God is a Player, Mary was a Cheater. JesusIsAlive

Started by bogen4 pages

dude you consistantly suck

Re: God is a Player, Mary was a Cheater. JesusIsAlive

Originally posted by Terrorist
We all know God had sex with Mary to create Jesus. Bible said the Holy Spirit was sent to Mary so she can concieve Jesus.(holyspirit = sperm) But before Mary had sex with God, Mary already have a boyfriend named Joseph. Then Joseph found out that Mary was cheating on him. Joseph left Mary. However God stepped in and told Joseph, "Take Mary as your wife." Since God doesnt want any relationship with Mary, God convinced Joseph to get back together with Mary.
Proven Facts: God stole Mary away from her boyfriend, Joseph. making God a player. Last time God had sex? 2006 and nine months years ago. Mary was technically a virgin because there were no physical penis that entered her vagina but, there was God's omnipotent dong up Mary's. so mary was physically a virgin but spiritually nonvirgin.

As a catholic person this offends me. 😐

As a Catholic person, what, exactly, were you expecting to see when you opened a thread entitled "God is a Player, Mary was a Cheater"?

I'm just glad it's in the forum where it belongs, now.

I am just listening to Marilyn Manson.

God is a number you cannot count to
You are posthuman and hardwired
This isn't god, this isn't god
God is just a statistic
[chorus repeat]

Re: Re: God is a Player, Mary was a Cheater. JesusIsAlive

Originally posted by silver_tears
As a catholic person this offends me. 😐

Everything offends you Catholics 🙄

catholics are easily offended.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Your religion of orgasm has lowered your credibility and intelligence to a form lower than lord urizen.

😆 😆 😆 😆 I know ! EVEN I HAVE TO ADMIT IT !

Okay, but come on now...sometimes I make pretty good threads ! I actually smart, but sometimes I like being stupid....

Terrorist is the MAN ! He is my PRODEGY !

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
😆 😆 😆 😆 I know ! EVEN [b]I HAVE TO ADMIT IT ! Terrorist is the MAN ! He is my PRODEGY !

[/B]

😄 💃 this is why i win

Originally posted by Terrorist
😄 💃 this is why i win

Terrorist...go forth and spread the word !

God promises you ETERNAL ORGASM ! droolio

The Holy Spirit is Sperm, which we are all filled with ! Jesus is a child of SPERM ! YOU ARE ALL HALF SPERM ! THEREFORE YOU ARE ALL HALF GOD !droolio

WE ARE ALL ONE IN CHRIST ! IN SPERM ! IN HOLY ORGASM ! droolio

BLESSED BE ! droolio

droolio

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Terrorist...go forth and spread the word !

[b]God promises you ETERNAL ORGASM ! droolio

The Holy Spirit is Sperm, which we are all filled with ! Jesus is a child of SPERM ! YOU ARE ALL HALF SPERM ! THEREFORE YOU ARE ALL HALF GOD !droolio

WE ARE ALL ONE IN CHRIST ! IN SPERM ! IN HOLY ORGASM ! droolio

BLESSED BE ! droolio

droolio [/B]


Amen

ARGH?

Re: God is a Player, Mary was a Cheater. JesusIsAlive

Originally posted by Terrorist
We all know God had sex with Mary to create Jesus. Bible said the Holy Spirit was sent to Mary so she can concieve Jesus.(holyspirit = sperm) But before Mary had sex with God, Mary already have a boyfriend named Joseph. Then Joseph found out that Mary was cheating on him. Joseph left Mary. However God stepped in and told Joseph, "Take Mary as your wife." Since God doesnt want any relationship with Mary, God convinced Joseph to get back together with Mary.
Proven Facts: God stole Mary away from her boyfriend, Joseph. making God a player. Last time God had sex? 2006 and nine months years ago. Mary was technically a virgin because there were no physical penis that entered her vagina but, there was God's omnipotent dong up Mary's. so mary was physically a virgin but spiritually nonvirgin.

🤨

How... unamusing

I pray to God through this harsh times because In a Harsh Drought. I need a to have a ''Worship Service''

Originally posted by Terrorist
We all know God had sex with Mary to create Jesus. Bible said the Holy Spirit was sent to Mary so she can concieve Jesus.(holyspirit = sperm) But before Mary had sex with God, Mary already have a boyfriend named Joseph. Then Joseph found out that Mary was cheating on him. Joseph left Mary. However God stepped in and told Joseph, "Take Mary as your wife." Since God doesnt want any relationship with Mary, God convinced Joseph to get back together with Mary.
Proven Facts: God stole Mary away from her boyfriend, Joseph. making God a player. Last time God had sex? 2006 and nine months years ago. Mary was technically a virgin because there were no physical penis that entered her vagina but, there was God's omnipotent dong up Mary's. so mary was physically a virgin but spiritually nonvirgin.

ugh i don't even believe in this, but your either ignorant or extremly stupid. Plus thats just ****ed up

Stfu Before I pimp-smite yo ass

Originally posted by Terrorist
catholics are easily offended.

I'm catholic. I'm not easily offended. You fail.