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Scottie poiuytrewq

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Q1: Why do swamp turtles have five fingers on their front feet and only 4 on their back feet?

Q2: Why do swamp turtles only have three claws on their back feet, if they have four fingers there?

What the hell is a swamp turtle? dontgetit

Assuming that it's a turtle from the swamp, I'd have to say (to both questions) that they just like it that way. They long for a time when your back and forelegs didn't have to have the same number of digits. It was a simpler time back then...

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

why do i feel blahish?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Tell me your thoughts on the meaning of life.
To quote Monty Python: "Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations."

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Scottie
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
They couldn't agree whether they would be stuck together or apart, so they made two compromises and voted. Stuck together and called "apartments" won. Mostly because the word "togetherments" sounded silly

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
why do i feel blahish?
You have the Black Plague 😐

Scottie poiuytrewq

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Scottie
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
You're telling me 😐

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

Originally posted by Strangelove
What the hell is a swamp turtle? dontgetit

Assuming that it's a turtle from the swamp, I'd have to say (to both questions) that they just like it that way. They long for a time when your back and forelegs didn't have to have the same number of digits. It was a simpler time back then...

😂 you don´t call turtles that live in swamps "swamp turtles"? hjahahah

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
😂 you don´t call turtles that live in swamps "swamp turtles"? hjahahah
No, I don't. Next question!

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

why does the cold make me feel so nice and happy?

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

Q: How do you call turtles that live in swamps?

Marth18 Old School Cool

I LOVE THE COLD AND GREY UGLY WEATHER

Scottie poiuytrewq

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
why does the cold make me feel so nice and happy?
Because you are a cold and dreary person who revels in the inequities of life.
Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Q: How do you call turtles that live in swamps?
"Turtles who live in a habitat of different moisture status"

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Scottie
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Because it's ungodly expensive.
Originally posted by ThePittman
Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
Because the government created these langauge paradoxes to keep you distracted from the real problems in life, you sheep.

Scottie poiuytrewq

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Marth18 Old School Cool

Why do i love you?

Inspectah Deck life is a dream

how much wood does a woodchuck if it never chucked a wood? 😕