Johnny
Day - the day she dies!
Dear ichy
After being restrained for about 2 hours -
[Because keira was too 'distressed' about the whole sword thing and told security to keep me for as long as is legally possible]
- i finally returned to the set...i remained calm and did my scenes wonderfully - as always- and everyone went their separate ways....
except for keira, ofcourse.
"Why did you chase me?"
"Because it seemed like a brilliant idea"
"But why?"
"Because your an annoying, screaming banshee who needs to have her nasal passages seen to by a specialist"
"But why?"
"Haven't i just made that obvious?"
"Yes...but why?"
"Because you snore, and your a messy eater, and you use all the hot water, and you sleep with care-bear teddies at the bottom of MY bed!"
"But why?"
....i bet you can see where that conversation went, eh?
So, being a mature adult - well...slightly more mature than that woman monster living on the same yacht as me - i decided to take the high road...
...i asked Sad-sack if i could stay with him for a while...
....and by a while i mean about 10 minutes....
i mean, what are you supposed to do when your co-star decides he would like to spoon with you in the middle of the night?!?!
Needless to say, i ended up spending the rest of the night on the deck of my yacht....
STILL hearing THAT snore!!!
Orlando
day - not too sure...
dear nobody
i was talking to kev this morning, and apparently we're all having another legendary night out tonight!!!!
I can't wait...i want to get so drunk that i pass out in the middle of the street and be carried home (or, knowing the people im going with, they will probably leave me there instead!)
Kev told me that mackenzie hasn't been himself lately. Lee (pintel) has been trying to look after him, but kev said that it's because of the semi-illegal substances that he has been harbouring in his trailor and he'd been smoking it so much that he's actually started to turn green permanently....
I don't know...celebrities!!
I was in a bakery getting my favourite danish pastry yesterday, only to spot Jacks fiancee admiring wedding cakes.
I smiled and said hello, as did she.
When i went over to see what she was admiring, my eyes widened in horror!
WHO would pay THAT MUCH for a wedding cake!!?!
She told me that the one she was planning on buying was half the size but double the price....
i felt sick.
Oh well...rather jack than me
johnny
Day - a slow one
dear ichy
the festivities of last night have taken their toll on me once again...
there were about 8 of us drinking until the early hours of the morning!!!
Things started off slowly, as there was some peculiar tension in the air-
[Mostly created by the fact that keira kept glaring daggers at me....if looks could kill...]
- but once everyone had a couple of drinks down them, everything became slightly more lighthearted, and we all started to relax and enjoy ourselves....
...but theres enjoying yourself, and then theres taking things too far!
There i was sitting inocently on my seat, when sad-sack stands up ontop of the table and tries to perform a table dance!!!!!
Set to the song of; "Hot stuff!" , he wiggled his backside allover the place, until he was finally captured and almost tied to his seat by Kev for wanting to start a strip-tease instead...
He will live to regret that in the morning, i tell you!
That was almost as bad as Lee's attempt to be honest...
I mean, i know he's a rather large man...but theres no need to flaunt it by doing a BELLY DANCE!!!
Keira was so traumatized that she forgot she was mad at me and decided to hide behind me instead!!!
But all of this couldn't compare to the end of the night...
After more sad-sack bashing, and the occasion laugh about his genetilia, we decided to give it a rest....until jack announced that the real reason that sad-sack is so unpopular is because he really IS a eunich....
After that i cant remember much....except;
*Bar brawl
*keira walking drunkenly out of the bar with a bottle of vodka that someone tried to throw in her general direction -
[Damnit it was supposed to his her!!!]
- *Mackenzie doing a 'business' transaction in the middle of the bar
*Sailorleo punching sad-sack in the gob because he told her she had bad taste in wedding cakes.
*Kev ending up BEHIND the bar...and to be honest he was the lucky one!
*Lee still doing his belly dancing.....
All in all a satisfying night!
Except that keira didn't come home this morning...
We'll probably find her on the beach in the morning with that bottle of vodka in her hands, singing 'Danny boy' at the top of her lungs...
Or she could be dead...
Whatever.
just realised a bit of info 🙂 :
After being sad enough to go on youtube.com and see how many videos jack/liz have (which is 1217)
...i thought i would take a stroll into unchartered waters and see how many will/liz have.....
you wanna know???? ...
479!!!!!
So....which ship is mightier and is recruiting new ship mates all of the time?!
SPARRABETH!!!!!
Ha...
Ted and terry...i sincerely hope you take trips over there every once in a while 😄
Don't know if anyone's done this or not.
Gibbs' diary
That Will kid is back, hassling Jack even more. I don't know what exactly happened, but now we're getting ready to go see THE Tia Dalma. Last I heard, she was performing a show, 14 times a week, when she'd tell fortunes and make quarters magically appear out of people's ears. I'd ask her to do a card trick while we're there, but I don't think we'll have time for that.
