The KMC stories. Episode 1

O.K....I know theres allready a lot of "games" going on here, but I wanted to start a new one too.
It`s like the One word story...a story where you continue the story all the time.

In a one Word stor, you can only use one word....In this story (which is the first of a lot of stories...I hope...hehe) You can use more than one word, but the maximum is 25 words.

It`s not that difficoult....let`s start shall we?

Bin-Kriff Laya was in the midle of a fight, the bullets were flying around him when a rescue ship landed.

"U sure took u're sweet time!" he said

"I know, we had to kill some Blex troopers first" answered the woman in the ship. She was a very hard woman.

then she opened up the cargo doors, used her ATG lasers to shoot some more troopers and came outta the ship

So what happened here?she asked.

"Minor problems, nothing too important"

BOOM! "What the hell?" Rex shouted.

.....and took a dump in his pants

"You could've done that in the bushes dude... " the woman said.

or the toilet....it's right over there, says Dexx

The lady continued 'Of course none of this would ever happened if we took my advice and all of us were nude'

"Come on people. This is a firefight, not a discussion area." Lance said.

The Lady clutched Lances weapon tightly proclaiming 'Indeed but maybe you chose the wrong side'

Don't take off without the Stiffmeister!!!!! shouts Mujaffa as he fights of the Blex troopers

The Lady goes down with Ease as Thane Zereil enters the fray. 'Well thats one problem solved anyone need help, I'm good here'

do you understand the words that are comming out of my mouth????don't you leave me....screams Muj....stabs a blex trooper in the back while chopping a head off a nother one.

'Oh all right' he muttered blasting holes in the opposing forces

who immediately started a food fight in the cafeteria belowdecks.

L.E. joins gundys side in the food fight

"What the hell are you doing here Billy The Kid??" asked the woman. "Aren`t you dead?"