any conversation inside the theatre....

Old man sitting next to old woman: If you don't shut up,. i'll come over there and shut you up myself!

orli: Do as he says and we won't get hurt...

Piratediva: My grandmother could hit harder than him...and she's got no arms!

Iheartpoky: I can feel a massacre coming on....

Bwa: Will it involve maschettes and swords?

Johnny: Wow...your evilness knows no boundries, does it?

Iheart pokey: She prides herself on that fact...

Orli: We can use this popcorn bucket as a weapon!

Diddly: That has got to be one of the lamest ideas you have come up with...

Hambah: Yeah...that, and deciding to become an actor!!

***EVERYONE in the theatre starts laughing***

Orli: it's a good job I have no self respect anymore, or that remark would hurt...

***The door to the cinema suddenly opens, and a security guard walks through, looking in their direction***

Security guard: Who has been making all the noise?

***EVERYONE in the cinema goes quiet, looking at eachother, making a decision...then they all point in the one direction***

ALL: It was him!

***Orli looks around him casually...until he sees everyone pointing at him....***

Orli: oh no...

Johnny: Sorry mate, but your the runt of the litter...

Orli: no..its not that...

PirateDiva: Then what is it?

Orli:...I've missed my toilet break....

***Needless to say...everyone BUT Orli leaves the theatre in a hurry....***

yay!! 😄

hehehe

felt so good writing that! 😄

very good!!! 😄

THATS VERY GOOD!!! NEARLY DID PISSY🙂

IBD43 said "How was it?"

It was really good, besides the getting sunburnt part, i had to stay in bed during breakfast, that i couldnt move.

lol 🙂 i love the will jokes!

😂 Will jokes are great

Misty: Wooo!!!

PirateDiva: Rum all around! *hic*

diddly: ?????*hic*????

Ivebeendepped: What a party animal!

T.Maria: *spank*

Johnny: Will you stop spanking me! I can barely feel my ass!

T. Maria: It's not me doing it! Is my hand 😛

*SPANK!*

Johnny: Stop it!

Orlando: Sorry that was me *giggle*

Keira: I'am so drunk that I could raise my shirt to show me boobies!

CaptainJacksLuv: Please, no one is interested in seeing those two dots on your chest.

Misty: I brought some handcuffs from my work.

PirateDiva: Oh! You're an officer?

Misty: Dominatrix.

Johnny: No, no more handcuffs and leather undies.

mmoviejunkie: Don't be silly!! You're not gonna wear leather undies.

Johnny: phew...

T. Maria: You'll be naked this time!

Johnny: Im not going to expose my ass with T. Maria's hand marks all over it from all the spanking.

T.Maria: I'm a proud spanker.

Bwa: Let's listen to the Pussys!

Ivebeendepped: It's Pussy Cat Dolls!

Orlando: I don't like the Pussys!

Keira: That's weird *hic* considering that you are one.

savvychick: I'm having such a great time! Nothing can ruin this party!

Chiki: Hey guys!

Dj stops

CaptainJacksLuv: You spoke too soon, savvy.

Chiki: Coolies a party! What are we celebrating?!

Misty: We WERE celebrating that you finally left.

PirateDiva: And that we don't have to listen to your keep the faith crap.

Ivebeendepped: Or your leave Will alone crap.

Orlando: Even I agree with that!

Johnny: Or you humping me at night!

Chiki: I was sleep walking!

Johnny: More like sleep humping.

LovelyOne appears out of nowhere, again

LovelyOne: Ted and Terry are fart asses!!!! laughs menancingly. You guys have a shity ending!!! I'm smarter than you!! I'm a film student!!

Dude: Do we have to chain you up with the stray Jacket again so you wont leave the mental hospital?drags LovelyOne away

LovelyOne: You can't do this to me!! I'am a film studies student!!!!

mmoviejunkie: that was oddly funny and sad...

Its funny on what bordome can do to ya 🙂