lmfao!!
ok,ima start a new one
KMC girls, Orli, and Johnny are sitting in Johnny's back yard when all of a sudden, a number of paparrazzi jump out from behind a big plant
Johnny:WTF?!
PirateDiva:How the h*ll did you get in here?
*flashes go off*
pap. 1: oo! Looks like johnny's got a new little girlfriend!
Pirate:yup! thats right!
Chiki: shut your a$$ up Pirate Diva!
IBD: yeah! everyone knows its ME!
bwa:actually,i think it's Vanessa that Johnny loves
Impy: i thought it was Kate Moss...
IHP: thought it was Winona Ryder....
CJL: oh.......................my..........................g*d people. get a clue, please!!
Orlli: I thought it was Christina Ricci....
Piratediva: Orli, YOU dated Christina Ricci, not Johnny! Although I have no idea in h*ll why she would.
Pirate179: I heard she went into rehab after dating Orli
Johnny;BACK TO THE POINT! GET OFF MY F*KIN PROPERTY, D*MMIT!!
Pap. 2: No can do! *flashes continue*
Orli: Johnny's scaring me....
Chiki: stuffed moose's scare you tinkle toes!
Hambah: in any event, GET OFF JOHNNY'S PROPERTY!!
CJL: or we'll call the cops!
Johnny:for get the d*mn cops! Does anyone have a golf club on them?
Bwa: I DO!! *pulls a golf club out from her pocket*
*all look at bwa*
Bwa: what? I always carry a spare golf club....
*Johnny grabs the golf club and walks toward the paparazzi with club in an upswing*
Johnny: alright, so ill ask you one more time calmly and politely, GET THE F*CK OFF MY D*MN PROPERTY YOU B@$T@RD $HIT-BAGS!
*all pap. stare at Johnny for a couple seconds frozen, then all start running toward Johnny's gate. Johnny takes the opportunity to chuck the golf club at one of the pap, where the club hits him on his lower leg, and he falls, but quickly gets back up*
IBD: and stay off you a$$faces!!
*they hear the gate clang shut*
pirate179: that was exhilarating!!
Orli: Johnny has a dirty mouth....
Johnny: Shut up, prissy son of a b*tch
Orli: SEE!!!
Chiki: g*d shut up! he's in a pissy mood! what do you expect?!
Hambah; how did they get here anyway?
Sailor: no clue. but I dont think they'll come back any time soon...
Johnny: they sure as h*ll better not! But if they do, next time i'll use orlando to throw instead of the club.
CJL: just be lucky you didnt get arrested! yet..........
PirateDiva: they BETTER not take my Johnny away!
IBD: *gives violent forced cough*
PIrate: dont hate me because were in love!
IBD: oh trust me, i have a million other reasons to hate you. but i can share them in front of overactive bladder man over there....*points to Orli*
***Outiside in the corridor, the girls have gotten so bored that they are now playing chequers with eachother***
bwa: I'm bored...
CJL: Does anyone know how to actually play this stupid game?
IBD43: I just move the pieces around the board until someone says ive won...it works for me...
iheartpoky: *Looking to her left and finding two abandoned wheelchairs...*
Hey guys? ...whose up for a race?
MEANWHILE...
Norrie: why didnt you tell me!
Sailor: How was i supposed to know!
norrie: Didnt the doctors tell you!!
Sailor: They told me that both heartbeats were normal!...I just assumed that the other heartbeat was mine...
Norrie:...God, love her...
Sailor: ITS HURTING AGAIN!!
Norrie: Piratediva, come and take Sailor's hand!
Piratediva: Over my dead body!
***Norrie looks at Johnny***
Johnny: And ill be using orlando's dead body as a shield!
Sailor: ITS COMING! I CAN FEEL IT!!!!
Chiki: Breath!
Sailor: YOU BREATH!
Chiki: I am!
Sailor: THEN DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Chiki: *Looking at Norrie*
How the hell do you put up with her?
Norrie: I don't...I just nod and pretend that im listening...
sailor: I NEED GAS! GIVE ME GAS!
Johnny: To hell with her, give Me the gas!
piratediva: I thought you were off the drugs?
Johnny: Lady, in these situations you need to do anything to stop your brain from exploding...
sailor: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Chiki: Ok! Just don't kick me like you did with orlando!
Sailor: You know that was on purpose!
***Chiki closes her eyes and waits for Sailor to push...***
Piratediva: I CAN SEE IT! ITS ALMOST OUT!
***Orli decides to regain consciousness around this time, and sits himself up on the floor.
Chiki momentarily looks down at him, and then kicks him soundly in the head again with her foot...they didn't need idiots in the delivery room...***
Norrie: IF you do this now, i will love you for the rest of your life!
sailor: My life? Why not your life?
Norrie: Well, i dont know how long your going to live for, do i?
Sailor: oh, go to hell -AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
***Chiki emerges from below Sailor...holding another bundle of joy...***
Norrie: Awwww, look! Its another boy!!!
Sailor: um..isnt that the ambilical chord?
Norrie: oh...I was gonna say..he has a pretty big one on him!
Sailor: Don't be so crude...
Johnny:Its not crude...its called being proud.
Chiki: Its a little girl!!!
Sailor: So...whats your tradition when it comes to girls names? ...do you name them after your second cousin or something?
Norrie: no...much worse.
Piratediva: How so?
Norrie: We name them after our mothers...
***It is a few hours later, and all of the gang are let into see Sailor, norrie and the babies***
Sailor: I've got to ask...why are Bwa and Iheartpoky in wheelchairs?
CJL: Because they had a wheelchair race...and then rolled theirselves out of the hospital and right out into the main road...
siriuswriter: Suffice to say...they are injury prone...
Tee_pirategirl: *Looking over at johnny and piratediva*
I take it that you two had a nice time in here, snuggling up like a pair of romping rabbits...
Johnny: Yeah...you try romping in a delivery room, and then come back and tell me whether you had fun or not...
Crazychi: *Continuing to bandage Orli's head, and put a patch over his eye*
Orli has been through the mill today...hes been such a little soldier!
Norrie: You do realise that if the hospital find out about this, then you could be fined...ALOT of money...
Chiki: I'll tell them that orli made me do it...
Orli: But We did deliver the babies safely...
Chiki: What do you mean, WE?! I delivered them safely! YOU spent the entire time molding with the floor!
Orli: Every little helps...
akaamber: I've got to ask though...What was with the names?
orli: I'm honoured that you chose to name your baby after me...
Sailor: We didn't chose to...tradition did...
CJL: But...the girls name...I mean...isnt it a bit...well...you know...old?
Norrie: yep..but so is my mum...
***All of the gang huddle around Sailor, Norrie and the twins...***
Sailor: Say hello to Orlando-trevor-henry-loyd Norrington, and his sister Ethel-may-juniper Leo
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
(PS - feel free to change the names... i just couldn't think of any lol!)
Originally posted by T.Maria
what what what?? (chiki hehe)you still have rps ??? am i reading you right?? 🙂
if u r then post em!!!
as you can tell i do not edit mine..i probably should, but im too busy typing and posting straight away lol 🙂)
I could once you're finnished. I think it's rude of me invading here with an rp while you're still working on yours.