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Will Turner, R.I.P.?
Truth and rumors about Pirates 4.
by Stax
October 11, 2006 - The rumor mill has been buzzing with gossip that Orlando Bloom might not be in the planned fourth installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.
A report that first appeared in a British tabloid, The Daily Star, quoted an alleged Disney insider as claiming Bloom's character, pirate Will Turner, would be killed off.
The unnamed source suggests the success of the franchise is due to Johnny Depp – who has already expressed interest in reprising his role as Captain Jack Sparrow beyond the initial trilogy – and Keira Knightley rather than Bloom. They also said that cost-cutting measures have rendered Bloom expendable.
"The script for the fourth Pirates movie is being worked on and all the finances are in place, but it was decided Bloom's character and a number of minor roles were not necessary to ensure it would be yet another box office smash for Disney," the report claimed.
However, public relations firm New Media Strategies, who says it's working with Disney on the franchise, issued a statement today calling rumors of Bloom's departure "completely unfounded."
I'd hate to aadmit it but I think you guys are right,...
Ok Thats GREAT!!
but back to the story...(sorry dont mean to sound rude...lol) I love it its hilarious....i was rolling on the floor laughing....Kiera as a pumpkin, norrie and sailor as cowboys and indians, orli as PAM ANDERSON then JAck sparrow...toooo funny!! but i still dont know what my costume is...lol...i know Johnny is wearing green tights and is speaking like an INDIAN....and i'm suppose to match him....so care to tell me what i dressed up as...lol!! OMG ARE WE PETER PAN and TINKERBELL!!! LOL!!! ??
Oh of course i like ur parts...i was just confused on what i was wearing....LOL!! But i love when Keira threaten to talk about her boobs....and when i said Johnny hold me and Orli hugged me instead and i pushed him off that was hilarious!!! and Lovelyone ranting in her sleep about shredding POTC to pieces....classic!!
hehhe loved it sailor!!! 😄 😄 😄
Ok....part 3;
Sitting in a circle with a small bonfire in the middle made out of Boom-Boom sticks, The gang are enjoying an array of treats such as melted marshmallows and bat-wing surprises!
Savvychick: Whose next??????????
Orli: Me, Savvy??
ivebeendeppened: oh please....theres no way you can pull it off like Johnny...
Johnny: But he does a very good gay man impression.
PirateDiva: I want a story...oh! Johnny tell them the one about the obsessed fan that kept sending you her underwear!
chikimina: I thought we were never gonna talk about that!
Johnny: That wasn't you....you were the one who sent me Kitty-litter....
*Everyone looks around at ChikiMina*
Chiki: What? In Peuto Rico Kitty-Litter is a sign of love....
T.Maria: And yes i opologise if i have just completely insulted ChikiMina's Home....But its all in the name of Jest 😄
Chiki: We'll see how much you Jest when i stick my foot upp your ass!
PirateDiva: I thought we weren't going to fight?
Chiki: Again, she started it!
mmoviejunkie: Shhhhh! Let johnny get on with the story!
Bwa: ICHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Everyone looks over at Bwa ha ha**
Norrie: Big Cheif runningBull find tiny girl annoying. Big Cheif RunningBull throw her wooly friend on campfire. See how much tiny girl cries then.
Bwa: But i've just found Ichy!!
Ivebeendeppened: ICHY!!!!!!!!!
All Girls: ICHY's BACK!!! AWWWWW! WE LOVE ICHY!!!!!!
Keira: *Looking up at the ceiling*
WHY did you create such an annoying creature!?
T.Maria: Hey don't blame me...the kids love him and i do too!!!!
Johnny: Settle down, settle down....
*Johnny stands up...in his peter pan outfit...and walks around the circle slowly*
Johnny: Now...im going to warn you...there may be times within this story when you may become freaked out...panic and feint....but remember...this is nothing compared to what REALLY happened.....
evilmonki3: oooh! Exciting!!!
Johnny: ...Three years ago to the day...and there i was sat on the dockside waiting for my scene with my Pirate crew...
The sea was calm and the birds were singing....and then suddenly the air became chilly...the birds were no longer singing...and a shadow slowly rose above me, as high as the sky itself....
I daren't turn around for fear that whatever it was might eat me...but yet i wanted to turn and face the monster that dared to taunt me...
So slowly i turn my head around...and when i do i hear this ear-piercing scream coming from somwhere....and when i listening closely..i realised that the scream was coming from me.....
The thing behind me was more hidious that anything i had ever seen...a thousand krakens could not even compare-
Sailor: What was it?
savvychick: I bet it was a sea monster, wasnt it!
Johnny: Worse...from its skinny pale legs; to its greasily matted hair ontop of its head...the thing before me stood proud, it stood tall and then just when i thought things could not get anyworse......it spoke;
Orlando: Hey Johnny, i've ran out of hair gel. You don't happen to have some, do you?
ivebeendeppened: OMG! Thats like...How did you get rid of it?!
