Re: God is a Player, Mary was a Cheater. JesusIsAlive
Originally posted by Terrorist
We all know God had sex with Mary to create Jesus. Bible said the Holy Spirit was sent to Mary so she can concieve Jesus.(holyspirit = sperm) But before Mary had sex with God, Mary already have a boyfriend named Joseph. Then Joseph found out that Mary was cheating on him. Joseph left Mary. However God stepped in and told Joseph, "Take Mary as your wife." Since God doesnt want any relationship with Mary, God convinced Joseph to get back together with Mary.
Proven Facts: God stole Mary away from her boyfriend, Joseph. making God a player. Last time God had sex? 2006 and nine months years ago. Mary was technically a virgin because there were no physical penis that entered her vagina but, there was God's omnipotent dong up Mary's. so mary was physically a virgin but spiritually nonvirgin.
As a catholic person this offends me. 😐
Originally posted by lord xyz
Your religion of orgasm has lowered your credibility and intelligence to a form lower than lord urizen.
😆 😆 😆 😆 I know ! EVEN I HAVE TO ADMIT IT !
Okay, but come on now...sometimes I make pretty good threads ! I actually smart, but sometimes I like being stupid....
Terrorist is the MAN ! He is my PRODEGY !
Originally posted by Terrorist
😄 💃 this is why i win
Terrorist...go forth and spread the word !
God promises you ETERNAL ORGASM ! droolio
The Holy Spirit is Sperm, which we are all filled with ! Jesus is a child of SPERM ! YOU ARE ALL HALF SPERM ! THEREFORE YOU ARE ALL HALF GOD !droolio
WE ARE ALL ONE IN CHRIST ! IN SPERM ! IN HOLY ORGASM ! droolio
BLESSED BE ! droolio
droolio
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Terrorist...go forth and spread the word ![b]God promises you ETERNAL ORGASM !
droolioThe Holy Spirit is Sperm, which we are all filled with ! Jesus is a child of SPERM ! YOU ARE ALL HALF SPERM ! THEREFORE YOU ARE ALL HALF GOD !droolio
WE ARE ALL ONE IN CHRIST ! IN SPERM ! IN HOLY ORGASM ! droolio
BLESSED BE ! droolio
droolio [/B]
Re: God is a Player, Mary was a Cheater. JesusIsAlive
Originally posted by Terrorist
We all know God had sex with Mary to create Jesus. Bible said the Holy Spirit was sent to Mary so she can concieve Jesus.(holyspirit = sperm) But before Mary had sex with God, Mary already have a boyfriend named Joseph. Then Joseph found out that Mary was cheating on him. Joseph left Mary. However God stepped in and told Joseph, "Take Mary as your wife." Since God doesnt want any relationship with Mary, God convinced Joseph to get back together with Mary.
Proven Facts: God stole Mary away from her boyfriend, Joseph. making God a player. Last time God had sex? 2006 and nine months years ago. Mary was technically a virgin because there were no physical penis that entered her vagina but, there was God's omnipotent dong up Mary's. so mary was physically a virgin but spiritually nonvirgin.
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How... unamusing
Originally posted by Terrorist
We all know God had sex with Mary to create Jesus. Bible said the Holy Spirit was sent to Mary so she can concieve Jesus.(holyspirit = sperm) But before Mary had sex with God, Mary already have a boyfriend named Joseph. Then Joseph found out that Mary was cheating on him. Joseph left Mary. However God stepped in and told Joseph, "Take Mary as your wife." Since God doesnt want any relationship with Mary, God convinced Joseph to get back together with Mary.
Proven Facts: God stole Mary away from her boyfriend, Joseph. making God a player. Last time God had sex? 2006 and nine months years ago. Mary was technically a virgin because there were no physical penis that entered her vagina but, there was God's omnipotent dong up Mary's. so mary was physically a virgin but spiritually nonvirgin.
ugh i don't even believe in this, but your either ignorant or extremly stupid. Plus thats just ****ed up