Finally I did my part! If I have forgotten anybody please do so tell me! I can be an ass sometimes and forget!
Onto the RP!! ENJOY!
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Johnny: I’am so tired of being stuck in here with a bunch of horny, sick, minded girls aliens, creatures “its”-whatever they are…
PirateDiva: Johnny Boy lets be nice!
Johnny: If you want me to be nice stop calling me Johnny Boy!
-savvychick-: Well we have to do something on getting them both out of here.
Ivebeendepped: what the hell! How did you-where did you come from?
-savvychick-: I think we all know.........
Keira: My sword is missing!
Mmoviejunkie: Mwahahhahha!!
mmovijunkie runs around with the sword
Bwa: Its my fault. I shared with her some pixie stix candy.
Katelovespirate: what are you doing with those?
Bwa: I couldn’t afford crack so I bought these instead.
Mmoviejunkie: willywanka?johnny wanker!!
Johnnyforever: Has your momma ever taught you not to run with sharp objects?!
Ivebeendepped: Is there some kind of portal here that connects from the real world to the abnormal world?!
CaptinJackLuv: Who says that this world is real?
ChikiMina: Who says that you’re real?
CaptainJacksLuv: If it wasn’t for me being stuck under all this dirt I would’ve made you eat all this dirt!!
MistyPirate: Wait Mina..werent you just down there?
Chiki Mina: How did you know I was down in Johnny’s pants?
MistyPirate: er what?
Chiki Mina: ohh laughs nervously down into that pitch hahaha.
Diddly: ????????
Shannstar79: Good question diddly! How are we gonna help CaptainJacksLuv?
CaptainJacksLuv: You can start by getting me out of all this dirt. BWAH!! My mouth is full of dirt!
**DING**
Orbit Gum Chick: Dirty mouth?
Plays trumpet music
OGC: Clean it up with Orbit Gum.
CaptainJacksLuv: 😄 *BLING*
OGC: Fabulous! For a good clean feeling! No matter wot!
**DING**
LovelyOne: either my film studies are eating whats left of my brain cells, or this RP is getting weirder by the millisecond.
Johnnyforever: Remind me why I volunteered to be in this RP?
Orli: screams like a girl Ichy bit my ass!
Ichy: beh *BWA! Tastes like fruit cake!*
In You Tube you can see the official Blooper of DMC.
But they´re in the DVD, actually, and many of us *already have the DVD of DMC* 💃 (yes pirated, but here... the called "3º world"... we have luckly pirated DVDs since the movie is realese :dance, but it has the bloopers, comentaries and so) 💃 💃
But, you can see the bloopers on You Tube!!!
By this time, everyone is just plain standing around
PirateDiva: Johnny Boy! He's still stuck in there!
Johnny: You know, I've grown quite accustomed to "Johnny Boy"
Chiki Mina: No fair!
Johnny: PirateDiva, I...I....love....you
PirateDiva: Oh Johnny!
PirateDiva runs up to Johnny.
MmovieJunkie: I woulda just pushed her into that ditch with a bullet to her brain.
Chiki Mina: Great! PirateDiva, are you that stupid to run into that ditch?
PirateDiva: If it means being with Johnny forever, then, yes!
CaptainJacksLuv: Eww! Ichy did a poopy in my mouth!
Savvychick: So much for that Orbit Gum.
Ichy: Bah Bah! *Thats what happens when you have braces*
Keira: Were braces invented in these days?
Ivebeendepped: How were you born in these days?
Keira: Really? You really wanna know?
Ivebeendepped: No!
SailorLeo: I hope thats what me and Norrie do one day.
Everyone backs away
Shannstar: This world may not be real. but where the heck did you pop out from?
Norrie: We went into the windmill for awhile.
Orli: Yea, then you made it cut my bottox!
Johnny: He said bottox! hes a eunich!
Keira: I cant believe i kissed you both! Your sooo childish.
Johnny: Looks whos talking.
PirateDIva: You... You... KISSED KEIRA!
Johnny: That was a long lasting relationship.
PirateDiva: Nah! I still love you.
Diddly: ??????
MistyPirate: EXACTLY! It has been several days and we STILL HAVNT gotten them outta that ditch!
Chiki Mina: Your solution is?
Mmoviejunkie: Using that time portal over there and get me a gun.
Mmoviejunkie runs through what seems to be a mirage.
SailorLeo: Incoming?
CaptainJacksLuv: I cnt bweeeeve!
MistyPirate: Great....he fell into the ditch too!
Keira: With my sword!