The KMC stories. Episode 1

Started by Pinky7 pages

Now there u want some good luck on your sabre?

*quickly changes subject*

yeesh you turn around for half a per sec and see what happens

you chopped your spear head of... 🙄

lol, rather have a spear in it then a battle axe

i'd preffer a dart

I dont care what you prefer just keep with the killing and maming

then I'd take a great sword

i have a ring here. who ever you turn it to, he craps in his pants. 😈

walks to dexx and chops of the ring

Isildur...cast it into the fire...quick man! quick!

hehe, now it's mine 😄, casts it into the fire

phew!...no more craping in the pants finiti

😆 well I don't like crapping that's why I destroyed it

nooo..what have you done! *jumps after ring*

*trys to grap dexx by his belt*

*pulls himself out*
*lands in hot boyling lava*
hey jump in...the lava's pretty good

forget it

Should i wear my slip Dexx?It's gonna melt anyway!

well..the lave's not transparent....u won't need panties 😈