Johnny: *Smirking whilst looking over at Orli*
I haven't managed it.....yet....
Sailor: THAT sent shivers down my spine....
Norrie: Big Chief RunningBull Has the Heebie-Jeebies....
Keira: That was the best horror story i have ever heard...
Orli: Fine! All have a laugh at my expense...
Lovelyone: We always do....
Orli: Fine!....I need the little boys room....
*Orli gets up and goes*
Bwa: I wanna play duck-apple! ....
Evilmonki3: Ask ichy to play with you!
Ivebeendeppened: Oooh! I'll play if Ichy does!!
Keira: ....Maybe we can play Pinyata....And Ichy can be the thing we need to hit to make sweets drop out of him...
Johnny: I'm thinking less sweets and more blood and guts than anything....
PirateDiva: I'M TINKERBELL!
Johnny: What?
ChikiMina: Shes only just realised WHO she is?
PirateDiva: I wasn't thinking about who i was when i picked the outfit....i just thought the dress was pretty, and that the wand had REAL fairy dust coming out of it!!!!!
**Suddenly from knowhere an ear peircing scream is heard...**
Sailor: Sweet baby jesus and the orphans!! What the hell was that?!
T.Maria: Don't hate the writer of this Chapter...but i've just given the story a little twist....
Sailor: What kind of twist?!
T.Maria: Ok...don't be mad but....well....remember Orlando???
Sailor: You killed him!
ivebeendeppened: Three cheers for T.Maria!!!!!
Lovelyone: now theres deffinately no chance of will comming back for movie 4 !!!
T.Maria: Unfortunately no...I've not made him kick the bucket...Ive just made him a little less orlando-ie than he used to be....
Sailor: By doing what?
T.Maria: Well...you see....You're all going to start turning into your halloween costumes...one by one....and Orli has already changed....
Orli: interesting....very interesting....
All the Girls: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok sailor your turn 😉 😄 hehehhhee!!!!!
*Orlando swaggers in looking just like Jack Sparrow, the girls swoon including KatelovesPirate whom has just arrived dressed as a princess.*
Orli: ‘alo, lovelies, ah a party, I love parties, who’s got the rum?
Kate: Whoa, did I miss something, why are there two Johnny Depps and why is one of the dressed like Jack Sparrow? Did we get a cloning device
Bwa ha ha: I wish! Then I could have a googolplex of Ichy’s…Alas, it’s on layaway….
LovelyOne: *just waking up* Riiiiiigggghhhhtttt….
Chiki Mina: This is so wrong! He looks just like him, but underneath, he’s still the stupid whelp-
LovelyOne: Whoa, what you mean THE SMEX! Is really Orlando Bloom? NO ES POSIBLE!!!!
Norrie: It seems to Big Chief Running Bull that we are all very slowly turning into our costumes.. *Sailorleo grabs him*
Sailorleo: I love it when you talk *giggles then slowly pulls away and pulls out her pistols, in a country twang* Reach for the sky you injin, you better pray for mercy from the maker ‘cause I’m about to send you to yer maker for what you did to my pappy.
Norrie: You make Big Chief Running Bull funny with the giggles
Sailorleo: Dance injin! *shoots and Norrie jumps up*
Norrie: WTF!
Pirate Diva: WOW! Sailorleo being hostile to Norrie, she either means business or she’s about to get REALLY kinky.
Sailorleo: *Looks around* Hey what are ya’ll doin’ in those silly clothing *walks up to Johnny and laughs* Man, do you ever look like a sissy, green tights, honestly..
Piratediva and Mmoviejunkie: I’ll KILL YA! BEYATCH!
Sailorleo: *turns back around to find Norrie’s not there* Oy! Injin! Where are you? Come back here so I can kill ya, and exact my revenge! *runs off*
LovelyOne: Well, she’s not totally changed, she’s still running off after James, IMO I think she still loves him and this is gonna end by her killing him, feeling really bad about it afterwards, then killing herself. She set herself up for it, poor thing, but at least they can spend their immortal lives with one another. *every one looks at her with confusion*
I’vebeendepped43: So, should we tell another story, or wait to see who goes next? *no one listens as every ones attention is focused on Ichy and Bwa ha ha*
Bwa ha ha: Look, he’s monologing!
Ichy: Baaaaa, baaaaa bbaaaaaaa ba…*scream* bwaaaaaaa *fallsto the ground*….baaa…*stands up*
Bwa ha ha: *tears in her eyes* That was beautiful Ichy you reenacted the church scene from sleepy hollow perfectly, I was scared for my life, truly, you have a gift…
KatelovesPirate: Oh, brother….
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! 😄
thats so good sailor!!!!! 😄
*everyone is slowly changing into their costumes...ivebeendeppened is having a bigger problem however...she decided to dress up as the invisible man...
Johnny: ....Why do i get the sudden urge to fly around the room?
