DMC Bloopers

Started by sailorleo153 pages

ROTFLAO!!!!!!!!

lol you guys liked it?

lol
i think ill do my part now...since ive bin waiting.lol

SailorLeo: Did you hear that!

Sailorleo faints into the ditch aswell.

Orli: Ow!!!!!

Johnny: Oh, shut it.

Chiki Mina grabs Jacks chest hair and starts pulling.

Jack: You ever considered maybe not doing that, as it hurts so much!?

Chiki Mina: Hey, its a free world!

Evilmonkie: If its free, why do we have to buy barbies friends?

tee pirategirl: Good question.

Johnny: Why can i feel something pulling at my dreadlocks?

Ichy: Bah *hehe*

CaptainJacksLuv: Sorry!

Johnny: What the bloody hell are you doing down here?

CaptainJacksLuv: Ive been stuck here for several days. Chiki Mina locked me away in this bloody ditch.

Chiki Mina: Yea, sorry about that.

Bwa Ha Ha: Ichy's doing a poo poo.

Mmoviejunkie: Now, thats what i wanted.

*Plop*

Orli: Watch it!

Johnny looks at Orli and just snickers, trying not to burst out laughing.

SailorLeo: *yawn* What did i miss?......What....im stuck in here, with....with the eunich and the dreadlocks? HELP JACK POO!

Jack: I'd like to help, but Chiki Mina pulled so hard, i can hardly breathe.

Chiki Mina: Yea, sorry about that.

Johnny: Has anyone realised? IM STILL DOWN HERE WITH THE EUNICH, THE OBSESSIVE DAVENPORT FAN AND THIS CHICK HERE!

PirateDiva: Where is my johnny boy? Is he out yet?

Johnny: Okay, lets make a deal. You guys get everyone out of here, except me, got it?

Bwa Ha Ha: Maybe.......

Mmoviejunkie: Wheres that gun.....

Mmoviejunkie takes kieras sword.

Keira: Just because everyone left me out of this rp for several days doesnt mean you can take my sword!

Mmoviejunkie starts banging her sword agaisnt the side of the ditch

Shannstar79: mmoviejunkie, let go of the sword.

Mmoviejunkie: NO! I need it for safety purposes against cheesy lovestruckt couples *cough*sailorleojackpiratedivajohnny*cough*

Bwa: wow that was one long cough

LovelyOne: did your mother gave birth from her ass?

Bwa: No, but I was raised by Scottish sheep!

Ivebeendepped: That explains…

MistyPirate: Girls! 4 people are now stuck in that ditch!

PirateDiva: uhh…make that 5

Lovethemtigers: Jumping flim flams!! How did you end up in there piratediva?!

PirateDiva: I was trying to help Johnny Boy. But fell from the cliff. Luckyly my baby caught me, right sweetums?.....sweety?

Johnny: *muffles* get..orfff meeff…cant..breafff…

PirateDiva: ooo! Sorry!

Johnny: cough I can see the world again!!

Savvysparrow: Great were gonna need more rope.

Everyone looks at Jack

Jack: ohh nooo. Not me! Negative! Nu Uh!! No NO NO!! Im still recovering from what Chiki did to me.

SailorLeo: awe! Jack baby! Would you do it for your cupcakes?!

Jack: Yum maybe. With some sprinkles and gummy worms-

SailorLeo: I was talking about me you ass fart!!

Jack: but but but but dumpling!! It hurts!! Besides I don’t have any more hair.

Chiki Mina: He’s right! I’ve checked from head to toe. I have gotten all the hair he has.

Jack: I feel violated *shivers*

Shannstar79: wait all of his hair? Even his-

T.Maria covers shannstar mouth

T.Maria: Lets try to make this RP PG-13

CaptainJacksLuv: Great..this is all Chiki Minas fault!

Chiki Mina: hey don’t blame me.

CaptainsJackLuv: of course Im gonna blame you! You’re the one who locked me up here!

Chiki Mina: It wasn’t my fault you lost Super Smash Brother Melee.

CaptainsJackLuv: You cheated!

Chiki Mina: Pirate

Johnny: You stole my line!

Chiki Mina: *gasp* Johnny talked to me! *faints*

MistyPirate: Oh great!! Now Chiki Idiot has fallen into the ditch too!

Ichy: bah * I feel constipated*

Keira: Finally I have been added to this RP!!

CaptinJackLover: Yayy me too!!

Ivebeendepped: What the hell!! Is there a port here somewhere!?

