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Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Röland
Why do people wear socks with sandals?
I wear socks with sandals when I don't know where my shoes are and it's cold outside. I don't know about anyone else

Why do dogs bury bones and such?
so they can dig them up later

Shouldn't the Lucky Charms leprachaun be dead by now?
Why? 😑 from falling off his flying marshmallows? Those things look very dangerous.

Do the Keebler Elves ever fight the Rice Krispy mascots Snap, Crackle and Pop?
No, because the Keebler Elves make cookies. SC&P make cereal. They have nothing to be rivals about

Röland Masked Vigilante

This is the ultimate question. . .

Did Greedo shoot first!?

Marth18 Old School Cool
Originally posted by Strangelove
because you were a bad boyfriend According to them: Texas According to me: sweatshops in Laos

Only with you!

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Röland
This is the ultimate question. . .

Did Greedo shoot first!?

Yes he did, but he's a terrible shot

Marth18 Old School Cool

What sick individual named the Pea cock

Röland Masked Vigilante
Originally posted by Strangelove
Yes he did, but he's a terrible shot

How very true, Han Solo ftw!

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
What sick individual named the Pea cock
someone who was compensating for something

Terrorist Restricted

I bet you dont know the answer to this question

Whats the purpose of Life

Marth18 Old School Cool

hes answered that

the answer is...............

TO ASK THAT QUESTION

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

Originally posted by Terrorist
I bet you dont know the answer to this question

Whats the purpose of Life

I though it was to serve Strangelove 😛

Marth18 Old School Cool

but of course........

Terrorist Restricted

oh really now?
can I make strangelove to your future wife before you marry her?

Marth18 Old School Cool

Only if i can join

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Terrorist
oh really now?
can I make strangelove to your future wife before you marry her?
Originally posted by Marth18
Only if i can join
damn, Marth you stole my answer!

Röland Masked Vigilante

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Röland
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
who tries to fail? honestly 😬

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
People can only start a fire easily when they don't mean to

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?
already answered

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
already answered

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?
you don't need one, and it's actually more ironic to shoot one regularly

Röland Masked Vigilante

you truly are a genious

Röland Masked Vigilante

Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?
Why are feet smelly and noses runny?
How do hearing aid companies expect potential customers to hear their commercials?
What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Röland
Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?
because Disney didn't have enough clothes to cover them all, and the tradition just stuck

Why are feet smelly and noses runny?
Mostly because feet stink, the made noses run so there would be an opposite

How do hearing aid companies expect potential customers to hear their commercials?
most hearing impaired people have the captions on at all times.

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
They failed miserably and caused many deaths

Röland Masked Vigilante

I need to find more questions.