The KMC stories. Episode 1

oh!...you're alive!! Dooku, we'll finish this later! *throws broom and grabs paddles* Live! Live damn it!

"Don't mind me I got a crap size of New Mexico that don't wanna get out!Think i'll use the force on it!Force PUSH!!!"said Dooku

Jesus christ man!.....use the force on it in the little boys room.

Dooku-this was not me, it was Ell-Leppos Alebamos who detonated the bomb........

My father always said :"When u gotta use the force ,u gotta use the force"...Dooku said

Ell-Leppos Alebamos ? Ell-Leppos Alebamos you say?...i'm coming for you! You got me all bloopped

And he took a dump in his pants. 😄

really? Then i'll smell my way to him. Ell-Leppos Alebamos , i'm coming for you

Thane Zereil pondered to himself, thats one mess I'm never in..

don'y worry.....i have a pp....pppp.....pepper spray

(this is way too funny! 😂 🤣 😂 )

Rex jumped on top of Dooku and beat him over the head with a baseball bat. "Die you son of a poop! You hurt the Lady of the Realm of the Monkeys of the Place called Hell!"

Then suddenly he waked up.....It was all a dream!!!! Petter had been peeing in his bed. 😄

Well that's a nice story...

(not over yet)
Dexx enters the room....what the hell is that smell?

"That's the smell of victory!" said Dooku!

how the hell did you get outa the dream?

I am omnipresent young jedi!

who said i'm a jedi. Takes Dexx face mask off and reveals MAul's face.
I'm cloned....mwahahahaha...........and you just crapped in ur pants

That is not crap!That is for good luck!

well...good luck then