ok T.Maria and i are gonna start a halloween story...here's the beggining written by T.Maria
The gang are back! ...and unfortunately so is Bwa ha ha... with the help of Orlando's coincidently missing wallet, the girls have managed to turn an old abandoned mansion into a halloween house for a night!
EvilMonki3: But I wanted to come as little bo Peep!
Bwa: Tough...Ichy is MY sheep...which reminds me...I've lost him!
ivebeendeppened: Orli looks really good as barbie-in-drag!
Orli: ....No one told me is was fancy dress...
Sailor and Norrie suddenly burst through the door, Guns and arrows a-blazin'!!!!
PirateDiva: *Looks at Johnny*
Cowboys and indians...why didnt WE think of that?!
Johnny: Excuse me, but I wasn't the one that suggested THESE costumes!
mmoviejunkie: Whoa...even green tights can't make you look any less sexier!!
Johnny: What can i say...my sexual magnetism is through the roof...
Orli: *Running up to Johnny*
Make them stop! The girls calling me Pamela Anderson!
Johnny: Thats a compliment for you!
orli: *Running off crying*
I'm going to change into something that doesnt make my ass look so huge!
Mmoviejunkie: Well theres impossible for you....
Norrie:*Dressed as an indian*
Me Big Chief RunningBull. Make Big Fire with sticks.
Sailor: Hes so sexy when he talks in short sentences...
PirateDiva: Does he ever talk in any other way?
Johnny: *Bowing at Norrie*
Me Big chief wig-wam-bam. Me make fire with boom-boom sticks.
Norrie: *Glaring at Johnny*
Chief RunningBull no Like boom-boom sticks. Chief RunningBull Don't like Chief Wig-wam-bams attitude!
Johnny: *Glaring Back*
Cheif Wig-wam-bam don't like Chief Running...whatevers tone of voice. Chief Wig-wam-bam piss on your bonfire.
Norrie: Hey! no fair!
Sailor: *Rolling her eyes*
Men....
Orli comes down the stairs of the spooky mansion...everyone looks at him in awe as he has transformed into-
ivebeendeppened: I know my Jack sparrow! And you mate, are NO jack sparrow!!
Johnny: You've gotta let the boy dream...
Orli:I think i look sophisticated-
Johnny: Jack is not sophisticated...
Keira: *Dressed as a pumpkin*
Jack is sophisticated in a non-sophisticated way...
Johnny: Exactly...*looks at keira confused*....eh????
Keira: Dont worry the girls know what i'm talking about.
Girls: A-MEN TO THAT!
Sailor: Come on, lets get on with it....whose going to tell the first horror story?!!
well that was T.Maria...this is me....
Keira: I’ll go...*she claps her hands* Lights please! *lights go out* Thank you.
T. Maria’s Voice: You’re welcome!
Chiki Mina: Now THAT’S creepy
T.Maria: Bite me!
Chiki Mina: Blow me!
T.Maria: You wish!
Pirate Diva: Are you fighting with the creator?
Chiki Mina: She started it!
T.Maria: I did not!
Chiki Mina: Did too-
Keira: Guys stop it! Don’t make me start ranting about my boobs *every one shudders in unison* I thought so, I have to warn you this is pretty scary, especially for LovelyOne…
LovelyOne: Oh please, I don’t get scared I rationalize! There isn’t any thing I can’t figure out….
Keira: Right any ways, this story takes place in the near future, the At Worlds End premiere to be precise.
Pirate Diva: Oh, Johnny this is gonna be scary, hold me, *Orlando dresses as Jack tries holding her, she pushes him over* NOT YOU, YOU IDIOT!
Orli: Sorry Ma’am
Keira: *impatient* …Did you know that in the American version of the King Arth-
All: NO! STOP!
Keira: THAN DON’T INTTURUPT ME WHEN I’M TALKING! *pulls out flashlight and flashes it on her face* The movie was going just as planned, answers were being given for the questions that were created. The Jack and Elizabeth chemistry was smokin’ *LovelyOne under her breathe says: DUR!* The movie was about to end on a passionate kiss between the two when Jack suddenly says, Elizabeth I’m gay. *gasps from everyone* Elizabeth than says in turn: Thank God, because I still love Will *Blasphemy shouts Mmoviejunkie* Just then she runs up to Will, kisses him and says, Will I’m Pregnant! *NO is shouted by every one and Keira laughs evilly…She looks around to see everyone is shaking, sailorleo is hiding on Norrington and Loveylone is passed out in her sleep she mutters: no, it can’t be, not possible, I thoroughly ripped POTC to shreds*
Norrie: Poor LovelyOne, she ranting in her sleep.
Johnny: Well someone ought to wake her up, who’s gonna continue with their horror story?