God is a Player, Mary was a Cheater. JesusIsAlive

We all know God had sex with Mary to create Jesus. Bible said the Holy Spirit was sent to Mary so she can concieve Jesus.(holyspirit = sperm) But before Mary had sex with God, Mary already have a boyfriend named Joseph. Then Joseph found out that Mary was cheating on him. Joseph left Mary. However God stepped in and told Joseph, "Take Mary as your wife." Since God doesnt want any relationship with Mary, God convinced Joseph to get back together with Mary.
Proven Facts: God stole Mary away from her boyfriend, Joseph. making God a player. Last time God had sex? 2006 and nine months years ago. Mary was technically a virgin because there were no physical penis that entered her vagina but, there was God's omnipotent dong up Mary's. so mary was physically a virgin but spiritually nonvirgin.

wtf this is suppose to be in RF

it doesnt really deserve this website

I'm not entirely sure why this was moved.... Probably just the name of the thread. The opening post itself is quite interesting to be honest.

im just clarifying the bible's rhetoric and put it in to laymans terms.

This is supposed to be in the religion forum; if even there. mullet

but storm moved it. 😐

Originally posted by Terrorist
but storm moved it. 😐

Ask Storm to move it back... And maybe to change the name to something a little more appropriate for the RF.

Lame.

JesusIsAlive.......hahahha

I think I'll post this thread in his pm box.......lol

yea ROLF

hmm. i was wondering when the next pointless member was gonna start posting.

the point is to clarify the bible's Rhetoric so that everyone can understand.

I didn't lol doped

Terrorist is just blatently a sock.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Terrorist is just blatently a sock.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I didn't lol doped

Originally posted by Naz

yes. but your wife is cheating on you

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
She quoted me, these means we're married, yes?

I'm confused...