God is a Player, Mary was a Cheater. JesusIsAlive

Started by =Tired Hiker=4 pages
Originally posted by Terrorist
well i believe that shmi skywalker was killed and anakin took vengeance upon his mothers death. thats all i know

But how did she get preggers? Did Joseph two time Mary??? hmm

Actly according to the bible she had not had intercourse with Joey at all.JM

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Actly according to the bible she had not had intercourse with Joey at all.JM

But what about Shmi?? 😕

Who is that?jm😕

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Who is that?jm😕

Shmi Skywalker, silly! 😛 Like Mary, she mysteriously got preggers, I just want to know how.

I have no idea either.jmpuke

Holy Spirit = Sperms

In the bible, it says that God. Go forth my minions and spread the word of God. We all know that Holy Spirit gives and creates life. Same thing with sperm. Holy Spirit is a metaphor for Sperm that creates life. Whenever the people worship God, the Holyspirit decends upon us thus creating life. which is why that Mary got pregnant by God through the Holy Spirit.

Shmi got pregnant by some human but unnamed character. lets just assume that

Your religion of orgasm has lowered your credibility and intelligence to a form lower than lord urizen.

Nope, it is more than that. It is the principle that bring someone to enlightenment, and reveals divine knowledge, it is many other things. There is a lot of philosophy behind it, so it cannot be reduced to a simple metaphor.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Your religion of orgasm has lowered your credibility and intelligence to a form lower than lord urizen.

My fellow poster, you seem to be missing a lot of the humor as of late. I am of most certainty that this thread is merely a parody of Lord Urizen's idiocy.

Then why'd you post in it......You hate threads like this........why why did you do it......

Though it is quite an interesting metaphor

Nah, the orgasm one was funny, but eventually this gets old.

Terrorist has a run-in or two with Mods already, and has been spamming up quite a few forums. Maybe it's unintentional, but when you were already told to stop making threads like this it becomes obvious that he's just doing it for needless attention or somesuch.

Fail. 😐

Originally posted by FeceMan
My fellow poster, you seem to be missing a lot of the humor as of late. I am of most certainty that this thread is merely a parody of Lord Urizen's idiocy.
A parody of Lord Urizen's idiocy would be a thread entitled "Are atheists gay?" because all of Urizen's late threads have been about something being gay, maybe he fantasises about them and wants to be sure he if he's gay or not.

I made the thread because Lord Urizen pmed me and told me to do so.

edit:atleast few people believe my theories and it makes alot more sense than the bible's verses

Originally posted by Terrorist
I made the thread because Lord Urizen pmed me and told me to do so.

...so you took that advice, but not anyone's advice in the OTF to stop making spam threads?

90% of the people I talk to about discipline issues finger-point as their main argument or defense. This thread here is obviously not as bad, and not a bannable offense (and it's not in my forum, thus not really my concern) but it's the same principle, just on a smaller scale.

Are atheists gay?

The world may never know.

Only for you, babe.

(Why is this thread still open?)

The **** should I know?

See my thread about curbing retarded threads.

Minutes after this thread was created, I was on the verge of moving it to the OTF but I thought to wait and see. Vain hope...

Take the advice I gave you earlier to heart Terrorist.