SailorLeo: *sniff*..Oh good Lord!! Orlando when was the last time you washed yourself properly?!

Orli: It wasn’t my fault!! Ichy shitted on me!

Johnny: Oh great!! Im stuck with a girl who wont stop saying Johnny Boy, a fainted idiot, jacks overly obsessed girlfriend, some other chick, and the shitted eunich!!

lol...i just some other chik....lol! rofl...literally...evn tho my knees swollen up....lol...il start my part

Bwa ha ha: You know....ahh... never mind.

Ichy: BAH! *HEHE, IM GOING TO RUN AWAY!*

Bwa: Ichy! Come back.

Bwa ran after Ichy.

CaptainJacksLuv: You mind?

Bwa: I landed in the ditch...great.

Mistypirate: Looks, the dirts crumbling.....one more person jump in.

Everyone looks at Ichy, except Orli, who looks around.

Orli: No!!!!!!!!!!

Ichy stampeeds to the ditch and lands right on Orlis head.

PirateDiva: We're free,

Everyone climbed out of the ditch....in a way no one knew how they did it.

Johnny: I hope you realise.... if shes out... im staying in.

CaptainJacksLuv: So am I.

IveBeenDepped:Why?

CaptainJacksLuv: Um.... maybe because thanks to Chiki Mina, the dirt fell on me and now i really am Trapped.

Johnny sigh.

Johnny: Oh well.... shes better than PirateDiva calling me Johnny Boy.

Diddly: ?????

CaptainJackLover: Diddlys right, we have to get out of here!

Orli: Im not leaving without Jack

Johnny: (to CaptainJacksLuv) Told you he was a eunich.

Orli sees Ichy chasing after him....

Orli: You guys grab the other too..... Its time to go for me!!!!

Orli ran away.

Ichy ran into something all of a sudden.

Mmoviejunkie: Sorry. Ichy.

Bwa ha ha: ICHY!!!!!

MistyPirate: Mmoviejunkie.... where'd you get that frypan?

Mmoviejunkie: I inherited the internet.

Mistypirate: The internet isnt invented yet!

Bwahaha: It isnt born!!! ahhh! we're alll going to die!.

Mmoviejunkie: Its invented in this RP.

CaptainJacksLuv: Chiki, you got me in here.... now get me out!

Johnny sighed a sigh of relief.

CaptainJacksLuv: On the other hand....leave me in her for a few.......

Johnny: SECONDS!!!!

Captain...I was going to say more along the lines of...

LMAO!!! FuNNy!!!!

hahahaha!!! rotflol!

😆😆😆😆 that is soo good! you are so good at this!!

and if it's not too much to ask, could you put me in there? i only need to say one thing!!

LMAO🙂
oh...add me 2 plz...hehe

sure...just waiting on chiki....again

im here im gonna write..then bed i have class at the uni at 8am

give me like 15 mins

i cant finnish it ppl im so sorry im letting you guys down. Im very very tired. Those of you who wants to be added in the rp say aye. and I will work on them tomorow.

AYE....but i've had enough of this Johnny thinking im fat and suddendly dislikeing me and not letting me call him Johnny Boy (not that i ever would..lol) But the rule is he loves me...Make ur changes please!! LOL!! I know i sound demanding but really it's a cry of depression!! 🙁

I Love JoHnnY and Johnny Loves Me!!

yea.. we're planning that...... just.... i wanted humor in it....lol

ROFL I realy am...this is sooooo cool. oh I feel sory for johnny...not our fault he's so utterly gorgeouse though is it? BTW thnx for writing me in...feels warm and fuzzy. serousely though guys this things getting really intresting

I am loving this guys!! SO FUNNY
keep it up You guys are great at this
Thanks for my adding me in Chiki🙂 💃

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
i cant finnish it ppl im so sorry im letting you guys down. Im very very tired. Those of you who wants to be added in the rp say aye. and I will work on them tomorow.
that's ok!!! i know, i was tired too last night, that's why i went to bed. but it's tomorrow, today!! 🙂

BUT i'm not, i repeat NOT! rushing you. I Shall Be Patient. pray

Originally posted by PirateDiva
AYE....but i've had enough of this Johnny thinking im fat and suddendly dislikeing me and not letting me call him Johnny Boy (not that i ever would..lol) But the rule is he loves me...Make ur changes please!! LOL!! I know i sound demanding but really it's a cry of depression!! 🙁

I Love JoHnnY and Johnny Loves Me!!


*mumbles* screw you...