Evilmonki3: Count yourself lucky...atleast you didnt come to this party dressed like a Cannibal....
PirateDiva: You dont look like a cannibal...you look normal...
Evilmonki3: Well i was gonna dress up as one of them Pelegostos cannibals from DMC...but i'm glad i didnt now if this is going to keep happening to us...
PirateDiva: Speaking of the feeling of impending doom....Johnny, are there fairy wings growing out of my back??
Johnny: I dont know, but i can feel myself growing out of my tights....
Savvychick: Awww....who lit the pumpkin??
mmoviejunkie: We have pumpkins??
Lovelyone: I didnt know we had pumpkins...
evilmonki3: We don't...
Johnny: didnt keira come dressed as a Pumpkin??
ivebeendeppened: Yes! Shes turned too!!!
*Johnny, Piratediva, mmoviejunkie and evilmonkie look around in confusion. They heard the voice but can't see who was talking*
Piratediva: Who the hell is that?!
Ivebeendeppened: I'm over here!
Johnny: Where?!
*Johnny is suddenly smacked across the face by thin air*
Ivebeendeppened: I made the mistake of thinking i was smart and coming to the party as the invisible man...
Orli: Talk about bad luck, Luv.....though i have to say....i think it suits you rather well....
ivebeendeppened: oh spare me!
KatelovesPirate: Look at me!! My long flowing gown and my glass slippers!!!!
Bwa: Look at me in my frilly spazzy-looking dress that makes me stick out like a sore thumb...and its been half chewed by Ichy....
Katelovespirate: It must be love...
*Sailor and Norrie return into the livingroom.....Norrie has been lasooed and taken captive by the cow-girl*
Sailor: lookie what I got! I found myself a critter!
Johnny: I feel the need to save him using fairy dust and some well manouvered fighting skills...
Orli: Me too...
Johnny: Oh please...If YOU were the real jack sparrow, no one would see the movies...
Ivebeendeppened: I dont know...from here hes looking better and better...
Johnny: And from here your looking better and better....
Ivebeendeppened: But im invisible! You cant see me!
Johnny:...yeah...exactly...
Ivebeendeppened: You should thank your lucky stars i'm invisible so you cant see which finger i'm sticking up at you....
Piratediva: Sailor! Don't do it!
Sailor: But he was gonna tie me to the railroad lines!!!!!
*Sailor is attempting to throw Norrie on the fire*
savvychick: I think we need to split them up before they kill eachother...or worse...hump eachother...
Orli: Well atleast someone would be getting some action...
Johnny: Your telling me that even dressed as Jack Sparrow - the sexiest pirate in the spanish main- you cant bag yourself a girl?!
mmoviejunkie: He tried it on with me...but being cat woman it would be more like cross breeding really....
*lovelyone suddenly comes running downstairs, out of breath. She has a weirded out look on her face. All the gang look at her*
Lovelyone: I think you guys had better come and look at this!!
* As lovelyone runs back up the stairs, everyone follows her...although johnny and Piratediva manage to fly*
Katelovespirate: We found this when we were looking through the house...
mmoviejunkie: What is it???
Lovelyone: We're not too sure....but we think it could be some kind of time portal....
*The gang gather round the weird looking circle...it looks like something Tia Dalma would conjure up....swirly light is coming from it....*
savvychick: Shall we see if it works???
evilmonki3: How are you gonna do that?!
mmoviejunkie: Lets vote on someone to go into it...
Bwa: Ok...All in favour of Orli going in, say I!
ALL: I!
Orli: No fair....thats not a fair trial!
Johnny: no one said life was fair...
Orli: Its been pretty good to you ....
Johnny: I meant YOUR life, no one elses'...
*Ichy has been scrambling around the room, chasing the butterfly that had been trapped there probably for thousands of years...Suddenly the butterfly lands on Orli's back, and without hesitating Ichy charges....ramming Orli straight in the back and knocking him into the portal...unfortunately Ichy was unable to stop himself from entering it, and he too ended up disappearing*
Bwa: ICHY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
savvychick: *Carrying a pumpkin-ated Keira in her arms*
Damn....Ichy's gone....
Johnny: Does anyone actually care about Orli?
mmoviejunkie: Its Guilt mostly....
Johnny: Well Thats a start...
mmoviejunkie: Not really...i feel guilty because i made him stand in that spot so i wouldn't have to look at him properly..
evilmonki3: Touche...
Piratediva: So...how are we gonna get him back??
Katelovespirate: ... i guess we're gonna have to go in there and get him...
Bwa: If he doesnt look after ichy, ILL KILL HIM!
Lovelyone: If ichy hasnt eaten him alive already...
* And then the gang took a brave step into their unknown oblivion...going down an unknown road....going on ANOTHER perilous journey to save a tortured soul who-
Ah to hell with it...you know what its all about!!!*
Sooo....
WHERE have our hero's gone to rescue Orli....and more importantly, ICHY!!!!!
your go, Sailor 😄