***All of the gang are standing in a nightclub...many of them are underage (including Orli, in the head, but when you've got friends like Johnny Depp to get you into a club, who needs enemies??***
Piratediva: *A pint of lager in her hands, looking slightly bladdered*
Hey.....Has anyone seen any celebrities in here??
Bwah: I saw Paris Hilton...
Sailor: She said celebrities...
***Crazychic is out on the dancefloor with Orli, strutting there stuff to 'pretty fly for a whit guy'***
Crazychic: Your such a good dancer!
Orli: Well, they don't call me twinkle toes for nothing, you know!
Johnny: *Waltzing around the couple with tee_pirategirl*[/b]
No, we call you twinkle toes because of the stupid nail polish you use!
Crazychic: Eww...you use nail polish?
Orli: [i]*Shaking his tush to the music*
What can I say? I'm high maintenance, baby!
Tee_Pirategirl : *Turning the waltz into the mambo with Mr.Depp*
And where the hell did you learn your crazy dance moves from?
Johnny: I am a man of many talents...
Piratediva: That, you are...
***Piratediva sidesteps Tee_pirategirl and takes her place in Johnny's arms, carrying on the dance from where Tee-Pirategirl was 'accidentally' knocked over...***
Johnny: Oh...its you, again.
Piratediva: You'd better believe it, schnookums!
Johnny: Where's chiki? I've got a handkerchief with my sweat bead on, in my pocket...thought she might like to sell it.
***Chiki appears from nowhere, doing the tango with an anonymous dancer. She snatches the handkerchief from his pocket and dances off in the opposite direction***
Chiki: This will give me a pretty penny....
Johnny: Hey! Shouldn't I get atleast 50% of the profit, considering i'm the one who has perspired in order for you to sell that bloody thing?
Chiki: What? And ruine my business?? Are you mad?
Bwa: Do you know what the second sign of madness is?
Chiki: *Looking at her curiously, seeing the blue colours cocktail in her hand*
No...but I suppose your going to bore the arse off my by telling me...
Bwa: It's hairy palms...
Chiki: Delightful...
Bwa: Do you know what the first sign of madness is?
Chiki: *Sighing in defeat*
Go on...I can tell your just dying to tell me...
Bwa: *shrugging casually*
Looking for them...
***Over on the dancefloor, Orli is looking at his palms curiously***
Johnny: orli is acting all weird...
Piratediva: Since when is orli not acting weird?
***Johnny looks over to see Sailor and norrie doing the 'dirty dancing' dance...***
God, they really need to get a room...
Tee_pirategirl: *Bumping into piratediva and knocking her out of the way, taking her place in johnny's arms again*
They have a room...they just don't like using it.
***Orli is now doing the funky chicken, and is urging crazychic to join in***
Crazychic: Dont you find it a little embarrassing to dance like this?
Orli: No, not really. All of my embarrassment went out of the window when I woke up one morning next to Ryan seacrest...now THAT was a sticky situation....
Crazychic: You know...I think I might go and dance over by IBD43 and Lovethemtigers....
***Said board members were currently oggling at the sight of their OTHER idol; Kevin federline***
IBD43: I wonder if his sweat smells like cologne?
Lovethemtigers: I bet he smells absolutely devine...
IBD43: Should we follow him?
Lovethemtigers: What? As in stalk him?
IBD43: I prefer the term 'investigate'...its sounds nicer than 'stalk'...
Lovethemtigers: And what if he catches us?
IBD43: We'll just say we're his biggest fans....
Lovethemtigers: We're his ONLY fans...
***Piratediva has had enough, and walks over to where johnny and tee_pirategirl are dancing***
Piratediva: Can I have my beloved back, please?
Johnny: Certainly, she's all yours.
Piratediva: *Glaring at johnny*
I was talking about YOU!
tee_pirategirl: Lets not fight...lets solve this rationally....
***Johnny, seeing both girls squaring up to eachother to get a piece of him, suddenly gets an idea...***
Johnny: Did I mention I'm gay?
***Both girls look at him with shock and awe on their faces...***
Johnny: And if you'll belive that, you'll believe that Orli is actually going to pull tonight!
***Everyone looks over to Orli....WHO IS IN A FULL LIPLOCK WITH CRAZYCHIC!!!!!***
Johnny:...and here i was thinking that there would be a better chance of pigs flying out of my arse...
Originally posted by T.Maria*chokes and hacks on Dr.Pepper* WHAT?! Kevin Federline isnt even worth mentioning. I prefer to stick with Johnny and ONLY Johnny. Ill stalk him, sure. but only to kill him at the opportune moment. yet i found this actually rather funny....
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[b]***Said board members were currently oggling at the sight of their OTHER idol; Kevin federline***IBD43: I wonder if his sweat smells like cologne?
Lovethemtigers: I bet he smells absolutely devine...
IBD43: Should we follow him?
Lovethemtigers: What? As in stalk him?
IBD43: I prefer the term 'investigate'...its sounds nicer than 'stalk'...
Lovethemtigers: And what if he catches us?
IBD43: We'll just say we're his biggest fans....
Lovethemtigers: We're his ONLY fans...
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