DMC Bloopers

Started by PirateDiva153 pages

Originally posted by T.Maria
Hey ho guys!! 😄 😄 😄

Thought i would give it another go on here....
I apologise if i am behind on the goings on in the dmc blooper thread...fic writing and everything else has made me lose track....so I shall keep it simple lol 🙂

[b]** The whole gang are packed into a cinema screen. It's dark, and it is more than likely that Orli has brought his night light with him so he doesn't get scared....**

Bwa: oooh! This is the good bit!!!

Piratdiva ***Sat on Johnny's knee looking away at the bits she doesn't like in the film***
You've said that about EVERY bloody bit in the film!!!

Bwa: ***Munching on the popcorn she is stealing from IBD43's bucket***
I know...I'm just letting you know that I like all of it....

Orli: Your so irritating

CJL: Yeah...and you're a little ray of sunshine...

Orli: ***quivering behind his blanket that he brought with him to hide from the scary bits***
I don't see why you bothered to bring me to watch this film...you know I don't like scary movies!!!!

Diddly: Since when was 'Rugrats: the movie' a scary film?

Johnny: Dude...have you SEEN chucky?!

Sailor: ***From the back row***
Will you shut your wide open traps! Some of us are trying to have a makeout session in the back!

Norrie: ***Coming up for air***
Yeah...your spoiling our fun!!!

Orli: ***Looking over the back of his seat at them***
Let me know if you need some company!

Sailor: Don't make me hurt you!

Lovethemtigers: ***Turning to Johnny who is sitting next to her***
Do you mind if i have a sip of your cola?

Johnny: ***Suffocating as Piratediva's hair is in his face from where she is sitting on his knee***
Be my guest...I'm about to die from lack of air shortly anyway...take all you want...

Orli: Can I have some?

Johnny: No...I've told you your not allowed anymore toilet breaks until the interval...we all remember what happened when we went to see 'the rocky horror picture show'...

Orli: Technically that wasn't my fault...I told Chiki that I wasn't allowed to drink because i was likely to piss my pants...she practically forced the soda down my gullet....

***Suddenly an empty bucket of popcorn is thrown over Orlando's chair, and it lands on his head***

Orli: Who turned off the light?!

Chiki: So immature....
And for your information, I forced that drink down your throat because I had a bet that you would wet yourself BEFORE the first interval...a bet that i ended up losing, because you actually wet yourself before the bloody musical started!

Johnny: Yeah...I had a good day with money that day....

Piratediva:***Looking at chiki all confused***
Where the hell did you come from?

Chiki: I've been here the whole time...but i felt like being quiet for once.

bwa: makes a change...its usually your gob we hear before we actually see you...

Chiki: I love you, too.

Old lady at the opposite end of the theatre: Will you please be quiet! Some of us are trying to watch this film!

Misty: Don't get your knickers in a twist, you mad old cow! We're only making polite conversation!

Johnny: I hope you realise that we're not supposed to be making any conversation inside the theatre....

Old man sitting next to old woman: If you don't shut up,. i'll come over there and shut you up myself!

orli: Do as he says and we won't get hurt...

Piratediva: My grandmother could hit harder than him...and she's got no arms!

Iheartpoky: I can feel a massacre coming on....

Bwa: Will it involve maschettes and swords?

Johnny: Wow...your evilness knows no boundries, does it?

Iheart pokey: She prides herself on that fact...

Orli: We can use this popcorn bucket as a weapon!

Diddly: That has got to be one of the lamest ideas you have come up with...

Hambah: Yeah...that, and deciding to become an actor!!

***EVERYONE in the theatre starts laughing***

Orli: it's a good job I have no self respect anymore, or that remark would hurt...

***The door to the cinema suddenly opens, and a security guard walks through, looking in their direction***

Security guard: Who has been making all the noise?

***EVERYONE in the cinema goes quiet, looking at eachother, making a decision...then they all point in the one direction***

ALL: It was him!

***Orli looks around him casually...until he sees everyone pointing at him....***

Orli: oh no...

Johnny: Sorry mate, but your the runt of the litter...

Orli: no..its not that...

PirateDiva: Then what is it?

Orli:...I've missed my toilet break....

***Needless to say...everyone BUT Orli leaves the theatre in a hurry....***

yay!! 😄

hehehe

felt so good writing that! 😄 [/B]

😆 😆 OMG THAt WAS hILARIOUS LMAOSHIHTB!!!!!

I Loved it!!!! 😄 😄

I did mine just now. T Maria kicks ass 😄

Well lets see it!!!!

🙁 i never got my Birthday RP?

I dunno....I'm not good at them no more.

I posted one just now after maria. But..not the same.

Well, it's done. I just need to edit.

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
[b]Misty: Wooo!!!

PirateDiva: Rum all around! *hic*

diddly: ?????*hic*????

Ivebeendepped: What a party animal!

T.Maria: *spank*

Johnny: Will you stop spanking me! I can barely feel my ass!

T. Maria: It's not me doing it! Is my hand 😛

*SPANK!*

Johnny: Stop it!

Orlando: Sorry that was me *giggle*

Keira: I'am so drunk that I could raise my shirt to show me boobies!

CaptainJacksLuv: Please, no one is interested in seeing those two dots on your chest.

Misty: I brought some handcuffs from my work.

PirateDiva: Oh! You're an officer?

Misty: Dominatrix.

Johnny: No, no more handcuffs and leather undies.

mmoviejunkie: Don't be silly!! You're not gonna wear leather undies.

Johnny: phew...

T. Maria: You'll be naked this time!

Johnny: Im not going to expose my ass with T. Maria's hand marks all over it from all the spanking.

T.Maria: I'm a proud spanker.

Bwa: Let's listen to the Pussys!

