I like this idea of choosing. It's like The Today Show.
http://www.your-enchanted-wedding.com/images/wedding%20cake%2025.jpg
or
http://blogs.ipswitch.com/archives/wedding%20cake.jpg
or
http://www.shadelasbakery.com/wedding_cakes/wedding%20cake%202.JPG
or
http://www.childspastryshop.com/rose-wedding-cake.jpg
So what bridesmaid dress did everyone end up picking?
those cakes are absolutely brilliant!!! 😄
i loved the second one willo!! 😄
and calypso, i say we DO make the diaries for at worlds end....now that we can do chow yun fat...imagine the possibilities hehehehe!!! 😄 😄
ps - if anyone can save our picture choices and then put them on the sailr/norrie wedding thread??
if we have pics on the actual page then we all know exactly what we're having and everyone can see!!! 😄
YAY! T.maria I'm SO glad to have u back...u have no idea how addicted to ur intries i was..I'm so glad to have my daily dose of laugh back again......and congrats to sailorleo on the wedding.
we can get the invitations fro kates paparie in NY..maybe I can find some pics.
V funny with the orly diaries BTW...
Johnny
day - losing the will to live...
dearest Ichy
dear god;
please make keira take everything back she said to you last night...for she is ruining my sleeping patterns and i am now being forced to take naps in unseemly places -
[Though not too unseemly for fear of Sad-sack popping up unexpectedly and assaulting my unmentionables in a rather parculiar fashion]
-
This has to stop!
IM ACTUALLY GETTING GREY HAIRS!!!!
I'm all for playing someone at their own game...but this is just getting silly now.
I remember a time when my life was peaceful and my boat did not smell like it was being suffocated by the scented fragrance of chavvy perfume ... a time i so long for right now.
She locked the door on me last night...did it on purpose so i couldn't throttle her twig-like neck in her sleep!
Sleeping beauty she most certainly is not!!!! ... if i were the prince i would most certainly throw a pillow over her face and pray for the snoring to stop!!!
Anyway, after she finally opened the door this morning, she came into the living room with a satisfied grin on her face!
...I meanwhile was on prozac.
She told me she had the best sleep of her night last night...whereas i was left to count sheep...and then ended up counting her snores instead....
Which reminds me...never fall asleep in the costume department...you go in there looking like jack sparrow, and come out looking like micahel jackson.
Keira
Day - the day after yesterday
Dear snuggles
johnny has the horn about something...
or is it the hump??
I'm not used to these american slang words, god damnit!!
Anyway, he's in a right foul mood!
I could tell as soon as he took a shower this morning...usually he starts singing -
["Its the eye of the tiger, its the thrill of the fight!"]
- but today was quite different...
he seemed to have misplaced his singing voice and seemed to be shouting obsceneties at the top of his voice....
I mean, i know he's not really much of a religious man...but theres only so many times you can actually swear at jesus...
i thought that it could have been the fact that there was no hot water left after i had used it all...but the swearing was too vigorous for that so i decided to think otherwise.
Things didnt improve on set either...jack was beaten black and blue!
When i asked him what had happened, he said that it was a pillow fight gone wrong...but if you ask me, i think that sailor woman has been using him as a punching bag...
Orlando was his usual 'faraway' self...he answered to you only when you called him 'oi!' ...usually he answers to anything!
After another gruelling 3-way fight scene, in which Johnny got a little over excited and -
[Through absolutely no fault of my own]
- started chasing me down the beach with his sword! ...i laughed it off until security had to come and restrain him!
Honestly, some men can be so immature!
Jackie-poo!
Day - the day the bay-liffs come!!!
Dear norrie
i cant believe she maxed it out!!!!!!
Theres only so many shops you can go to in the caribbean!!!!!
Apparently this Chanel isnt just one woman....its a whole chain of them!!!!
What chance do i have of fending off a whole load of gaggling women the one i have is the leader of the pack?!
I confronted my beloved about her spending habits...she said she doesn't have one and just uses mine instead.
Just spiffing!
She started putting on those fake tears when i told her she couldnt spend anymore...
And then i started putting on those real tears when the bill came the next morining!!!
Honestly, WHY do women have to come with such a great expense?!
Us men would walk around naked if we had the choice! Save the pennies!!!
But no, you women go out and buy a pair of £15 knickers!!!!
[And for those of you who are unaware of the pound sign...that would probably around $100 or thereabouts...im crap with decimals!]
Shes told me about her gaggle of female guests that will be at the wedding...the way its going, there will be no room left for ME! Never mind my own guests...
All 5 of them considering shes even put MY FAMILY on HER list!!!!
I give up...and at this moment im hiding behind my couch waiting for the door to be knocked on and some great big hairy beast of a man to demand payment for something or other....
Ive put gladys in the front line to protect me...but fat lot of good that will do...she would rather bite ME than a complete and utter stranger!!!
