Originally posted by Chiki Mina
Keira: Look who decided to show up [B]AFTER ALMOST 3 WEEKS WITH OUT CONTINUING THE STORY!!Dont raise your tone at me you dog piss!! T. Maria was posting an awesome rp and I was not about to interrupt it untill she was done.
Naomi: You know how long Ive been standing here?! Without a shower! My hair is infested with crows!!
Jack: You know how long we all have been standing here smelling worse than Naomi!
Ted: you know how long we were here tied up to this chair!? I cant feel my ass! I cant even feel my balls!
Terry: too much information Ted!!
Orlando: I wish I could feel mine...
Johnny: Dont you mean you wish you had some..?
Orlando: You can be so cruel!! *Runs into a corner and sucks his thumb*
Keira: I hate this RP!! I like T. Maria's better!
Im the one who made this story!! So you're gonna have to suck it up!
Jack: Its boring!! I want Ichy!!
Who?!
Keira: Yea Ichy the sheep!!! He's so cool!!
Terry: Oh Ichy is such a great actor..Im such a fan.
Orlando: I wanna pet Ichy!
Johnny: He even looks as pretty as me..I said As pretty Not Prettier.
There will be no sheep in this story. Negative!!
Ted/Terry/Keira/Johnny/Orlando/Jack: WE WANT ICHY! WE WANT ICHY!!
Ok Ok maybe in the next scene..first Ill have to ask its owner, Bwa
**Meanwhile, Tom Hollander aka Lord Cutler Beckett aka Bucket Head walks in into the room looking for Ted/Terry**
Tom: What the-
Terry: Tom!! Ok first this is exactly what it looks like and second would you get us out of here now that Naomi is too busy fighting with the crows in her hair.
Naomi: *talking to the crows* 6 months!! 6 months!! If you dont start paying rent Im gonna have to kick you out of my messed up, lice infested, unwashed hair!*Crows attack Naomi* AA!! Get off of me!!**Runs into a wall
Tom:...ok...I have been waiting for you ppl over 3 weeks! What the hell have you guys been doing all this time!?
Keira: Dont ask us ask the mediocre author..
Orlando: she kept us waiting here for 3 weeks!! And I missed the new serious of "The House of Carters"!
First of all its not my fault Orlando that you helplessly queer. And Second you all are gonna sit tight untill this story is finnish!
Johnny:...You suck...I love you too johnny *sighs*
Johnny: no really..you suck..
Will Ted/Terry ever be finish writing the script?!
Will Naomi ever come back into concious again?!
Does Tom have complaints too?!Will the author be able to calle Bwa to see if Ichy can be in the next scene?!
Is the author trying to copy T. Marias story!?
Iam not!!..well maybe a littleSTAY TUNED!! [/B]
Last time we saw our heroes, our kmc girls were planning a way to get lovelyone out of jail-
Wait, wait, wait… you are confusing the story here this is my story, Chiki Mina’s.
You mean… this isn’t T. Maria’s story?
No she finished hers, now im continuing with my story
You call this rp a story?! I like T. Maria’s story… hers had a sheep named Ichy!
Enough!!
Right… On to this shitty story! Last time we see Ted/Terry still tied to their chairs. Naomi unconscious, Tom in the room…um..you know what I got an idea how about u lazy wieners read the recent post of the story I aint doing zit
Grrrr on with the story
Keira: O so you decided to come back? You kept us waiting for another 4 hours!!
I accidentally erased the story ok…
Jack: Puerto Ricans…
Orlando: and wheres Ichy the sheep!?
I dunno! I cant reach Bwa
Jack: Johnny is right…you really do suck
Iam not gonna stand this!!
Johnny: shut up you mediocre author.
I love you Johnny!
Tom: People I still don’t know what the hell is going on around here!
Ted: Well see these assholes decided to tie us up so the fans could have a proper liz/jack ending.
Tom: that’s it?! That’s why they tied you up?! Shame on you guys…shame, shame, shame on all of you how could you..
Terry: Thanks Tom. I agree..
Tom: How could you guys not tell me about this sooner! For shame! I have a few complaints myself!
Terry… I agree that you all are helpless psychos…
Ted: dear God…
Tom: Ok first of all…my wig is too tight!! And second I don’t like the mark jack sparrow left on me!
Johnny: *chuckles* I thought that was funny.
Tom: marking my chest saying “Jack was here, he’s the pimp. Beckett is queer, he’s a wimp” is not FUNNY!!
**All Laugh**
Tom: JERKS!!*Runs towards the door and trips over an unconscious Naomi*
Johnny: anyone care to move their bodies…
*All*nah.
Ted: Man, this story is BORING!!
Orlando: I think its fun!!
Ted: WHAT!! You think sitting on this chair tied up in 3 weeks and 6 hours is fun!?
Orlando: well sure! As long as its not me tied up.
Ted: GRRR!!*Ted jumps on Orlando with him still tied to his chair
Jack: awesome!! A fight!
Orlando: Eeeeek!! Im too beautiful to die!!
Geoffry Rsuh walks in to see Ted on Orlando
Geoffry: Dear Lord…uh um please continue on eer what you guys were doing
Shuts door
Geoffry: Orlando needs to stop watching ‘Broke Back Mountain”…
Orlando: Screams like a gurl eeeek you scratched my face!
Keira: enough!! Save it for the author does not want Ichy to be in this story!!
I didn’t say that! I just cant seem to locate its owner Bwa
Jack: Puerto Ricans…cant do anything right.
Oh yea!! Have you ever pissed a Puerto Rican and lived to tell about it!?
Terry: We just want to get this over and done with!!
Johnny: fine fine we just want a happy ending for jack/liz!! Is it so hard?!
Terry: actually…yes…
Keira: Wha…?? WHY?
Ted: there are these…people, in this forum.
Terry: they are not what you think they are.
Johnny: Who the hell are we talking about?!
Ted/Terry: *Gulp..KTTC
scary music piano
Who are the KTTC?? Will the mediocre author finally call Bwa to get Ichy into the scene? Will Naomi and Tom ever will wake up?! How long will Ted/Terry be tied in teir chair of torture?! Seriously Mina how long?
When im good and ready…
*sigh* they don’t pay me for this…
STAY TUNED!!
Johnny: Did I mention he's in love?
(Davy waits)
Johnny: With a girl?
(Davy just laughs)
Johnny: Why's that funny, mate?
Davy: You had me thinking it was going to go in a WHOLE different direction! I mean, lovely soprano?
Johnny: Teasers, teasers.
Davy: Yeah, well, I can't continue the scene now.
(Johnny laughs)