Ivebeendepped: It's Pussy Cat Dolls!

Orlando: I don't like the Pussys!

Keira: That's weird *hic* considering that you are one.

savvychick: I'm having such a great time! Nothing can ruin this party!

Chiki: Hey guys!

Dj stops

CaptainJacksLuv: You spoke too soon, savvy.

Chiki: Coolies a party! What are we celebrating?!

Misty: We WERE celebrating that you finally left.

PirateDiva: And that we don't have to listen to your keep the faith crap.

Ivebeendepped: Or your leave Will alone crap.

Orlando: Even I agree with that!

Johnny: Or you humping me at night!

Chiki: I was sleep walking!

Johnny: More like sleep humping.

LovelyOne appears out of nowhere, again

LovelyOne: Ted and Terry are fart asses!!!! laughs menancingly. You guys have a shity ending!!! I'm smarter than you!! I'm a film student!!

Dude: Do we have to chain you up with the stray Jacket again so you wont leave the mental hospital?drags LovelyOne away

LovelyOne: You can't do this to me!! I'am a film studies student!!!!

mmoviejunkie: that was oddly funny and sad...

Its funny on what bordome can do to ya 🙂 [/B]

LMAO Lmao Lmao....OMG i so hadnt even noticed u posted this RP....lol LOL LOL!! Ahhhhhhhh thta was funny...lol 😆 More More More....i know u have More...lol!

Ha Ha T. Maria ur on line thought u could get away...Haha...lol...NOPE i think we need another Blooper 😈

yes yes i know u hate my stinken guts...lmao!

***Orli is standing at the edge of a cliff***

Orli: Goodbye cruel world!

Chiki: Of for f**k sakes, just jump already!

Orli: ...And here i was thinking i was liked...

Bwa: Exactly...you THOUGHT you were liked...

PirateDiva: Oh what a stupid mistake to make!

Johnny: Go on Orli..I'll give you £10 in english money if you jump...

Misty: hell...I'll even give you a hand and push you...

IHeartPoky: Now thats what I call morale support...

Orli: Sod you all...your going to hell!

Chiki: Well then, you had better save me a seat!!

Keira: Why is he standing on the edge of a cliff anyway?

Sailor: Because Norrie told him that if he looked close enough, he could see the Eiffel tower...

Piatediva:...even though we're in Africa?

***WHAT THE HELL IS EVERYONE DOING IN AFRICA?!***

Sailor: **Looking upto the sky**
Hey...Maria...could you kindly tell us why we're all in Africa?

Norrie: Yeah...cause i haven't had my malaria shots, and If i die then its all your fault!

Orli: What About me?! I'm allergic to everything out here!

Bwa: Then die quietly...

Piratediva: Have we been sent on a quest, Maria?

Johnny: me thinks she has put us here to punish us...

IBD43: Why would she want to punish us?

CJL: Because we've been baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad bunnies!

Orli: AHHHH! BUNNIES!!!!!

T.Maria: Actually...I dont know why your here...i just thought it would make a change...

Sailor: oh..well thats perfectly alright then...

Keira: is it?

Sailor: Did you not hear the sarcasm?

Norrie: It falls on deaf ears with her...shes blond you see, she hasn't got a brain between her ears...

T.Maria: hey! Watch it...Im blond...

Johnny: Well no offence love, but your not a full shilling either...you make Bwa and Chiki look like business executives...

Bwa: I take great offence to that...everyone knows i look like a circus freak...

Misty: And people say i'm disturbed...

Orli: HEY! Can we have the attention back on me, please? I was about to kill myself, remember?

Johnny: But if you kill yourself, who else will we have to take the piss out of?

Bwa: Id say Chiki, but she has a nasty temperament...you never know when she's going to bite back at you.

Orli: oh...I get it...you dont want me to kill myself because you DO actually love me..your just hiding your feelings because you think its not macho to love a man as a friend...

Johnny: nope...I just really love taking the piss out of you.

Piratediva: I second that.

Chiki: Mee toooo!!!

Bwa: What?

Misty: I dunno...I think we're all agreeing to disagree...

T.Maria: Chimps.....I'm working with chimps here, people!!!

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

ROTFLSHIHTB!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!! 😆

Africa! Now thats the Power of RP's we get to travel!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO!!! Oh Dear Lord that was Hilarious!!

I Loved it T. Maria...More More More!! 😄 😆

OH YAAAAAAY!!!! T.Maria you're back with more RPs. LOL LOL LOL you never loose your touch. That was awesome.

Chiki you should write more! LURVE IT!!! I'm laughing so loud now causse I read your RPs' back to back and now everyone is looking at me all wierd again.

hey, i was just watching "The Suite Life of Zach and Cosy" and jessie macartney is on it, and zach was talkin bout "sold this girl outside a tissue he spat his gum out in" and i thought straight away..."CHIKI!!!!!"

LMAO!!! Ya he was a Mini Mina!! LOL

Im so confused by the story lol Who is zach and cosy?

actually Zack and Cody. its a Disney Channel show http://psc.disney.go.com/disneychannel/suitelife/index.html

^^lol...ya Jesse McCartney or whatever quest stared on the show and one of the twins was selling everything he used to the fans outside....lol...and it just reminded me (us) of u and the RP's selling all of Johnny's stuff on Ebay!! LOL

put me in

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
actually Zack and Cody. its a Disney Channel show http://psc.disney.go.com/disneychannel/suitelife/index.html

yeh, sorry, i was in a hurry

Jesse McCartney was in Puerto Rico....

And Paris Hilton is now in PR. She's in a hotel nearby.

im so sorry.

lets hope a relatively strong gust of wind blows her away for you, Chiki 😄

more than a strong gust of wind, i beg