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Marth18 Old School Cool

Why dont tarutarus have knees, or dont use them when they walk or run

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

Why am I so damn cute? 😛

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Jack of Blades
WHat is the Meaning of Life?
Third time I've been asked that 😬

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
Why dont tarutarus have knees, or dont use them when they walk or run
because they held a conference back in 1729, and decided that knees sucked and they won't use them again.
Originally posted by ThePittman
Why am I so damn cute? 😛
Some would say it's because of your intelligence and wit. My theory is the ass. It has that perfect ass quality

Impediment Endless

Why is the sky blue?

Ultraman Baltan Restricted

Why is someone in the kitchen with Dyna?

Marth18 Old School Cool

^ EASY

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Impediment
Why is the sky blue?
It's not. Sometimes it's black, grey, sunset (orange, purple, red)

Try again 😉

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Why is someone in the kitchen with Dyna?
Because she's gettin' some hot adulterous lovin'. And of course, because of the time period, she was promptly executed

Marth18 Old School Cool

Why are my questions getting easier and easier....

WHY AM I LOSING MY TOUCH!?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
Why are my questions getting easier and easier....

WHY AM I LOSING MY TOUCH!?

I'll answer both questions at once: you guys have finally run out of those idiotic questions about wordplay, and now I'm getting real questions. I'm happy 😊

Marth18 Old School Cool

Why are your answers getting boring!?

Edit: I can answer that myself...the questions are lame

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
Why are your answers getting boring!?

Edit: I can answer that myself...the questions are lame

they aren't 😬

Marth18 Old School Cool

or are they?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
or are they?
No, they aren't and I should disembowel you and feed the results of my wrath to my goat for your insolence shakefist

Marth18 Old School Cool

disgust

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

If I could use 100% of my brain what would be my next question?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by ThePittman
If I could use 100% of my brain what would be my next question?
If you used 100% of your brain, your next question would be "Why do I spend so much time here?" 😑

Inspectah Deck life is a dream

would there be a tomorrow without a yesterday?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
would there be a tomorrow without a yesterday?
There is no such thing as tomorrow. Tomorrow never comes. Because you know what tomorrow is as soon as it comes? Today. What is today but tomorrow's yesterday?