Originally posted by RölandOnly if you knew that the unexpected was expected for a dinner party across town. Or didn't you know that I knew that you knew I knew that? 😎
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?because work isn't terrific, who told you that? 😬
Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?You'd assume that people burned to ash in fires wouldn't need to go to a crematorium
Why do they announce power shortages on TV?TV anchorpersons run on narcissism, if they don't hear their own voice, they'll short out themselves
Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?Thamthon Thteventhon
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?It is homeless if his shell was take nby the government. It is naked if the turtle takes off its own shell
Originally posted by Marth18Why do you ask question and then answer them yourself after I answered them? That's questioning the integrity of my judgment if you ask me 😬
Dont need to send a video, only a recording.....and guys have nipples so they can get sex changes!!!!!!!! And why do people spend countless hours looking for the remote all over the house when they can just get up and press the TV
And we spend hours looking for the remote because we're all lazy fatasses
Originally posted by Strangelove
Why do you ask question and then answer them yourself after I answered them? That's questioning the integrity of my judgment if you ask me 😬And we spend hours looking for the remote because we're all lazy fatasses
But if they were lazy, they'd watch the black screen or whatever is on!
And I answered my own question because I already know the answer but I just want to give you something to answer because I love you!