Originally posted by T.Maria
Hey ho guys!! 😄 😄 😄Thought i would give it another go on here....
I apologise if i am behind on the goings on in the dmc blooper thread...fic writing and everything else has made me lose track....so I shall keep it simple lol 🙂[b]** The whole gang are packed into a cinema screen. It's dark, and it is more than likely that Orli has brought his night light with him so he doesn't get scared....**
Bwa: oooh! This is the good bit!!!
Piratdiva ***Sat on Johnny's knee looking away at the bits she doesn't like in the film***
You've said that about EVERY bloody bit in the film!!!Bwa: ***Munching on the popcorn she is stealing from IBD43's bucket***
I know...I'm just letting you know that I like all of it....Orli: Your so irritating
CJL: Yeah...and you're a little ray of sunshine...
Orli: ***quivering behind his blanket that he brought with him to hide from the scary bits***
I don't see why you bothered to bring me to watch this film...you know I don't like scary movies!!!!Diddly: Since when was 'Rugrats: the movie' a scary film?
Johnny: Dude...have you SEEN chucky?!
Sailor: ***From the back row***
Will you shut your wide open traps! Some of us are trying to have a makeout session in the back!Norrie: ***Coming up for air***
Yeah...your spoiling our fun!!!Orli: ***Looking over the back of his seat at them***
Let me know if you need some company!Sailor: Don't make me hurt you!
Lovethemtigers: ***Turning to Johnny who is sitting next to her***
Do you mind if i have a sip of your cola?Johnny: ***Suffocating as Piratediva's hair is in his face from where she is sitting on his knee***
Be my guest...I'm about to die from lack of air shortly anyway...take all you want...Orli: Can I have some?
Johnny: No...I've told you your not allowed anymore toilet breaks until the interval...we all remember what happened when we went to see 'the rocky horror picture show'...
Orli: Technically that wasn't my fault...I told Chiki that I wasn't allowed to drink because i was likely to piss my pants...she practically forced the soda down my gullet....
***Suddenly an empty bucket of popcorn is thrown over Orlando's chair, and it lands on his head***
Orli: Who turned off the light?!
Chiki: So immature....
And for your information, I forced that drink down your throat because I had a bet that you would wet yourself BEFORE the first interval...a bet that i ended up losing, because you actually wet yourself before the bloody musical started!Johnny: Yeah...I had a good day with money that day....
Piratediva:***Looking at chiki all confused***
Where the hell did you come from?Chiki: I've been here the whole time...but i felt like being quiet for once.
bwa: makes a change...its usually your gob we hear before we actually see you...
Chiki: I love you, too.
Old lady at the opposite end of the theatre: Will you please be quiet! Some of us are trying to watch this film!
Misty: Don't get your knickers in a twist, you mad old cow! We're only making polite conversation!
Johnny: I hope you realise that we're not supposed to be making any conversation inside the theatre....
Old man sitting next to old woman: If you don't shut up,. i'll come over there and shut you up myself!
orli: Do as he says and we won't get hurt...
Piratediva: My grandmother could hit harder than him...and she's got no arms!
Iheartpoky: I can feel a massacre coming on....
Bwa: Will it involve maschettes and swords?
Johnny: Wow...your evilness knows no boundries, does it?
Iheart pokey: She prides herself on that fact...
Orli: We can use this popcorn bucket as a weapon!
Diddly: That has got to be one of the lamest ideas you have come up with...
Hambah: Yeah...that, and deciding to become an actor!!
***EVERYONE in the theatre starts laughing***
Orli: it's a good job I have no self respect anymore, or that remark would hurt...
***The door to the cinema suddenly opens, and a security guard walks through, looking in their direction***
Security guard: Who has been making all the noise?
***EVERYONE in the cinema goes quiet, looking at eachother, making a decision...then they all point in the one direction***
ALL: It was him!
***Orli looks around him casually...until he sees everyone pointing at him....***
Orli: oh no...
Johnny: Sorry mate, but your the runt of the litter...
Orli: no..its not that...
PirateDiva: Then what is it?
Orli:...I've missed my toilet break....
***Needless to say...everyone BUT Orli leaves the theatre in a hurry....***
yay!! 😄
hehehe
felt so good writing that! 😄 [/B]
😆 😆 OMG THAt WAS hILARIOUS LMAOSHIHTB!!!!!
I Loved it!!!! 😄 😄