Ask Strangelove

Started by ThePittman236 pages

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Is the "herb" dead?

Originally posted by ThePittman
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens came around.
Originally posted by Thorinn
Is the "herb" dead?
do you mean the kitchen herb or the smiley herb?

smilie.

Why don't you return my calls? crying

Originally posted by Thorinn
smilie.
because it's not as funny as people thought it was, just like Chuck Norris or gardening tools
Originally posted by The Pict
Why don't you return my calls? crying
Long distance rates to Scotland are a b!tch

Why does Herb rule?
Why is there humans?
What's the meaning of life?
Why Do you have that name?

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
Why does Herb rule?
He doesn't he's quite stupid in fact

Why is there humans?
You mean why are there humans. And it's because God put us here, let no one tell you different 🥷

What's the meaning of life?
already answered

Why Do you have that name?
because Dr. Strangelove is the shit

Originally posted by Strangelove
He doesn't he's quite stupid in fact

You mean why are there humans. And it's because God put us here, let no one tell you different 🥷

already answered

because Dr. Strangelove is the shit

Why is there humans? 🥷

Why do you think herb is stupid?
Why do I have a black bike?
Why do I like green?
Why is it late?
Why do we have planets?
Why do we like Donald Duck?
Why do you have threads?
Why am I a dude?

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
Why is there humans? 🥷
srug

Why do you think herb is stupid?
because he's just one of those things that everyone thinks is so hilarious and then he just disappears. He's a fad

Why do I have a black bike?
because you love those chocolate mamas

Why do I like green?
You're a pothead

Why is it late?
because of a little thing called time. It moves forward, you see.

Why do we have planets?
to give us something to look at

Why do we like Donald Duck?
because he's a badass duck who doesn't take shit from nobody

Why do you have threads?
Because I've been here for 3 years, I like to indulge myself every once in a while

Why am I a dude?
your Y chromosomes

Why do i like this thread?
Why did I like the donald duck answer?
Why do you like my threads? *ninja*

Why did Kongu make the 🥷 face wrong...

Originally posted by Marth18
Why did Kongu make the 🥷 face wrong...

I didn't. 😐

I did that on purpose.

What does the term "the bee's knees" frickin mean?
Why do you keep stalking my wife? 😛

Why are feet nasty looking

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
Why do i like this thread?
because you have an above average intelligence

Why did I like the donald duck answer?
because I'm a genius

Why do you like my threads? *ninja*
I like your threads? This is news to me 😑

How do I get a woman to wash my dishes?

Originally posted by Marth18
Why did Kongu make the 🥷 face wrong...
Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
I didn't. 😐

I did that on purpose.

apprently, he didn't
Originally posted by ThePittman
What does the term "the bee's knees" frickin mean?
I assume that it came from the delusion that bee's knees are cute. In reality, bee's knees were once the prime ingredient in cuteness potions in the 1840s

Why do you keep stalking my wife? 😛
You have me confused with Vinny 🥷
Originally posted by Marth18
Why are feet nasty looking
usually because people don't take care of them. or because of gangrene

WHat is the Meaning of Life?

Originally posted by Impediment
How do I get a woman to wash my dishes?
break a dish while washing them one time, she'll never let you do it again