There's been a strange lack of rum on the Pearl lately. My suspicion is that Jack's been hording it since he's so often vexed, but come on! We all need our fix too! I've drawn up the blueprints for my first mate cabin that Jack said he'd get around to constructing. It's on "his list of things," which means he won't do it. Heh heh, fortunately since he's been hording the rum, I can talk him into just about anything. I just hope the kracken doesn't eat him and the ship up before I get my chance. I want to hang a little sign on it that says, "Joshamee Gibbs: if the cabin's rockin' don't come a-knockin.'"
loved it willo!! 😄
Very very funny!! 😄
ooh...we haven't tried doing the characters, have we??
sounds like a plan!! 😄 😄
Just for you PirateDiva 😄
Keira
day - i dont really care...i just want to be sick!
Dear snuggles
I feel terrible...
I woke up in the middle of a deserted road this morning...apparently all of the car traffic had to bend around me becayse i wasn't waking up...which is rather unsettling when you think about my saftey....
I remember walking out of the pub...and somewhere along the way i met two men who were citizens of the island we are staying on...
Well, i was getting on fine with them until one of them tried to grasp the vodka bottle out of my hand...and being a true Brit i fought him off and then necked the whole bottle before him or the other one had a chance to do anything about it!!
I regret it this morning...and i half wish that the traffic had just ran over me because it would have been less painful than how i am feeling right now!
Anyway, a cow hearder was kind enough to pick me up from the road in my sleeping state, and apparently he carried me ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the way to the set of the film on the back of Humphrey -
[Just to note...humphrey is a cow and not a person...as far as i know human slavery has been abolished in the caribbean...]
- and then i was carried all the way to the makeup department and had ALL of my makeup done whilst i was sleeping!
It made everything so much simpler!
I should get absolutely pie-eyed more often if THAT is the result!
My increasing mood didnt last too long however...johnny decided it would be a good idea to bring his guitar along on set and sing 'killing me softly' VERY out of key and decided that instead of actually playing the guitar, he would kill it instead!! ...and the worst part of it all was that he KNEW i had a headache!!!
Hes so unfair! He knows i would never do anything THAT bad to him...well...nothing illegal anyway.
So after a day of nursing a hangover and staying out with the sun beating down onto my completely exhausted body, i thought that i would reward myself with a nice bubble bath and an early night to catch up on the sleep that i lost when Humphrey hit a speed bump...
Didnt last long....
How come whenever your in a foul mood, someone has to come along and make it worse????
Instead of getting a bubble bath and an early night, i got heavy metal rock music banging on till all hours of the morning and a double bed WITHOUT the matress!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear to god, that man is going to pay!!!!!
lol, you crack me up, T. Maria. Come do the story Kate, Surreal, and I are doing. It's challenging but fun and everyone's invited to add on.
Gibb's diary--New Entry
Dear Diary
Commodore Norrington threatened my life tonight! I was just getting Jack's list all set, had a good start on 4 whole people. That's better than 3 and 3/4 people. But I be digressin'. Here comes the Commodore, wig dishelveled, drunker than a redhead on St. Patty's Day, ready to jab his sword right through me. So what did I do? I'll tell you.
Springing out of my chair like a rabid panther, I took it by the legs and swung it down upon him. It certainly woke him up, knocked his hat off, too! "Sword!" I whistled to a fellow drinker who threw my a gorgeous silver cutlass. Just as Norrington whipped out his sword and thrust it towards me, I blocked and all of Tortuga stopped what they was doin' to see this battle, the likes of which no pirate nor scallawag had ever seen!"
Jack: That never happened.
Gibbs: Jack! What are you doing in here? I'm writing in my diary!
Jack: I know. I peeked. Tell the truth. We left just as all that started to happen.
Gibbs: When are you going to build my 1st mate cabin?
Jack: (getting ready to leave) Don't worry, mate. It's on me list of things. (exits)
He never means that. Looks like I'll have to start it myself. I wonder if Commodore Norrington has a hammer...
Originally posted by willofthewisp
lol, you crack me up, T. Maria. Come do the story Kate, Surreal, and I are doing. It's challenging but fun and everyone's invited to add on.Gibb's diary--New Entry
Dear Diary
Commodore Norrington threatened my life tonight! I was just getting Jack's list all set, had a good start on 4 whole people. That's better than 3 and 3/4 people. But I be digressin'. Here comes the Commodore, wig dishelveled, drunker than a redhead on St. Patty's Day, ready to jab his sword right through me. So what did I do? I'll tell you.
Springing out of my chair like a rabid panther, I took it by the legs and swung it down upon him. It certainly woke him up, knocked his hat off, too! "Sword!" I whistled to a fellow drinker who threw my a gorgeous silver cutlass. Just as Norrington whipped out his sword and thrust it towards me, I blocked and all of Tortuga stopped what they was doin' to see this battle, the likes of which no pirate nor scallawag had ever seen!"Jack: That never happened.
Gibbs: Jack! What are you doing in here? I'm writing in my diary!
Jack: I know. I peeked. Tell the truth. We left just as all that started to happen.
Gibbs: When are you going to build my 1st mate cabin?
Jack: (getting ready to leave) Don't worry, mate. It's on me list of things. (exits)
He never means that. Looks like I'll have to start it myself. I wonder if Commodore Norrington has a hammer...
lmao!!! 😄 😄 :loving it!!! 😄
which story may this be?? 😕
id love to join!!! 😄