Ask Strangelove

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Scottie poiuytrewq

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Marth18 Old School Cool

but not twelveteen, and teenages would start at 11

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Scottie
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Actually, all 5 enjoy it, they just don't want to admit it

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

If we breath out CO2 then why does blowing on a fire make it hotter?

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

Q: Why do I like Johnny Depp and my sister doesn´t, if we both like Colin Farrell?

Marth18 Old School Cool

why does luggage on ships are called cargo and luggage on cars are called shipments

Scottie poiuytrewq

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by ThePittman
If we breath out CO2 then why does blowing on a fire make it hotter?
Because the fire is getting angry at you for blowing CO2 on it

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Q: Why do I like Johnny Depp and my sister doesn´t, if we both like Colin Farrell?
Because you're not really sisters, get a DNA test

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
why does luggage on ships are called cargo and luggage on cars are called shipments
Because the world is f**ked up, baby, get used to it *long drag on cigarette
Originally posted by Scottie
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
I'm sure some part of them does, but they choose to ignore it. Evian is a status symbol, you know.

Scottie poiuytrewq

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.
Originally posted by Strangelove
Because you're not really sisters, get a DNA test

shocking

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Scottie
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Bubble wrap

Scottie poiuytrewq

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

Q: Are there really alien spaceships parked in the underground of Area 51 or is it just a myth?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Scottie
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
"back to the ol' clay tablet..."
Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Q: Are there really alien spaceships parked in the underground of Area 51 or is it just a myth?
No they were here, but they left in 1983, they only came to see the sights. You might have seen them. They all dressed like Richard Nixon

Scottie poiuytrewq

How young can you die of old age?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Scottie
How young can you die of old age?
Around 78.3 years of age

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

Q1: Why do swamp turtles have five fingers on their front feet and only 4 on their back feet?

Q2: Why do swamp turtles only have three claws on their back feet, if they have four fingers there?

BlackSunshine Do what you want to do

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