Ask Strangelove

Started by ~Kongu_Dude~236 pages

Why did I take a brake from KMC?

cause i love you

Originally posted by ThePittman
If everyone jumped of a chair at once would an elephant fart?
Only if the elephant wanted everyone to be choked by methane gas while they jumped in the air.

Why do guys have nipples

Originally posted by Röland
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
Only if you knew that the unexpected was expected for a dinner party across town. Or didn't you know that I knew that you knew I knew that? 😎

If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?
because work isn't terrific, who told you that? 😬

Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
You'd assume that people burned to ash in fires wouldn't need to go to a crematorium

Why do they announce power shortages on TV?
TV anchorpersons run on narcissism, if they don't hear their own voice, they'll short out themselves

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
Thamthon Thteventhon

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
It is homeless if his shell was take nby the government. It is naked if the turtle takes off its own shell

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Why do people find it ridiculous when other people trip & fall?
Because it's f**king hilarious

Originally posted by Marth18
what am i saying..... Hellslaughter (Hells laughter or hell slaughter?)
You can't exactly tell when you're not hearing it in person, can you? Send me a video of you saying it and then I'll decide.

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
Why did I take a brake from KMC?
Allow me to answer your question with another question...how can you misspell a simple word like break? 😬

Originally posted by Marth18
Why do guys have nipples
Because they're sexy

Dont need to send a video, only a recording.....and guys have nipples so they can get sex changes!!!!!!!! And why do people spend countless hours looking for the remote all over the house when they can just get up and press the TV

Originally posted by Marth18
Dont need to send a video, only a recording.....and guys have nipples so they can get sex changes!!!!!!!! And why do people spend countless hours looking for the remote all over the house when they can just get up and press the TV
Why do you ask question and then answer them yourself after I answered them? That's questioning the integrity of my judgment if you ask me 😬

And we spend hours looking for the remote because we're all lazy fatasses

Originally posted by Strangelove
Why do you ask question and then answer them yourself after I answered them? That's questioning the integrity of my judgment if you ask me 😬

And we spend hours looking for the remote because we're all lazy fatasses

But if they were lazy, they'd watch the black screen or whatever is on!

And I answered my own question because I already know the answer but I just want to give you something to answer because I love you!

Originally posted by Marth18
And I answered my own question because I already know the answer but I just want to give you something to answer because I love you!
Fair enough srug

If everyone is crazy and you are normal, does that make you the crazy one?

Originally posted by ThePittman
If everyone is crazy and you are normal, does that make you the crazy one?
I cite dictionary.com for two definitions:

1. mentally deranged; dememted; insane Under this definition, no.
6. unusual; bizarre; singular Under this definition, yes

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Originally posted by Scottie
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
It says "I swear I set the timer for 5 seconds!" then gets up to go and check it, then the pictures takes, making for a hilarious, if cliched, moment

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Originally posted by Scottie
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
because that would just be too easy

Eleventeen sounds better