Originally posted by T.Maria
Ok....lets try another one😉[b]**The girls from MovieKillers forum have Tied and gagged Orlando to a chair and stripped him down to his underpants whilst sailorLeo is 'asleep' with her head in Norries Lap. Johnny and Keira are sat on plump leather couches in Johnny's trailor with the girls drooling onto the floor at him
Johnny: sooo....
Chiki Mina: yes...soooo....
Keira: What are the conditions?
PirateDiva: we have conditions?
Johnny: If you didn't have any conditions then why are you taking us all hostage??
PirateDiva: Oh...that....
Johnny: Yes...that....
evilm0nki3: we just thought it would be fun-
LovelyOne: no no no, we deffinately had a plan....
Keira: Which was?
mmoviejunkie: You get orlando and we get johnny!
Keira: How is that fair?!
Johnny: I wouldn't mind the trade...
Ivebeendeppened: Great! We have a deal! Ladies, I bagsie him first!
Johnny: Please...there's enough depp to be going deep with...
Keira: Oh please, how many times have you had to practice that line before you actually got to use it?
Johnny: Your just jealous that there is no cheesy sexual-innuendo chat-up line to go with your second name..
Keira: They don't call me 'Keira Twice-Knightley' for nothing, you know...
Norrie: Oh please...like no one saw that one coming!
**Looks down at sailorLeo...still 'sleeping' **
Awww....she just looks so cute all snuggled up like a little bug-in-a-rug!LovelyOne: *ahem!*
PirateDiva: Ah yes...back to business....
CaptinJackSparrow: You get orlando back if you can make it a jack and Liz ending in at worlds end...
Johnny: We'll give you the ending for free! You can keep him!
Norrie: This little sailor is starting to wriggle a little...I think she's getting wrestless...
KateLovesPirate: Do you mean to say that we WILL get our ending?
Keira: Only if you're good 'ship followers and never let the side down!
Chiki Mina: I TOLD EVERYONE NEVER TO LOSE THE FAITH!!! If it doesn't work out now and we don't get our ending, your all going to hell on a bicycle!
Orlando: **Obviously still gagged**
Mfph gaheb! anheya!PirateDiva: What did he say?
Johnny: He's a eunich
PirateDiva: I KNEW IT!
SailorLeo: Can't you tell by the spongebbob boxershorts?
Norrie: I KNEW YOU WERE AWAKE!!!!!
SailorLeo: Eh?? No I'm not..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Orlando: **Still gagged!**
Mfph gaggle gargle splutter!LovelyOne: ...I think i can analyse what he's saying....
Johnny: He said the feather duster is in the closet and asked if you would be a dearie and get it for him and give him a tickle with it...go for the belly, he goes off like tickle me elmo when he's touched there...
Norrie: I won't even ask how you know that....
Johnny: And i would never tell....
Ivebeendeppened: So are we getting our jack/liz ending?
Keira: Well considering ted and terry have been threatened with all kinds of obscenities and blastophemeties since the 56 page script leaked onto the net...I'd say they have thought about it.
Lovethemtigers: I knew that would work!
Johnny: But obviously when they find out who it was they will be pressing charges for verbal assault...
Lovethemtigers: Yeah...it wasn't me....it was her **Points at....**
SailorLeo: HEY! I only sent them poop through the mail because they were going to kill off my NORRIE!
Norrie: YOUR Norrie?!
SailorLeo: Hell Yeah!!!
Norrie: Hehehe....I'm her *****!
Thats all folks 😄 [/B]
I wanna be in one!! the next one made--please put me in one?!
(Johnny, Jack, and Orlando on the mill before the wheel scene)
Johnny: So whose fault is it really that your life is ruined? (can't remember exact line)
Jack: Enough! (swings at Johnny) Unfortunately, Mr. Turner.... (turns to look at Orlando, who is licking his lips seductively) What the hell are you doing?
Orlando: Oh come on. One word: curiosity. You want to see what it's like. One day, you won't be able to resist.
Originally posted by willofthewisp😂 eww, that's kinda gross! but funny! where did you get that, or did YOU make that up.
(Johnny, Jack, and Orlando on the mill before the wheel scene)Johnny: So whose fault is it really that your life is ruined? (can't remember exact line)
Jack: Enough! (swings at Johnny) Unfortunately, Mr. Turner.... (turns to look at Orlando, who is licking his lips seductively) What the hell are you doing?
Orlando: Oh come on. One word: curiosity. You want to see what it's like. One day, you won't be able to resist.
Originally posted by willofthewisplol yes!
(Johnny, Jack, and Orlando on the mill before the wheel scene)Johnny: So whose fault is it really that your life is ruined? (can't remember exact line)
Jack: Enough! (swings at Johnny) Unfortunately, Mr. Turner.... (turns to look at Orlando, who is licking his lips seductively) What the hell are you doing?
Orlando: Oh come on. One word: curiosity. You want to see what it's like. One day, you won't be able to resist.
*sailorleo pops outta nowhere and hit's orlando with the blunt end of a prop cutlass*
Sailorleo: BAD ORLI! My norrie! *hugs jack*
Jack: Er...didn't i get a restraining order for you?
i know 🙁 BUT I LOVE HIM TOO! I LOVE HIM MORE!!! 😂
yeah you're right, i haven't seen T.Maria. but i can check her profile to see when her last post was.
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=7637215&highlight=userid%3A100369#post7637215
This was the last time she posted. that was oct. 22nd. which was a long time ago.
Originally posted by mmoviejunkieyeah, that one! its so tight! but i have fricken Elizaabeth 4 my month so once January is over, im going to rip that one off and glue it over Liz...hehe
the one with jack and will on the cover?? i have that one too!!
Originally posted by tee_pirategirl
ME WANTS ME WANTS but since I just bought a skull ring, the bracelet with Jacks's picture in it*drools all over it*, the astec gold medallion and a skull scarf I'm not allowed to buy anything pirate related for a week *sigh* well that means I'll buy it in a week. *happy again*
Originally posted by tee_pirategirlYOU ARE SO LUCKY!! is the astec medallion the necklace? i wanted that one soo bad, but my mom said that it was evil looking or something 😠
ME WANTS ME WANTS but since I just bought a skull ring, the bracelet with Jacks's picture in it*drools all over it*, the astec gold medallion and a skull scarf I'm not allowed to buy anything pirate related for a week *sigh* well that means I'll buy it in a week. *happy again*
but i did get the puzzle with jack sparrow on it faint...so beatiful... and i got the monopoly game!! with the collectors tokens/pieces whatever you want to call them. the first time i played with my mom, she won...... HER!! anyway! haven't played since🙁 i'm lonely...