The KMC stories. Episode 1

the woman was so emotianally shocked at seeing him alive that she threw fries at him

Dexx runs and grabs the fries in the air. Starts eating them

with no ketchup?

"Dexx is a madman..." says Rex while decapitating the lunchlady with a pocket knife.

before he took another dump in his pants

"whats that smell?" one blex trooper shouted.

"They're using chemical weapons!!!!RUN!!!!!!!!!!" said one of the troopers

oh my god!...why didn't you say so earlier.....i'm turning.....pink!

and start working with a sewing machine and some clothing

Suddenly the woman was hit by an arrow in her back.

Dexx is splashed with the woman's blood after the arrow came the other side

then Tom came and said, what a fuck up of a story, lets detonate the thremo nuclier missile now!!!!!!! And friend Ell Leppo Alebamos Said, hey give me that detonator!

nooo. Don't detonate it!! You crazy? We'll get all blooped. Do u want to be slowly digested for an undetermined period of time????????

The woman was wounded and quite..."This is a fucked up story...I know...Dexx finish it without me....." she slowly died.

NOOOOO!!!! you can't die!!!....i don't even know you!. Dooku....you'll die for this!!!

Wait till i get off the toilet ,then u will feel the force..ugghhh...get out u stupid "force"...said Dooku.

it seems this conflict cannot be settled by our knowledge of the force.
*Grabs broom*...you shall feel my wrath

Billy The Kid was rushing towards the lady too...."Hold out my lady, we will rescue you"

(What a fucked up story.. 😄 )

(damn best story i ever heard)

The lady's dead billy. Now, dooku....feel my anger!!!

"My hero...."said the lady while her bowels were hanging out...